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Whatsawhizzer
I write web novel content. Most of my work is fantasy and science fiction, usually involving isekai, harem, animalgirls, and other light novel genred content.
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Monthly Newsletter – November 2024
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Whatsawhizzer
Aug 07, 2024 12:49 am
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Monthly Newsletter – August 2024
Dear Fans,
Hey guys, another month, another newsletter. Don’t have too much to say, so let’s say it.
Announcements
*First off, I do have two jobs currently. This is why last month’s release were a bit of a mess. I was dealing not with just the new jobs, but training schedules that had me working sometimes multiple double shifts. I also apologize for the messy start of this month, which came down to me getting a stomach flu likely from overworking and being knocked out for over a week. I will get a handle on this new job and keep my releases coming to you, and try to catch up at least for releases this month. So, last week, I was sick, the two weeks before that, new job. Everything should be good now and I can start progressing better.
*After finishing the survey and doing the biannual Q+A, I made two decisions. First off, I’m going to release a couple of novels on the monthly circuit, just to give them a bit of love. In place of the Getting Lucky/STD time slot, I’ll release Automatic GF, Oops, Women’s Please Dungeon, and Rise once a month each. I still plan to finish the chapters of Rise I owe you guys, but I’ll do this too.
*The second thing is that Just the Tip is no longer going to offer benefits. If you are currently a member, then as long as you are a member, you will continue to enjoy the benefits, but if you stop being a member or switch, then you’ll go to the new membership, which is just a support tier and does not offer rewards.
*Sponsorships are on the way. We’ll be working on that soo to roll out.
*I don’t know when I’ll be able to get eBook releases coming out reliably again. I’m still waiting on a compiler, and then there comes editing. I’ll do my best but I can’t really offer any promises.
August Schedule
Monday: My Dungeon Life
Tuesday: Apocalypse, My Dungeon Life
Wednesday: My Dungeon Life
Thursday: My Dungeon Life, Tales of a Sex Goddess
Friday: My Dungeon Life
Saturday: World of Women
4th: Oops! I Banged My Bully’s Mom
11th: Automatic Girlfriend
18th: Women’s Pleasure Dungeon
25th: Rise of the Midnight King
Bacterium: Has no weekly schedule, releases every 80 hours or something?
9 PM Eastern Standard Time
Public Chapters Currently Releasing…
Apocalypse – Tuesday
I Reincarnated into the Hero’s Body – Sunday
Enslaved – Wednesday
MDL – Daily
Tales of an Enchantress – Monday
That’s really it. I don’t really have much more to say other than what was discussed during my Q+A. We had a lot of audio problems doing the Q+A, so I did not bother to put it up online… if anyone was really wanting to listen to it, I’m sorry. You’ll have to wait for December.
Sincerely,
Whatsawhizzer
P.S. New premium poll is up too.
P.S. New premium poll is up too.
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Whatsawhizzer
Jul 24, 2024 02:35 am
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Announcements and Premium Poll
Hey Guys,
Here are just a couple of announcements.
First. I put the Premium Poll up. Sorry it was so late. This poll will take the top two winners this week and write to make up for the missed week.
Second. As Part of the Q+A, I think I came to three decisions.
-Decision 1: I'll be turning $2 tier into a donation only. It will offer no benefits anymore. If you have a $2 account, it will continue to offer beenfits, but anyone who joins after the first will recieve NO benefits, other than than the satisfaction of helping me write.
-Decision 2: I will be picking up Oops! I Banged My Bully's Mom and Women's Pleasure Dungeon once a month, and releasing Getting Lucky only twice a month. So, it will Go Bully's Mom, Getting Lucky, Pleasure Dungeon, Getting Lucky, STD (if there are five releases in that month). Most of the time, it'll be the first 4
-Decision 3: I will be opening up sponsorships soon. They will only be available for nonreleasing stories. If a story gets weekly chapters or more, it will not be included. The system will work as follows.
I will write the next chapter. You can donate $5 or more to see the chapter (although you can donate any amount). if you are a member, you can use a free token. Once the chapter hits $50-$100 (tokens don't contribute to this tally), it will release for everyone as free or silver depending on the book. This will prompt to write the next chapter, which will repeat the process all over again. Thus, when you donate, you get instant results, and you get the benefit of both being able to either pay for the next chapter or encourage me to write the next chapter both. Series that don't get any attention can be incentivised to get released regularly, and you can directly suport what you want.
Meanwhile, the membership supports the entire site, as well as the scheduled releasing chapters.
Whatsawhizzer
P.S. I know the release schedule has been crap this last month. I took off 1-7 and never managed to get the week ahead I promised, and then 8-14 I ended up with a 70 hour work week, and then 15-21 I was recovering from that. I'm only just getting a handle on my new working schedule... none of which I'd have to work if I had the same donation support I had 3 years ago, but I don't, so I work. This isn't blaming people, I know the economy sucks and I appreciate every dollar you send my way, just explaining why I got a job and stopped doing this fulltime.
P.S.S. Also, in the name of being able to write more, I want my own office. We currently have our bedroom in my office. I was supposed to fix our master bedroom, but it never happened and we're going on 2 years living in the office. Long story short, since I'm making extra money, I'm currently looking for a handyman to come in and finish our bedroom for us, which gets me back my office, which means more productivity. Just please be patient, the next few months are going to suck.
