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Welcome to the House of Caps. Micro-stories of the lewd variety attached to images I've found in my travels on the internet, or that were pointed out to me.
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October Poll

Sorry it's a tiny bit late, but here's the poll for hopefuls for November!  Yes, I've still got some caps left over from October plus some commissions and whatnot to do, but don't worry, these won't affect the order those are coming in at all.

You can vote for as many images/ideas as you want, and even ask me for the full-size image over on the Discord, the important thing is which captions would YOU like to see written FIRST?

The poll will be open until midnight on Saturday.
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HUMAN'D and BLEACHED Captions!  Poll 2.0!

Sorry for the wait, but here's the poll for the two categories that won the previous poll.

I'm including the images of the folders in case you need a reminder of what's available, and I'll be listing them in order, first human'd, and then bleached.

You'll be able to vote for multiple captions again, so let me know which images are your favourites for each category.

Don't feel bad about the other categories, I'll be choosing one or two from each based on what inspired me the most and those'll get written too.

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Time for a monthly poll!

Alright, I'm trying to redesign the polls to be more interesting/representative of y'alls' tastes and maybe a bit more competitive?  Easier for me to type in...?  We'll see how it goes...

If you really hate it, or you've got a better idea for how to handle it than I came up with, leave me a comment below!  (Or get in touch on the Discord/via Discord.  My DMs are open.)

Anywho, vote for the top-level folder you wanna see get the most captions this month!
The winner will get another poll to pick out the individual images, and 2nd and 3rd place will have images hand-picked by me in pro-portion to how many votes they get.

I've included screen snips for the contents of each folder so you know what's in the running, AND you can vote for multiple folders as well.
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The next batch of potential captions

I've got some commissions and things to work on here and there, but I figured I'd ask you guys what you're most interested in seeing next.
Feel free to vote (multiple times) on the options below!  Some of these are going to be familiar, others not, so feel free to ask questions in the comments if you want more details.
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April 2024 Sequels & Stories Poll

How's everyone doing?  I've got a cap I owe you from last month (Royal Cucks) but I otherwise want to try and make April about sequels and story continuations.  And a re-write here or there...

So I'd like you guys to tell me what you're interested in seeing sooner rather than later.

Feel free to vote for multiple stories and series, but remember that any "losers" aren't getting deleted, they're just getting back-burnered.
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Happy Holidays and  a very Happy New Year!

I forgot to post this before I left for a little holiday vacation of sorts, but I hope everyone had a very merry Christmas and a happy new year as well.

We're in 2024, now, and I'm going to keep writing both stories and captions that I hope you guys will enjoy.

As always, reach out if you've got ideas or demands, and I'll do my best to live up to 'em.

Here's to 2024.  Let it be a better year than '23, for all of us.

-H.
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