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Welcome to the House of Caps. Micro-stories of the lewd variety attached to images I've found in my travels on the internet, or that were pointed out to me.
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Venus de Anon III - Shop til you drop


Art is by the amazing babie_fluff who basically inspired the whole thing.

Picking up where we left off, Anon has another date with his Goddess. He's rewarded for making so much personal progress, and— You'll just have to read it to see what happens! ;)

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Looks can be deceiving

A bitesize 3,200 words, this latest instalment of The Dogwalker™ sees Anon dealing with a kind of client he's never dealt with before... More or less.
 
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Art by tansy.
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Keeping up appearances

AI art means no source, sorry...

A bitesize 2,100 words, our exxxtra thiccc office-cleaner Rosa makes her move and so do we and both our dreams come true.  A short little thing with a real MEATY woman.

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Not the craziest way to find your humie

A respectable 4,000 words, a Suspiciously Wealthy Fur decides (for whatever reason) that going out 'incognito' on the hottest day of the summer, probably, is the best way to try her luck at finding the man of her dreams. We pass her 'good person' test by giving her a ride, against our better judgment, and she rewards us handsomely! ...As SWFs do. 
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Equestria is Burning

Art is by welost.

Just over 2,400 words, Princess Celestia has fallen into a heat so deep it threatens all of Equestria. Luckily for her, and for us, there's one human that wound up in the Saturday-morning-cartoon world who has the tool and innate magic resistance to solve that problem.

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An open invitation

Just over 2,300 words, Anon runs into a rat he wouldn't pay much mind to except for the way she's dressed and the effect that has on his heat-sapped mind. Almost certainly just an opening chapter for a later continuation, we get to meet Jack and Jack gets to meat Anon's thighs.  They're gotta find a quiet-ish place to get a little louder, and if they don't want to pass out from heat-exhaustion, they'd better settle on some place with air-conditioning...

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