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Welcome to the House of Caps. Micro-stories of the lewd variety attached to images I've found in my travels on the internet, or that were pointed out to me.
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Blue Ball Zone

Here's the link to the 9k word story I just finished writing for a commissioner who would rather remain anonymous.  It's gay as hell and involves the blue wonder and his foxy sidekick, so you've been warned if the images weren't enough of a dead give away.

What happens when the blue wonder gives himself blue-balls and wrecks one of Tails' experiments?  Well, he gets put in his place with some extra mind-melting handsex, of course!  Time to teach Sonic a lesson he'll be dreaming of for a very long time...
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The Hunter Becomes the Hunted


This is a little 2.5k word "story" to go along with the teaser cap because there was too much text to put next to the image...

Everything's safe and consensual, so don't worry about that.  It's kinda-sorta rich-person paintball with a bunch of Elk boys and the occasional girl who gets off on being run down and marked as having been hunted by a human (who's very likely to wind up her boyfriend and then husband.)

Lemme know whatcha think if you give the full thing a read!
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I see a pink tongue and I want it painted white...


Another 3.8k words of gay femDILF goodness that you can read here by clicking on this link right now!  If you want to, of course...

We're three parts deep into the four-part story, so buckle up, buckaroos.

Art by QuoteFox.
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Daddy came to visit~!

The next instalment of the Foxdad series.  This is part two of four.  You can follow this link to go read the 2.7k word chapter over on GDocs right now if you want!

Smashcut to a week later and we find ourselves in front of Stacy's door.  ...Though we're actually there to see her dad.  Good thing she isn't home, right?  ...And that you aren't actually a couple, otherwise this would be really awkward.

Marilyn's awfully excited to see us too, and escorts us downstairs to his private strip club and—  you can read the rest on your own, right~?

Art by Quotefox.


How's my writing?  Drop a comment here or on the Discord (if you want to) to let me know how I'm doing, good or bad!  Pointing out specifics helps the most, and not just with this particular story either.
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Indirect kisses are for pussies

This one's an expansion/rewrite/serious beefing up of the previous caption that uses the same art and storyline to turn the previous plap-fest into a 3600 word story you can read by clicking on this link right now!

Art's by acorginamedbruno.
Consider yourselves warned.

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A real conservationist

Here's another TEASER that leads to a 1.7k word story if you follow this link right here and go read the full thing on GDrive.
Another entry in what I'm gonna call PANDAPALOOZA (for reasons that will be even more obvious tomorrow), this one's a direct follow-up/sequel/continuation to yesterday's panda cap.
Looks like we drove our new GF's sister into heat too, so the only right thing to do is take responsibility and help increase the panda population...
Artist is also skecchiart.
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