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Welcome to the House of Caps. Micro-stories of the lewd variety attached to images I've found in my travels on the internet, or that were pointed out to me.
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Thank you!

To everyone who kept me in their thoughts, or said a prayer for me and my family, you have my deepest and utmost thanks.

My mother's back home at last, after over 30 gruelling days in hospital.  There are still some concerns we'll deal with along the way, but for now, she's out of the danger zone.

I've got an awful cold I picked up a few days ago, but I'll get back to writing tomorrow, I hope.

Thank you all for sticking with me, and enjoy the smut to come.
-H.
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Just an update...

I wanted to make this post to thank everyone for their support so far, whether you're throwing a coin in my hat or not, and provide something besides radio silence to explain why there haven't been any more captions so far this month.

My mother's currently in hospital, has been for a couple of weeks now, and while everything is looking good — she has really good doctors and nurses taking care of her — I can't help but feel anxious and worry about her.

I haven't really had the time or drive to write much of anything these past couple of weeks, so I completely understand if any one of you wants to put your funding on hold until I can get production back up, I just wanted to let you know what's going on so I don't feel guilty about not making anything, y'know?

If at all possible, I'd rather not talk about this sort of thing publicly, like on the Discord — I'm not really looking for sympathy or support, though of course I welcome any and all prayers you can spare for the two of us.

That's about it.  I'm not quitting writing or anything like that, I have trust in the medical professionals and faith in God, I just wanted you guys to know what the holdup is.

Thanks for reading and understanding.
-H
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