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Whatsawhizzer
I write web novel content. Most of my work is fantasy and science fiction, usually involving isekai, harem, animalgirls, and other light novel genred content.
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Monthly Newsletter - May 2025

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Monthly Newsletter – August 2024

Dear Fans,
Hey guys, another month, another newsletter. Don’t have too much to say, so let’s say it.
Announcements
*First off, I do have two jobs currently. This is why last month’s release were a bit of a mess. I was dealing not with just the new jobs, but training schedules that had me working sometimes multiple double shifts. I also apologize for the messy start of this month, which came down to me getting a stomach flu likely from overworking and being knocked out for over a week. I will get a handle on this new job and keep my releases coming to you, and try to catch up at least for releases this month. So, last week, I was sick, the two weeks before that, new job. Everything should be good now and I can start progressing better.
*After finishing the survey and doing the biannual Q+A, I made two decisions. First off, I’m going to release a couple of novels on the monthly circuit, just to give them a bit of love. In place of the Getting Lucky/STD time slot, I’ll release Automatic GF, Oops, Women’s Please Dungeon, and Rise once a month each. I still plan to finish the chapters of Rise I owe you guys, but I’ll do this too.
*The second thing is that Just the Tip is no longer going to offer benefits. If you are currently a member, then as long as you are a member, you will continue to enjoy the benefits, but if you stop being a member or switch, then you’ll go to the new membership, which is just a support tier and does not offer rewards.
*Sponsorships are on the way. We’ll be working on that soo to roll out.
*I don’t know when I’ll be able to get eBook releases coming out reliably again. I’m still waiting on a compiler, and then there comes editing. I’ll do my best but I can’t really offer any promises.
August Schedule
Monday: My Dungeon Life
Tuesday: Apocalypse, My Dungeon Life
Wednesday: My Dungeon Life
Thursday: My Dungeon Life, Tales of a Sex Goddess
Friday: My Dungeon Life
Saturday: World of Women
4th: Oops! I Banged My Bully’s Mom
11th: Automatic Girlfriend
18th: Women’s Pleasure Dungeon
25th: Rise of the Midnight King
Bacterium: Has no weekly schedule, releases every 80 hours or something?
9 PM Eastern Standard Time
Public Chapters Currently Releasing…
Apocalypse – Tuesday
I Reincarnated into the Hero’s Body – Sunday
Enslaved – Wednesday
MDL – Daily
Tales of an Enchantress – Monday
That’s really it. I don’t really have much more to say other than what was discussed during my Q+A. We had a lot of audio problems doing the Q+A, so I did not bother to put it up online… if anyone was really wanting to listen to it, I’m sorry. You’ll have to wait for December.
Sincerely,
Whatsawhizzer

P.S. New premium poll is up too. 
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 Monthly Newsletter – May 2024 

Dear Fans,

Well, a lot of stuff happened in the last month. The entire site has been redone. We’re still working on updating the site, so let’s get into it.

Announcements

*I am still uploading eBooks and Galleries every few days. The Galleries are all completely new… so, if you’ve seen a gallery before, you likely haven’t seen these pictures. I’ve been announcing them on Discord as I add them. I have also been fixing the missing eBooks. So, if there wasn’t an ePub or a mobi before… I’m getting them done. I am not remaking the books though. If they have old covers, well, that’ll have to wait.

-Wait a minute? If eBooks are available, how do I use my book voucher or 10%? Easy, go to the novel you want, click eBook, and there is a list. If you see the words “Download”, you have a free download. By clicking that, you will instantly download and own that book. Hand Solo and up have unlimited downloads. Power Fapper and Up have 1 download. $5 and below have no downloads. I no longer give away one with a membership. If you want a book, buy it, or get a $10 tier for monthly free ones.

Once you use up your eBooks, it will say instead $5.00. If you choose to add to the cart, the button changes to the cart. Inside the cart, there is a 10% coupon. It only appears if you are $15 or up. Copy and paste it to get your 10% off. Yup… it’s that easy. It’s all done automatically and gets renewed every month. You don’t have to wait on me for anything. This is also where my Amazon and Smashword links will be.

*I Am My Own Grandpa is finished this next Thursday after my week off. It’s just a bonus chapter. Technically the story is told. Tales of a Sex Goddess will be the next book released. It’s the final Tales Book.

*For people asking me how they no what is newly released… the novels are ordered by Latest. That means the one with the Latest release. It also has a flashing New button next to it that remains for a week. Pretty obvious…

*Patreon and Subscribestar members: If you still have sync issues and you’ve tried syncing recently, please contact kokoadict through discord or [email protected] and he will work on getting you access.

*If you are in a $25 or up tier, you can download books to read offline. This is available for every eBook that isn’t finished. If it’s complete and all the eBooks are out and you want to read offline, buy the eBook, however, for anything releasing, there is a download button that appears and it downloads the entire series in one zip. It’s messy, but it’s the best I got at the moment. Maybe will improve it in the future if possible. FYI, if you don’t see a series you should be able to take offline, let me know and I’ll fix it.

* I will be bringing back the Premium Poll the following Sunday after this one. I just wasn’t sure how I was going to announce it on the site to people. I might just make a tier-locked page in your membership button.

*I’m taking my standard time off every two months. I know releases were messy this month, but that’s perhaps more the reason I need to take it off. The site update has been extremely taxing. I will get the chapters from today and yesterday released, but otherwise, I’m going to focus on new things this month.

*Kindred Paradise’s eBook is ready to release. Definitely will be out the next few days. Man of the House – Part 1 is also very close to being released, as is TOAE. The next book I will likely focus on is Enslaved V3 in prep for V4 which starts when WoW is finished. Sorry WoW is taking so long… it’s never been an easy story for me to write for whatever reason.

*I do still have a few lingering chapters, especially for Rise of the Midnight King. I will try to tackle them this week.

*What improvements will there be in the future:

1) Sponsorships, including donating to have chapters released faster outside of premium/early release.  

2) A discord bot that sets titles and announces chapters. It’s also eventually going to transfer posts back and forth between the comments section, so the discussion tab for the novel will reflect the discord section for that novel.

3) Repairing the comments section so it works. Koko is currently troubleshooting all of this.

May Schedule

May 1st-7th will be my time off.

Monday: My Dungeon Life

Tuesday: Apocalypse, My Dungeon Life

Wednesday: My Dungeon Life

Thursday: My Dungeon Life, Tales of a Sex Goddess

Friday: My Dungeon Life

Saturday: World of Women

Sunday: Getting Lucky, Bacterium

9 PM Eastern Standard Time

Public Chapters Currently Releasing…

Apocalypse – Tuesday

I Reincarnated into the Hero’s Body – Sunday

Enslaved – Wednesday

MDL – Daily

Tales of an Enchantress – Monday

April Recap

I am not going to do an April Recap. Sorry. I usually use my monthly posting to figure out what I recapped, and I posted everything this month… there is no way to separate what I posted this month from what I posted in previous months. I’ll start next month.

Sincerely,

Whatsawhizzer

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