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Welcome to the House of Caps. Micro-stories of the lewd variety attached to images I've found in my travels on the internet, or that were pointed out to me.
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HossM. has decided to take a break from April 01, 2025 till April 30, 2025, but you can subscribe anyway.
HossM. has left this message for you:

I feel bad about March being a light month — for various reasons — so I'm gonna pause billing for April so you guys aren't charged.

I'll still be writing and posting captions and stories, though, so just consider this a discount until I get caught back up! :)

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Happy New Year!

Another year over, and a new one about to begin.  This is the time to remind everyone how thankful I am for your support and check in on how I'm doing.  How you think I'm doing.

Let me know in the comments below what you want to see more/less of, if you like certain things more or less than others (like stories vs. captions, for example), and if there are any big changes you'd like me to make, especially when it comes to the SubStar and the rewards I want to be able to offer you guys & gals.

What would make you want to become or remain a patron?
I'll put up a poll or two or three in the coming days, but if you aren't shy (and I haven't misunderstood something like SubStar stopping you from commenting unless you're a paying customer!) leave a note in the comments and I guarantee I'll reply.

Thanks again, everyone, and here's to 2025~!
-Hoss
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Happy Holidays and  a very Happy New Year!

I forgot to post this before I left for a little holiday vacation of sorts, but I hope everyone had a very merry Christmas and a happy new year as well.

We're in 2024, now, and I'm going to keep writing both stories and captions that I hope you guys will enjoy.

As always, reach out if you've got ideas or demands, and I'll do my best to live up to 'em.

Here's to 2024.  Let it be a better year than '23, for all of us.

-H.
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Just a quick heads up...

Wanted to let you guys know that I'll be on """"vacation"""" from the 24th to the 3rd since I'll be visiting a friend of the family and Doggo too.  Didn't want to be home alone for Christmas, so I'm making a bit of a journey to see the closest thing to family I've got.

I'll come back rested and refreshed (hopefully) and with a bunch of lewd energy to put into the captions and stories I've got on my plate at the moment.

See you in the New Year.
-Hoss
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September 13th, 2023

My mother passed away in hospital today.  She was sick, even if she denied it until the very end, and while I was expecting something like this to happen the past few days, it still caught me by surprise.  She was all I had in this world, and with the exception of Doggo, I'm all alone now...

First, thank you to everyone that said a prayer for both her and myself a few months back.  Your kind thoughts surely helped give me a little extra time with her.
Second, I'm sorry about the lack of captions both last and this month.  If you've read this far, you know why now.  I don't know how much time off I'll need yet, but I want to keep your support now more than ever.
Third, I'm going to avoid mentioning this in "public," like on the server, as much as possible.  If you have any questions, concerns, or comments, you can leave them in the comment section or DM me.
Fourth, thank you for your support and understanding.  I want to continue writing for a long time to come, and I hope you'll continue reading what I put out.
Finally, so long as you're on good terms and aren't too far away, go hug your mothers for me.

-Hoss
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Half-white Half-siblings

Courtesy of Laures, the image seems to be a still from a video by Allecakes on Onlyfans.
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How to make your whiteboi more confident

Unfortunately, couldn't find sauce for either of these two images :(
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