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Welcome to the House of Caps. Micro-stories of the lewd variety attached to images I've found in my travels on the internet, or that were pointed out to me.
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Howdy, you can call me Hoss (rhymes with boss), or MtG.  I've worked together with Based Doggo for a number of years now to write captions, and we've even created a Discord server dedicated to them.

I write caps for a number of categories/series (some of which I like to think I've created or at least helped popularize) including Bleached, Branded, the Hellhound Waifu series, and Rescued.

I DO take direct commissions, though you'll need to get in touch with me to see if I'm open, closed, or if there's a wait list at the moment.

As much as I'd love to have whatever financial support you can spare -- I wouldn't have created this page otherwise -- please don't donate unless you're in a good enough financial situation to do so!  Make sure all your bills are paid and you like my stuff enough to throw some coins my way before you do!  I appreciate anything and everything you're able to give, and it really does help me out.

Thanks so much for liking my stuff enough to check this place out, and I hope to make it worth your while with polls and whatnot so you can help me decide what I work on next whether or not you're able to chip anything in!

Edit: I've added tags to be able to jump to polls, the games, and story chapters when I upload them.

Happy fapping,
-Hoss

Here's a link to the Discord server Doggo and I use (I'm @hossmackey).  It's the best place to talk to me or get a hold of me quickly if you need to.
Here's a link to my Reddit profile page.
Here’s a link to my finished captions archive.
Here’s a link to my “inspiration” or “caption fuel” folder.
Here's a link to the Google Doc where you can watch me work if you're so inclined. ;)

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Just a quick little poll for you guys

I've been working on a continuation to the "Ancient Dragon" story featuring the character pictured below, but when it comes to releasing the story, would you prefer a great big hunk of story that's 5k+ words, or should I release it in smaller, slightly more bite-sized "chapters" that're maybe fewer than 2k words or so each?
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Still wearing his stripes

Here's a little something to plug the gap created by a new story I'm still working on but that'll be finished soon, I promise.
Art's by chunie.

I've already got a pretty good idea about it, but let me double check if you guys are interested in me adding some lewds or not in the poll below.
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April 2024 Sequels & Stories Poll

How's everyone doing?  I've got a cap I owe you from last month (Royal Cucks) but I otherwise want to try and make April about sequels and story continuations.  And a re-write here or there...

So I'd like you guys to tell me what you're interested in seeing sooner rather than later.

Feel free to vote for multiple stories and series, but remember that any "losers" aren't getting deleted, they're just getting back-burnered.
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About The Royal Cucks...

You guys voted for another Royal Cucks caption in the last poll.  Should've done this poll sooner, but life got in the way.

As far as the series goes, do you want me to introduce any new characters yet, or keep it as just ShiningxCadancexAnon?

Vote below!  (And leave a comment about whether or not you want the extra side-options to be present~  I'll try and keep it in mind when picking out an image!)
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December 2023 Caption Poll

Here's what my "active" folder looks like at the moment, and since the month just got started, it's time for a poll!
These are all slated for a caption but I wanna hear what you guys want to see first.
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July 2023 Story Poll - Sequels and Continuations!

Happy Canada Day to my fellow Canucks, and happy 4th of July to all you freedom lovers too!

Let's try and get the month off to a good start with a poll!  These are all story/sequel/continuation options at the moment, and if you need any further details about any of the images/ideas/whatever shown here, feel free to drop a comment or ping me on the Discord server.
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