Dear Fans,

Alright, we’ve already reached July! Happy July 4th! Thank you for all of your continued support! There is a lot to announce, so let’s get into it. 

Announcements:

*The big bi-annual survey is out. I’d appreciate feedback from anyone and everyone. If you are receiving this newsletter, you probably should be doing the survey. I know there is a good 600 people on my newsletter list, and I get less than a hundred doing this. I do really respond to these, so please do it! A lot of the survey focuses around the new features and how you feel about them. I’d appreciate feedback. I even offer a free eBook for anyone who completes it.

*The legacy system is out. There are a few bugs still being worked out with annual, but if you’ve been a member for a year or longer, you should get extra coins toward the purchase of sponsor chapters and eBooks. 

*The voting system has also been out. We’ve merged it with an auto-scheduling system that will take you novel votes and come up with my weekly schedule. How many chapters I write is dependent on how many members I have and at what levels, while which chapters I write is dependent on the voting choices of said members. This is calculated weekly. At the moment, I write 7-8 chapters. We’ve been teetering about $100 away from me writing one additional chapter a week since this started. That chapter appears to likely be My Dungeon Life base on voting. If I can get memberships above 4800 permanently, you will likely see a stable 3 bacterium and 3 MDL a week (and one Women’s Dungeon). Of course, voting can also change things. 

*We are continuing to work on new features for the site. One such feature is the “Pay in Full” option for sponsors. You can click ‘pay in full’ and pay the cost of a full chapter. Not only will you be able to read the current chapter which will be released publicly for everyone, but the next chapter to come out will also unlock for you.  

*A new feature that is not complete yet but will be coming shortly is the copper lock. Chapters are locked under gold and silver. Gold is the newest chapters and eBook bonus chapters. Silver is the most recent volumes. A large amount of my content will become copper locked. What do you need to unlock copper? All you need to do is have an account and follow my newsletter or be a member of any paid tier. If you’re a paying member, you can unsubscribe from my newsletter and still have access, but if you don’t pay, you need to at least follow my newsletter, sorry. I’m doing this for a few reasons. Locking will protect myself from a lot of the site scrapping that aggregate sites use. It also gives people an incentive to receive announcements and be part of my site. 

*This means that for anyone with a free account on my site, there are two advantages to being signed up to my newsletter. Advantage 1: You get a vote toward your favorite novel. Advantage 2: You unlock copper chapters.

*We’re also going to be touching up several parts of the site. I’ll be needing to redo and organize the FAQ. We’re going to try to improve the bookmarks. You may have noticed the contact us page has already changed. There are plans to add the sponsor bars as part of the novel list so you can see what novels are being sponsored at a glance. 

*You may have already noticed this, but I’ve been working in full to get all of the sponsor chapters out. I should be done this week. Once I’m done with sponsor chapters, my next two plans for the summer are getting ahead on releases so they are scheduled and release like clockwork, and writing and publishing eBooks. I don’t plan to release a large number of eBooks at once. For the best value, I’d like to release about 2 a month, so hopefully I can at least get 3 out by the end of summer and maybe have more in the backburner to release during fall and winter. 

June Releases

 | Novel | Chapters | Word Count
 | I Reincarnated Into A Single-Celled Organism! | 7 | 12,244
 | NTR Isekai | 5 | 11,980
 | Rise of the Midnight King | 3 | 11,555
 | Oops! I Banged My Bully’s Mom | 3 | 10,537
 | Women’s Pleasure Dungeon | 3 | 9,838
 | My Dungeon Life: Rise of the Slave Harem | 5 | 9,023
 | Automatic Girlfriend | 4 | 7,661
 | The Ghost Inside | 1 | 3,867
 | Enslaved | 1 | 3,854
 | World of Women : Zero | 1 | 3,820
 | Guy on a Spaceship | 1 | 3,322
 | Friend Zone | 1 | 3,085
 | The Last Dread Pirate | 1 | 3,071
 | Down In Ohio | 1 | 3,065
 | Tales of a Seductress Saga | 1 | 3,032
 | Getting Lucky | 1 | 2,744
 | Demon World’s Brothel | 1 | 1,777
 |   | Total | 104,475

Look at that, back to over 100,000 words in a month and all it took was two weeks off of school. XD. Imagine what I can do with a whole month. 

