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Welcome to the House of Caps. Micro-stories of the lewd variety attached to images I've found in my travels on the internet, or that were pointed out to me.
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Howdy, you can call me Hoss (rhymes with boss), or MtG.  I've worked together with Based Doggo for a number of years now to write captions, and we've even created a Discord server dedicated to them.

I write caps for a number of categories/series (some of which I like to think I've created or at least helped popularize) including Bleached, Branded, the Hellhound Waifu series, and Rescued.

I DO take direct commissions, though you'll need to get in touch with me to see if I'm open, closed, or if there's a wait list at the moment.

As much as I'd love to have whatever financial support you can spare -- I wouldn't have created this page otherwise -- please don't donate unless you're in a good enough financial situation to do so!  Make sure all your bills are paid and you like my stuff enough to throw some coins my way before you do!  I appreciate anything and everything you're able to give, and it really does help me out.

Thanks so much for liking my stuff enough to check this place out, and I hope to make it worth your while with polls and whatnot so you can help me decide what I work on next whether or not you're able to chip anything in!

Edit: I've added tags to be able to jump to polls, the games, and story chapters when I upload them.

Happy fapping,
-Hoss

Here's a link to the Discord server Doggo and I use (I'm HossM#5307).  It's the best place to talk to me or get a hold of me quickly if you need to.
Here's a link to my Reddit profile page.
Here’s a link to my finished captions archive.
Here’s a link to my “inspiration” or “caption fuel” folder.
Here's a link to the Google Doc where you can watch me work if you're so inclined. ;)

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More like Proudless...

What happens when Jaina Proudmoore winds up in the wrong place, at the wrong time, and finds herself a goblin alchemist's plaything...?  Things she couldn't even imagine, but that she'll love every second of, as it turns out!

This one was a commission for @Throwawayyeti on the Discord and features Jaina Proudmoore and a goblin OC named Ozixx. It's just north of 13,000 words, and contains a little bit of transformation because our favourite archmage ends up growing a little something extra between her legs that really opens her eyes, so it isn't necessarily for the faint of heart, but I think you'll enjoy it if you give it a chance.

Give it a read if you have the time, and if you do end up reading it, let me know what you thought about it in the comment section!

Warning: contains futa, rimming, and some sweet romance, too...
Here's a GoogleDocs link if you wanna read it there.
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Youth (and young cum) is wasted on the young

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Who tamed whom~?

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She was a skater girl

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Backstage to meet the muscle

Can't post the original size of the caption cause it's so freaking huge, so find that on the Discord, or in my archive on the 1st of next month.
Art by merrunz.
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Cock for me, but not for thee

Part four of four.
Art by tanishi (tani4).
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I'll set aside $30 each month we hit this goal to commission artists for either caption material, or, more importantly, visual novel material. Whether continuing established projects or starting new ones YOU guys want, having some purchasing power to get custom-made artwork would make visual novel-type projects a lot easier.
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