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Whatsawhizzer
I write web novel content. Most of my work is fantasy and science fiction, usually involving isekai, harem, animalgirls, and other light novel genred content.
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Whatsawhizzer
Aug 07, 2024 12:49 am
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Monthly Newsletter – August 2024
Dear Fans,
Hey guys, another month, another newsletter. Don’t have too much to say, so let’s say it.
Announcements
*First off, I do have two jobs currently. This is why last month’s release were a bit of a mess. I was dealing not with just the new jobs, but training schedules that had me working sometimes multiple double shifts. I also apologize for the messy start of this month, which came down to me getting a stomach flu likely from overworking and being knocked out for over a week. I will get a handle on this new job and keep my releases coming to you, and try to catch up at least for releases this month. So, last week, I was sick, the two weeks before that, new job. Everything should be good now and I can start progressing better.
*After finishing the survey and doing the biannual Q+A, I made two decisions. First off, I’m going to release a couple of novels on the monthly circuit, just to give them a bit of love. In place of the Getting Lucky/STD time slot, I’ll release Automatic GF, Oops, Women’s Please Dungeon, and Rise once a month each. I still plan to finish the chapters of Rise I owe you guys, but I’ll do this too.
*The second thing is that Just the Tip is no longer going to offer benefits. If you are currently a member, then as long as you are a member, you will continue to enjoy the benefits, but if you stop being a member or switch, then you’ll go to the new membership, which is just a support tier and does not offer rewards.
*Sponsorships are on the way. We’ll be working on that soo to roll out.
*I don’t know when I’ll be able to get eBook releases coming out reliably again. I’m still waiting on a compiler, and then there comes editing. I’ll do my best but I can’t really offer any promises.
August Schedule
Monday: My Dungeon Life
Tuesday: Apocalypse, My Dungeon Life
Wednesday: My Dungeon Life
Thursday: My Dungeon Life, Tales of a Sex Goddess
Friday: My Dungeon Life
Saturday: World of Women
4th: Oops! I Banged My Bully’s Mom
11th: Automatic Girlfriend
18th: Women’s Pleasure Dungeon
25th: Rise of the Midnight King
Bacterium: Has no weekly schedule, releases every 80 hours or something?
9 PM Eastern Standard Time
Public Chapters Currently Releasing…
Apocalypse – Tuesday
I Reincarnated into the Hero’s Body – Sunday
Enslaved – Wednesday
MDL – Daily
Tales of an Enchantress – Monday
That’s really it. I don’t really have much more to say other than what was discussed during my Q+A. We had a lot of audio problems doing the Q+A, so I did not bother to put it up online… if anyone was really wanting to listen to it, I’m sorry. You’ll have to wait for December.
Sincerely,
Whatsawhizzer
P.S. New premium poll is up too.
P.S. New premium poll is up too.
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Whatsawhizzer
Jul 06, 2024 09:36 pm
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Whatsawhizzer Q+A Livestream for July 2024
I do a livestream twice a year. I'm doing one again. I answer questions, go through the survey, and talk about how I want to move forward with the site. Its an opportunity to hear my thoughts on things if you're curious. I said in the Newsletter it's be at 3:00, but my work scheduled me that time. So, I will have the livestream at 11:00 am. It will need to end at 1:00, so it puts a clear 2 hour deadline on it. Some of mine have run 3-4 hours, so a deadlines not a bad thing.
Join around 11 if you're interested.
https://youtube.com/live/VRW49mEbrTc?feature=share
-Whatsawhizzer
Whatsawhizzer
Jun 20, 2024 05:58 am
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Whatsawhizzer Webnovels June 2024 Survey
I currently have my big survey I do twice a year out. I have a coupon for a free eBook of one of my stories on my site if you do the survey, so please complete it here.
Whatsawhizzer
May 01, 2024 02:39 am
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Monthly Newsletter – May 2024
Dear Fans,
Well, a lot of stuff happened in the last month. The entire site has been redone. We’re still working on updating the site, so let’s get into it.
Announcements
*I am still uploading eBooks and Galleries every few days. The Galleries are all completely new… so, if you’ve seen a gallery before, you likely haven’t seen these pictures. I’ve been announcing them on Discord as I add them. I have also been fixing the missing eBooks. So, if there wasn’t an ePub or a mobi before… I’m getting them done. I am not remaking the books though. If they have old covers, well, that’ll have to wait.