Sincerely,

Whatsawhizzer

Dear Fans,

Although not a lot happened in March, the first week of April has been quite productive. I actually have a lot of fresh announcements, so let’s go!

*MDL V18 has been released as the newest volume. It is currently on my site and Amazon.

*Alright, so here is one of the exciting things. I’m getting back into the releasing eBooks. What used to be “smashwords” is now a new site which involves a wider distribution network. I will be slowly going through and updating my novels. They will appear in most stores, including Barnes and Noble (online) and more. You’ll find the links on my site.

 *MDL V1 had just had a rerelease. I will also be going back and re-releasing everything else. The reason MDL V18 isn’t on there is because I haven’t even put out 16 or 17, but that will happen shortly. Every eBook is going to get a revision to update links, do another light round of editing and try to make the works all similar in format/design.

*On another note… the paperback books are going to start being published again on amazon if you want to own it. I’ve set the price to $11.99 which is pretty fair current year market price. Only V1 and V2 are out, and V2 has not been updated yet, so hold off on it. Otherwise, eBooks are going to be releasing about two a month hopefully, and paperbacks will be following at least for the non-adult books.

*I do still have two months of school, so my writing will probably still be slow to schedule. I know I really dropped the ball last month on getting out scheduled work. I’ll try to do better. I still have the rest of this week off so at least until then, you can expect reliable releases.

*The credit system is finished! You will now notice a number next to contact in the top menu. This is the credits you have to use this month. Anyone who is a member gets free credit. One credit is equivalent to $1. This is what I’ve decided to use to replace the premium chapters and the free eBooks. They have now been combined into one system.

So, how does it work?

Power Fapper - $1

Reverse Sage - $6
Onaniphile - $15
Hand Solo - $30
One Eyed Monster - $60

This expires at the end of the month, so make sure to use it. It can be used for two purposes. Purpose one, you can buy eBooks from the storefront. They are $6 each, so if you Reverse Sage you can afford one eBook a month. If you’re Onaniphile, you could afford 2.

Warning: At the moment, you can only pay with credit or money, so sorry Power Fappers, you can’t use your $1 as a discount in the store, but we will work on fixing this.
The second thing you can spend money on is the sponsor chapters. Whenever you see a sponsor bar, there is one additional chapter. If you want to see it, you must put money into it up to the amount specified (I’m planning to drop the minimum requirement to $1). When the total amount is reached, it unlocks for everyone and I start working on the next which releases within a week or so depending on my availability.
So, you can now choose what to support specifically. You can buy eBooks from your favorite series, or directly sponsor the continue release of other series. This will mostly effect stories not on my schedule, but I can’t say I might not add another series releasing reliably as time permits.

*This causes one more change. The eBooks on my site and the third-party distributer will increase price.  Novels will become $6.50 (Amazon already is and remains unchanged for now). My site’s books will become $6. I’m also going to raise the cost of sponsors to $60 and $30 (Based on chapter size) respectively. 

-Also, just to be honest, the sponsor system is naturally there to allow people to support individual series they like. The price I set is standard, but, for example, if one story keeps getting sponsored like crazy and releasing so often it becomes troublesome, I might increase sponsor goal. Since you can read the chapter if you donate anything, and you can donate every month, whatever total I set will eventually get reached, so don’t make a big stink about how much the sponsorship total is. This system has me giving out nearly $1200 in free bucks a month. If every member sponsors every chapter, I’d be writing an additional 20 chapters every month on top of the scheduled work pro-bono. (Hopefully, there is interest in eBooks and other stuff too) So, hopefully you don’t feel like this is a cash grab. Naturally, I’m trying to encourage interaction and interest, but yeah, not Whizzer just being greedy.

