🔓 [Art] "Upgraded!" #12 (Good End)

From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum 
Subject: Your Order #R7-6937 Is Complete!
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Fantastic news, {user:Name}: your new limbs are now ready and scheduled to be fitted!

We know it's been quite a wait, but your serendipitous enrollment in the Community Fuck Toy Program has earned you enough Binsk Credits to afford a number of fabulous additional upgrades -- all of which have been automatically applied to your account and body!

You'll also be pleased to know that due to your stellar performance in the program (and, to a lesser extent, recent database errors resulting in a significant loss of customer data) your account has been updated with brand new personal details! They may differ slightly to the ones you were used to -- with such extensive data loss it's truly impossible for anyone to know -- but we're confident you'll enjoy your new {gender:Female} and {classification:Slut} more than ever before!

Please note: we are aware of certain limb-sets from this production cycle behaving irregularly, with reports of some models preventing their users from dressing in anything but extremely revealing attire, and frequently locking into all-fours mode in public until their users have been adequately bred.
Affected customers may find the following articles helpful in addressing these issues:
- FAQ | Binsk Limbsys Support
- Liability Waivers | Binsk Limbsys Legal
- Becoming a Better Bitch: Breeding 101 | Pet Etiquette Gazette
- Micro-bikinis up to 10% off with code "ICONSENTTOEVERYTHING" | Binsk Boutique

Still having trouble? Call our toll-rich support hotline, 24 hours a day, where you can listen to a curated selection of our most heartfelt pre-recorded apologies! (Charges will apply.)

Thank you again for shopping with Binsk Limbsys. We hope you enjoy your new body as much as our other customers enjoyed your old one!

Binsk Limbsys: "Tagline Goes Here"™

🔓 [Art] "Upgraded!" #11 (Bad End)

From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Upcoming changes to your account
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{user:Name}, we come to you today with momentous news.

The Binsk Corporation is delighted to announce it has entered into, and fully executed, an agreement to merge with the Cytofract Helix exacorp.
Taking effect immediately, the two titans of industry shall become one, singular but slightly larger titan!

What this means for us

Binsk has long stood at the forefront of scientific research and technological advancement, creating products that would both immeasurably benefit society as a whole, and, in a more real way, measurably benefit our shareholders.
Now, we are proud to have reached the apex of achievement, the true apotheosis of all philanthropic endeavors: being bought out by a bigger company.

Binsk upper management was unavailable for comment at time of writing, every member having cashed out the instant the deal went through, but we wish them all a pleasant early retirement and the best of luck in their imminent lobbying careers!
At a press conference held earlier today, Cytofract Helix also expressed their enthusiasm for this historic merger, with an official spokesperson stating: "We are satisfied with the purchase."

While this may feel like (and, effectively, is) the end of an era, it is also the start of a brand new future, full of limitless potential. The Binsk Corporation is excited to become part of the Cytofract Helix family!

What this means for you

If you have already exited the Community Fuck Toy Program:
Good news! You don't need to take any further action. Your Binsk account, along with any associated subscriptions, currencies, and credits, will be migrated automatically!

If you have not yet exited the Community Fuck Toy Program:
Congratulations! You are excited to become part of the Cytofract Helix family.

Final words

Thank you so much for sharing this incredible journey with us, and for trusting the Binsk Corporation with all your business and entertainment needs, personal details, powers of attorney, legal rights, etc. While all of those things will now be wholly subsumed by Cytofract Helix, we're certain they will be treated with all the care and respect legally required of a class-9 exacorp*.
We're so proud to have come so far together, and can't wait to see what the future holds!

Please note: if you have any questions or concerns, we would ask that you submit a support ticket to our customer care department. However, as the customer care department has been dissolved along with the rest of the company, we will instead ask that you simply search your inbox for any previous email correspondence from our support staff, that you may peruse it at your leisure and remember all the good times :)

*Assuming appropriate enforcement by regulating bodies.

🔓 [Art] Batter Up!

🔓 [Art] "Upgraded!" #10

From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Wonderful news, {user:Name}!
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Binsk Limbsys is thrilled to announce that a new cybernetic limb production cycle is finally underway!

As there are a great many orders to process, and to ensure equity for all our customers, we will be implementing a queue system -- but don't worry: since your account has the Early Adopter status, you'll be among the first in line to receive your order!

Your current place in the queue is:
Thank you for installing the Queue-Bit™: Digital Queue Management Suite (Evaluation Edition). To complete setup and start managing your first queue database, please follow the steps below.

We hope you're as excited as we are!

Please note that due to popular demand, it's possible some customers may still not receive their orders during this cycle. However, given the overwhelmingly positive response to the Community Fuck Toy Program so far, we're certain those impacted will be understanding!

Of course, in the spirit of fairness, and begrudging legal compliance, anyone wishing to opt-out of the Community Fuck Toy Program is free to do so at any time. Simply fill out and file a valid opt-out proposal form, and your request will be scheduled immediately for eventual processing, pending review.

Otherwise, any affected customers will automatically be placed on a lower-priority waitlist to receive their limbs, and exit the program, at a later date. (Unaffected customers with high community feedback ratings may also be transferred to this waitlist, for obvious reasons.)

Once again we'd like to thank you for choosing (or residing in one of the many fabulous areas in which your only choice is) Binsk Limbsys! We appreciate you putting your limbs in our hands -- and letting us put our customers in your holes.

🔓 [Art] "Upgraded!" #9

From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Tonight*, the drinks are on you**!
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{user:Name}, we all need a little rest and relaxation every now and then. An escape from the day-to-day drudgery and stresses of modern life, for which there are no clear origins or any persons or corporations to blame.
That's why the Binsk Corporation is excited to announce its partnership with several of the finest bars, nightclubs, restaurants, and one kebab house, to provide its acclaimed line of Fuck Toys for patrons to enjoy while they drink, dance, dine, and doner their night away!

What's more, new and existing Binsk Loyalty Card holders will receive exclusive access to an innovative new BinskPass, granting them any free drink of choice (limit 1 per customer per day), and an additional free drink with every 10th purchase, with additional rewards to be unlocked (and planned and implemented) in the future!
Customers can also earn a round of drinks for their entire table, for free, anytime they make their Toy cum (no limit per customer per day)!

Plus, as a valued member of our Community Fuck Toy Program, you'll receive access to an extra-special FuckToyPass, earning you reward points for every patron serviced, which can and will be exchanged for exciting new toys for you to enjoy outside of opening hours. With higher levels unlocking higher vibration strengths, and full pass completion unlocking the chance to advance up to one (1) place in the limb waitlist, we're certain you'll be eager to get grinding!

We can't wait to share this unique bar/nightclub/restaurant/kebab experience with all the bar/nightclub/restaurant/kebab fans at participating locations. Which is why we've already transferred you to your participating location! You should be fully-installed just in time for opening (assuming our technicians don't get too distracted setting you up).

Thank you for your continued commitment to the Binsk Corporation, and its Community Fuck Toy Program. While the world can at times feel cruel and unjust, for vague and entirely unplaceable reasons, our consumers can always rely on products like you to lift their spirits!

* And for the duration of this promotional event.

** Because you are the table.†

† Additionally because any free drinks redeemed through your customers' BinskPasses will come out of your existing Binsk Credits.