-Wait a minute? If eBooks are available, how do I use my book voucher or 10%? Easy, go to the novel you want, click eBook, and there is a list. If you see the words “Download”, you have a free download. By clicking that, you will instantly download and own that book. Hand Solo and up have unlimited downloads. Power Fapper and Up have 1 download. $5 and below have no downloads. I no longer give away one with a membership. If you want a book, buy it, or get a $10 tier for monthly free ones.
Once you use up your eBooks, it will say instead $5.00. If you choose to add to the cart, the button changes to the cart. Inside the cart, there is a 10% coupon. It only appears if you are $15 or up. Copy and paste it to get your 10% off. Yup… it’s that easy. It’s all done automatically and gets renewed every month. You don’t have to wait on me for anything. This is also where my Amazon and Smashword links will be.
*I Am My Own Grandpa is finished this next Thursday after my week off. It’s just a bonus chapter. Technically the story is told. Tales of a Sex Goddess will be the next book released. It’s the final Tales Book.
*For people asking me how they no what is newly released… the novels are ordered by Latest. That means the one with the Latest release. It also has a flashing New button next to it that remains for a week. Pretty obvious…
*Patreon and Subscribestar members: If you still have sync issues and you’ve tried syncing recently, please contact kokoadict through discord or [email protected] and he will work on getting you access.
*If you are in a $25 or up tier, you can download books to read offline. This is available for every eBook that isn’t finished. If it’s complete and all the eBooks are out and you want to read offline, buy the eBook, however, for anything releasing, there is a download button that appears and it downloads the entire series in one zip. It’s messy, but it’s the best I got at the moment. Maybe will improve it in the future if possible. FYI, if you don’t see a series you should be able to take offline, let me know and I’ll fix it.
* I will be bringing back the Premium Poll the following Sunday after this one. I just wasn’t sure how I was going to announce it on the site to people. I might just make a tier-locked page in your membership button.
*I’m taking my standard time off every two months. I know releases were messy this month, but that’s perhaps more the reason I need to take it off. The site update has been extremely taxing. I will get the chapters from today and yesterday released, but otherwise, I’m going to focus on new things this month.
*Kindred Paradise’s eBook is ready to release. Definitely will be out the next few days. Man of the House – Part 1 is also very close to being released, as is TOAE. The next book I will likely focus on is Enslaved V3 in prep for V4 which starts when WoW is finished. Sorry WoW is taking so long… it’s never been an easy story for me to write for whatever reason.
*I do still have a few lingering chapters, especially for Rise of the Midnight King. I will try to tackle them this week.
*What improvements will there be in the future:
1) Sponsorships, including donating to have chapters released faster outside of premium/early release.
2) A discord bot that sets titles and announces chapters. It’s also eventually going to transfer posts back and forth between the comments section, so the discussion tab for the novel will reflect the discord section for that novel.
3) Repairing the comments section so it works. Koko is currently troubleshooting all of this.
May Schedule
May 1st-7th will be my time off.
Monday: My Dungeon Life
Tuesday: Apocalypse, My Dungeon Life
Wednesday: My Dungeon Life
Thursday: My Dungeon Life, Tales of a Sex Goddess
Friday: My Dungeon Life
Saturday: World of Women
Sunday: Getting Lucky, Bacterium
9 PM Eastern Standard Time
Public Chapters Currently Releasing…
Apocalypse – Tuesday
I Reincarnated into the Hero’s Body – Sunday
Enslaved – Wednesday
MDL – Daily
Tales of an Enchantress – Monday
April Recap
I am not going to do an April Recap. Sorry. I usually use my monthly posting to figure out what I recapped, and I posted everything this month… there is no way to separate what I posted this month from what I posted in previous months. I’ll start next month.
Sincerely,
Whatsawhizzer
Whatsawhizzer
Apr 17, 2024 07:25 am
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Website is back up!
Hey guys,
The website is back up again. As I spoke about for weeks and included my newsletter, I redesigned the website. I'm sure many of you listened that the site was going to be going through stuff all weekend and didn't send me messages about how one feature was down or another, because once again, I warned you.
As you can see, the site still has a lot of work to be done on it, but the basics are now there. If you experience any glitches or problems, please let me know. Email me at [email protected]. Do not use the contact form, it does not work right now.