April Schedule
Monday: My Dungeon Life
Tuesday: Nothing
Wednesday: Nothing

Thursday: Bacterium, My Dungeon Life

Friday: Bacterium, Women’s Pleasure Dungeon

Saturday: Tales of a Sex Goddess, My Dungeon Life

Sunday: Oops! I Banged My Bully’s Mom

9 PM Eastern Standard Time

*In practice, I often release a bunch of stuff on Friday and Saturday and don’t release on Monday or Thursday. I’m still trying to improve.

Public releases come out throughout week. Check Scribblehub, Royalroad, or Web Novel for dates of public releases. If something is released on there but not my site, let me know!

Reincarnated Into A Single-Celled Organism! - 8 - 14,520
My Dungeon Life: Rise of the Slave Harem - 5 - 9,309
World of Women : Zero - 2 - 7,897
Hellbound - 2 - 4,290
Oops! I Banged My Bully’s Mom - 1 - 3,865
Women’s Pleasure Dungeon - 1 - 3,363
Automatic Girlfriend - 1 - 1,641
Total - 44,885

It’s still a higher count than last month. I suspect this month will be higher still.

Sincerely,

Whatsawhizzer

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Dear Fans,

It’s March now. February was a short month. I also had 7 days off and a surgery that wiped me out half the month. I… uh… my numbers are probably pretty bad. The good news is that it probably is only up from here. Let’s get on with it. 

Announcements

*I had my surgery. For anyone whose worrying, I’m doing alright. Finally got my nose deplugged yesterday. Still healing. Waiting until I can blow my nose again to really tell you how much of an improvement it is. I am breathing better. 

*I know my releases have been pretty bad. I’ll be working on improving them next month. The good news is that there is a large break. I’ll have off a good two to three weeks at the end of March and April. 

*I will try to get some eBooks moving forward and start working on releasing them orderly again. 

*The Patreon system has been redone. Everyone who uses Patreon now connects automatically and renews automatically. You no longer need to resync of update. It’s as good as the system can get. 

*The credit system is 90% done. We can probably get I released next month. Only reason it didn’t come out this month is because of my surgery. To anyone who didn’t get that email, the credit system is going to replace my current bonus eBook system and the premium polls. In short, based on your tier, you’ll get bonus cash to spend on the site. This bonus cash can be used either to sponsor chapters of novels you want to read more of, or buy the complete eBooks. I might come up with some other perks that can be purchased on the site, we’ll see. 

*I Reincarnated in A Single-Celled Organism will release twice a week. I know you probably haven’t noticed it yet on account of February being so short and me having all those absences, but it will come, I promise. 

*Please continue your support. I really need it right now. I can tell you come June, I’ll get to a lot more writing and production. I feel with the end of this surgery that I might be coming out of a funk I’ve been in for a while. Only time will tell. 

March Schedule

Monday: My Dungeon Life

Tuesday: Nothing

Wednesday: Nothing

Thursday: Bacterium, My Dungeon Life

Friday: Bacterium, Women’s Pleasure Dungeon

Saturday: Tales of a Sex Goddess, My Dungeon Life

Sunday: Oops! I Banged My Bully’s Mom

Bacterium: Releases Weekly. Usually put new chapters up on Friday though.

9 PM Eastern Standard Time

Public releases come out throughout week. Check Scribblehub, Royalroad, or Web Novel for dates of public releases. If something is released on there but not my site, let me know!

February Releases

 | Novel | Chapters | Word Count
 | My Dungeon Life: Rise of the Slave Harem | 6 | 11635
 | Women’s Pleasure Dungeon | 2 | 6312
 | I Reincarnated Into A Single-Celled Organism! | 3 | 5009
 | Oops! I Banged My Bully’s Mom | 1 | 3714
 | Automatic Girlfriend | 2 | 3534
 | Tales of a Seductress Saga | 1 | 2046
 | It’s Not Easy Making Money In the Apocalypse | 1 | 1609
 |   | Total:  | 33859

Yeah, I know…. I know… no where to go but up. 

Sincerely,

Whatsawhizzer

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