Whatsawhizzer
Jul 21, 2024 10:51 pm
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Q+A Livestream
Hey,
My Q+A livestream will be up at 7 pm est. That's in ten minutes roughly. Just a heads up if you're bored and want to participate. Probably will go until 9 pm.
Whatsawhizzer
Whatsawhizzer
Jul 06, 2024 09:36 pm
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Whatsawhizzer Q+A Livestream for July 2024
I do a livestream twice a year. I'm doing one again. I answer questions, go through the survey, and talk about how I want to move forward with the site. Its an opportunity to hear my thoughts on things if you're curious. I said in the Newsletter it's be at 3:00, but my work scheduled me that time. So, I will have the livestream at 11:00 am. It will need to end at 1:00, so it puts a clear 2 hour deadline on it. Some of mine have run 3-4 hours, so a deadlines not a bad thing.
Join around 11 if you're interested.
https://youtube.com/live/VRW49mEbrTc?feature=share
-Whatsawhizzer
Whatsawhizzer
Jul 02, 2024 04:13 am
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Monthly Newsletter – July 2024
Dear Fans,
I know I didn’t do a newsletter last month. There was no particular reason other than I had a rough month and by the time I had time, it was already like a week or two in and I felt too embarrassed to do it. If you have not done it, please do the June Survey.
This survey only has like 50 people who have done it to date. It does affect my future release schedule, and I do care what people think. I also have a coupon giving away one of two books, either Coitus Exchange or the first volume of My Dungeon Life. Let’s get on with it.
I will be off the next week as I always do, but I will try to use that time to be ahead a week so releases are a bit more stable. I also hope I can get some of the sponsor stuff done.
I will do my typical bi-annual livestream where I Q+A and go over my survey on SUNDAY, JULY 7TH at 3:00 PM. So be there if you want.
Announcements
*I Reincarnated as a single-celled Bacteria is currently still releasing. Unfortunately, its release schedule is wonky. It’s like every 80 hours or something. I don’t know, Light Novel has them ahead by like seven chapters but there continue to be issues with the schedule randomly changing. It’s honestly tough working with them.
*Most of the eBooks have been restored. If there is still one missing, let me know and I’ll try to get it back up for you. Tales of a Seductress and Enchantress I will try to get up this month. It’s just been kind of hectic lately.
I have had no air conditioning and we were hit with a heat wave. I wanted to replace the unit, but apparently, the drainage broke and was emptying to the side of our house, flooding the area. We got that resolved, but still don’t have functional drainage, because the sellers lied to us and the drain doesn’t even drain into the sewer system. Anyway, long story short, we still don’t have air conditioning, and we also don’t have a functional sink.
*I switched from Getting Lucky to Demon’s World. I just need a break from Getting Lucky for a while. I will continue Demon’s World for a month or two.
*Okay, the guy who has been working on my site had a disaster a few weeks ago, so all of his projects got put on hold. He says he’s ready to come back, but we’ll see. The projects have been taking a bit longer than I had hoped, but here’s what you can look forward to:
a) The discord bot which will be a return of announcements. We’ll have two bots for a while, but the aim is for this bot to replace the other. You might be able to see he’s been testing things. When it’s done, the #discussion pages should swap comments with my website, so if you post on the discussion tab of a book, it will post on Discord, and vice versa, bridging the communities. We attempted to just put Discord on my site, but all of the options we explored were blocked by overpriced paywalls.
b) Effects you less, but the next thing he’s going to work on is going to help me release eBooks again. All you need to know that.
c) Hopefully improving the visibility of the book lists. Changing the “older posts” to show more and fixing the weird issues with some of the books not showing their properly indexed latest chapter.
D) Then, we’d work on the sponsor button. Sorry, it's so far down on the list, but… what are you gonna do?
*Patreon and Subscribestar, I’ll once again say, should be resolved. The final solution, if you are having issues, is to create a new account on my site. If you want to keep whatever email or name you picked, I can delete your old account, but simply put, those ported-over accounts from before I did my website do not work properly with the sync buttons, so the best option is to start fresh.
*Only 10 people are doing Premium Polls lately… If there was ever a time a vote would count, it’d be these days. I didn’t even do a poll last period because I was hoping to get more votes. Hmmm… PS. A new poll is up for last month, so if you Premium, go for it!
*I’d like to increase the chapters I write… at least bringing back the 4 different chapters once a month. It makes me feel like I’d accomplish a lot more. I need the support to justify it though, so if you think donating isn’t doing anything, believe me, it is.
*I’ve started to release several books on Webnovel. You’re welcome to check them out there. It’s nothing new, just the ones I already release elsewhere.
July Schedule
July 1st-7th will be my time off.
Monday: My Dungeon Life
Tuesday: Apocalypse, My Dungeon Life
Wednesday: My Dungeon Life
Thursday: My Dungeon Life, Tales of a Sex Goddess
Friday: My Dungeon Life
Saturday: World of Women
Sunday: Demon World’s Brothel
Bacterium: Has no weekly schedule, releases every 80 hours or something?
9 PM Eastern Standard Time
Public Chapters Currently Releasing…
Apocalypse – Tuesday
I Reincarnated into the Hero’s Body – Sunday
Enslaved – Wednesday
MDL – Daily
Tales of an Enchantress – Monday
June Recap
I still don’t have a good way to log my releases. That’s something else I’m waiting on my tech to come up with.
Sincerely,
Whatsawhizzer
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