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From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Tonight*, the drinks are on you**!
{user:Name}, we all need a little rest and relaxation every now and then. An escape from the day-to-day drudgery and stresses of modern life, for which there are no clear origins or any persons or corporations to blame.
That's why the Binsk Corporation is excited to announce its partnership with several of the finest bars, nightclubs, restaurants, and one kebab house, to provide its acclaimed line of Fuck Toys for patrons to enjoy while they drink, dance, dine, and doner their night away!
What's more, new and existing Binsk Loyalty Card holders will receive exclusive access to an innovative new BinskPass, granting them any free drink of choice (limit 1 per customer per day), and an additional free drink with every 10th purchase, with additional rewards to be unlocked (and planned and implemented) in the future!
Customers can also earn a round of drinks for their entire table, for free, anytime they make their Toy cum (no limit per customer per day)!
Plus, as a valued member of our Community Fuck Toy Program, you'll receive access to an extra-special FuckToyPass, earning you reward points for every patron serviced, which can and will be exchanged for exciting new toys for you to enjoy outside of opening hours. With higher levels unlocking higher vibration strengths, and full pass completion unlocking the chance to advance up to one (1) place in the limb waitlist, we're certain you'll be eager to get grinding!
We can't wait to share this unique bar/nightclub/restaurant/kebab experience with all the bar/nightclub/restaurant/kebab fans at participating locations. Which is why we've already transferred you to your participating location! You should be fully-installed just in time for opening (assuming our technicians don't get too distracted setting you up).
Thank you for your continued commitment to the Binsk Corporation, and its Community Fuck Toy Program. While the world can at times feel cruel and unjust, for vague and entirely unplaceable reasons, our consumers can always rely on products like you to lift their spirits!
* And for the duration of this promotional event.
** Because you are the table.â€
†Additionally because any free drinks redeemed through your customers' BinskPasses will come out of your existing Binsk Credits.
From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Please find attached - a friend!
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Community. Togetherness. Friendship.
These are the three pillars at the heart of Binsk's mission of bringing communities together, in friendship. Now, more than ever, it is vital that we, as a community, come together as a community, and stand together. And friednship.
{user:Name}, you may be aware of certain rumors* circulating online, baselessly asserting that the Binsk Corporation has been mistreating members of its Community Fuck Toy Program by "denying them any chance to contact friends or family for months, or even years, without a word of warning."
Obviously, nothing could be further from the truth, given our three foundational tenets above (community, togetherness, friendshop) -- and to prove it, Binsk Limbsys is excited to announce the new Binsk Buddy Initiative!
The Binsk Buddy Initiative (BBI) will provide you with an optically optimal number of hours each week** to spend together with your BFF (Binsk Fastened Friend). Chosen by our advanced algorithm based on your recorded personality profiles, interests, and above all, limb-port model and configuration, you and your BFF will be the perfect fit for each other!
And while you may be physically incapable of reaching out and touching your BFF in any meaningful way, our patented Friend Fastener Force Feedback feature will ensure you'll always be able to feel each other trying!
We understand that some detractors may still feel inadequately placated by this initiative, instead getting caught up on minor details like "what about the Fuck Toy's preexisting friends and family who still wish to see them?" To which the Binsk Corporation magnanimously responds: a new livestream section has been added to the Binsk Limbsys homepage, where you can watch all your favorite BBI participants, live and on-demand, for free***!
Binsk Limbsys: Bringing people Together.Â
Through Community.Â
And Friendchip.
*If you are a member of the Community Fuck Toy Program, you may not be aware of these rumors. If you have made yourself aware of these rumors without prior authorization, please report to your nearest handler for disciplinary action.
**Please note that you are not exempt from active use during these hours, but don't worry: our exciting 2-for-1 deal means our customers can enjoy the Binsk Buddy Initiative just as much as you!
***With ads.
From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Let us worry about the cookies!
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Seasons greasons, {user:Name}
The holiday season is in full swing, and our employees are working round the clock to provide our customers with the quality service and unrivaled value they know and love.
And what better way to facilitate that nonstop hustle, and/or bustle, than caffeine! The Binsk Corporation is proud to present its workers with new, state-of-an-art coffee stations in every qualifying breakroom!
Fully stocked, maintained, and checked in on semi-frequently, the Binsk Bean Brew Bar has everything a good employee needs to stay productive.
And that's where you come in!
Specifically, the milk container. With the rising cost of dairy, and the growing audacity of artificial creamers, with flavors such as "chocolate mango" and "hyperion mint sensate," our accounting department tells us it only makes sense to use our pre-existing, in-house assets to fill out the bar! Specifically, you. And, specifically, the milk container.
Plus, with your hearty diet of being repeatedly pumped full of our patented Special Chemicals, you'll be providing our employees with all the nutrition they require, and would otherwise waste valuable time obtaining through unprofitable activities such as eating, or experiencing daylight. The Binsk Corporation cares deeply and lawfully about the health of all its workers!
As such, to protect them from any potentially hazardous by-products, you will no longer be treated with the less-patented Other Chemicals which promote increased productivity.
This means you'll only have the automated milking machine to aid you in keeping up with demand, but don't worry: we've set it to maximum power, and we believe in you!
Failure to keep up with demand will be met with disciplinary action.
What's more, as a reward for all their hard work, the employee with the highest scoring end-of-season performance review will get full ownership of you for the following season!* Since both this and access to the Binsk Bean Brew Bar legally count as their holiday bonuses, you can bet the competition will be fierce. So make sure to be a good little incentive, and increase your designated team's productivity as much as you can!
Inadequate incentivization will be met with disciplinary action.
Thank you for helping us fill the world with holiday cheer, by filling your tank with every last drop of milk you have!
*Please note that -- in the spirit of fairness -- we have delayed the next production cycle by at least one season to ensure the winner is able to sufficiently enjoy their reward.
From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Congratulations on your new limbs*!
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Good news {user:Name}: a brand new set of authentic Binsk Limbsysâ„¢ limbs await you!
While they may not be the limbs you're currently waiting for (expected production date: {err:Unexpected}), this substitute set is made with the same high-quality, durable, brand-forward dynamism you love to expect from all Binsk products!
Giving you full ambulatory freedom (within select Binsk-approved zones) to go wherever you desire (assuming the correct fuck toy behavior of desiring to follow your leash), they're sure to make the wait for your original purchase even more enjoyable.
These limbs may be temporary, but they're built to last, so you'll never have to worry about over-exertion; no matter how hard our customers work you, they'll remain functional for years to come -- and, with frequent removal and proper storage when your limb ports are being used for other activities, they'll last even longer!
What's more, optional modifications and addons make this set perfect for any occasion. From fancy dress to dressing fancy, puppy playtime to puppy formal business hours, you'll be ready for anything -- especially our upcoming Halloween event! Make sure to keep an eye out for our promotional email containing more spooky details soon. bat batemoji bat emoji bat icon bat symbol b🦇
We hope you enjoy your new limbs*, and that your newfound versatility provides our customers even more versatility in how they enjoy you**!
* Please note that for as long as you are enrolled in the Community Fuck Toy Program, these limbs will, like you, remain property of the Binsk Corporation.
** If no increase in customer enjoyment versatility (CEV) is detected, limb privileges may be revoked.