At the moment, you should be able to sign into a membership and you should be able to read. Almost all of my old content is there. I will be working on bringing back the galleries, and perhaps more importantly, the eBooks. The "free eBooks" will be set up soon and I'll look at getting a discount coupon to you too.
If you had purchased an eBook in the past that you were able to download for some reason, let me know and I'll get it to you. I know someone sent me a message and for the life of me I don't know what he contacted me through and haven't been able to find it. Sorry.
I'm also aware there is a lot of formatting issues in various books. These will have to be replaced slowly and painfully. I anticipate it being several months before I get the site back to the way it was. There will also be more features coming as we go. I have many plans for the site.
Anyway, I think it's a big improvement over the previous site. You now have all the things you didn't have before. If there is any issues, like I said, contact me via email or discord. Be detailed. A vague "it don wrok!" is about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop. Also, if you playing with the new genre search and you thinking of any genres that I should include, let me know that too. Thanks for being patient. Please continue to be patient as we work on troubleshooting. Hopefully not as bad a launch as some of the other features.
Sincerely,
Whatsawhizzer
Whatsawhizzer
Apr 01, 2024 05:04 pm
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Monthly Newsletter – April 2024
Dear Fans,
Welcome to April. There are some announcements. Let’s get going.
Announcements
*The Whatsawhizzer App is back up and running. It’s not much. It’s mostly just a copy of the site… however, this will get you past certain internet blockades and may be preferable to some people. You can get the download links here. No restrictions, anyone can download.
*Rise of the Midnight King chapters, I know… ridiculous we’re on month four. I did a lot of extra writing last month you guys didn’t see. I reread all of Midnight and fixed a slew of plot holes. The chapters will start coming out this month, promise.
*I did release MDL V17 last month. The next two eBooks are going to be Kindred Paradise and the first volume of Man of the House. I have it Kindred out for editing right now, should be done in a week. Moth, I’ve been working through solo, and will release the first volume soon. I’ve been rereading it to fix issues and write good eBook bonus chapters.
*The change to tiers appears to be finished. I’ve seen people shuffling around their memberships. PLEASE NOTE that if you did not cancel a payment, starting a new one doesn’t cancel the old one. You will just be double charged instead. You must use the cancel button in my membership if you wish to stop recurring payments for Credit card. For Patreon, Subscribestar, and Paypal… you can stop the recurring payment on your own. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. I do not bill you. You set up a recurring payment that sends me money. The ball is 100% in your court.
*I know I promised the site remake last month. Turned out to be more work than originally expected. However, we’ve made continuing process on it, and at the moment we’re aiming for within the next week. If we
* I have not reached the stretch goal for Oops and Rise. That tells me these books don’t really command much money. I can tell you back when I started, if I gave an offer that if Patreon hit $2500 I’d write an extra chapter of WoW a month… it happened. Now a days… no single book ever seems to make much of a difference. I will leave the goal for one more month, but probably won’t be reached. Come June and my next big survey, maybe I’ll find out what fans want… but believe me if there was any book on my site that was a “hit”, I’d be showing it the love it deserved.
April Schedule
Monday: My Dungeon Life
Tuesday: Apocalypse, My Dungeon Life
Wednesday: My Dungeon Life
Thursday: My Dungeon Life, I Am My Own Grandpa
Friday: My Dungeon Life
Saturday: World of Women
Sunday: Getting Lucky, Bacterium
9 PM Eastern Standard Time
Public Chapters Currently Releasing…
Apocalypse – Tuesday
I Reincarnated into the Hero’s Body – Sunday
Enslaved – Wednesday
MDL – Daily
Tales of an Enchantress – Monday
March Recap
My Dungeon Life – 16 (25,600)
World of Women – 2 (6,000)
I Am My Own Grandpa – 3 (9,000)
Apocalypse – 3 (4,500)
Automatic Girlfriend – 1 (1,500)
Oops, Banged Your Mom – 2 (6,000)
Bacterium – 11 (16,500)
Getting Lucky – 2 (4,000)
Other – 4 (10,000)
Total – 83,100 words
This looks like a decrease, but I’m assuring you there was a lot I wrote that isn’t reflected in these numbers. I actually finished I Am My Own Grandpa. I also wrote another six chapters of Bacterium which are advanced chapters. This also doesn’t point out my rereading and editing of MOTH and Rise. Either way, I’ve still been busy.
Sincerely,
Whatsawhizzer
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