"By the time I will finish with you, you will be begging me to never stop..."

"You have been seen not complying with the rules of the Republic... but there are proper punishments for such misbehavior..."

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Officially known as the Ministry of Internal Order and Cleanliness, the Millisahriya is a national organization of the Feet Republic compiled of multiple police agencies and, like many other current Ministries, was reorganized following the decree of Chancellor Vulga Sugrifa. The primary function of the Millisahriya include guarding duties of factories, enterprises and transportation lines from illegal or harmful activities; maintaining order during mass events; prevention of civil offenses; protection of the Grazhdanin Rights; maintaining traffic in densely populated cities where private transport is available; punishing littering; and reporting suspicious activity to higher authorities. Any violators should be apprehended and walked on all fours on a leash to the nearest station – such public humiliation are one of the key instruments in preventing people from wrongdoing and hooliganism; individuals of aggressive tribes will find themselves ashamed of being seen by others in such a submissive position, and in the Matriarchal society of Feetland females would be disgraced to be on a leash held by a futale.

Besides that, the Millisahriya serves as an auxiliary organization to the Dommysahrs and agents of the Herqisitorial Police in the course of their activities, assisting both with the allocation of additional personal from own local ranks. And in times of mass unrest (which has never happened under Chancellor Vulga Sugrifa), the National Guard will be deployed.

However, the primary functions of the Millisahriya include not only the supervision of order, but it is also one of the four ways to become a true Grazhdanin of the Republic: almost all lower-ranking Millisahrs are young citizens who serve their eight years for the betterment of the nation, proving their morals and loyalty to the country, after which they officially receive the status of Grazhdanin. These young Millisahrs are assigned to duties in or near their place of residence, which gives them the motivation to maintain order, reinforced by the fear of shaming and humiliation from their community in instance of failure. After eight years of impeccable service, they may receive a promotion to a higher position and continue their honorable service in Millisahriya.