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From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Exclusive Dragon Mount
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{user:Name},
Everyone knows our biochem corpus is far in advance of our competitors', but today you get to be the first to know about the Binsk Corporation's most recent success in genetic fabrication: actual real-life dragons (real)!
Our scientists have been so preoccupied with whether or not they could -- and it turns out they can!
What's more, as a valued customer and active participant in the Community Fuck Toy Program, and because frankly these things are too rowdy and it's becoming a problem, you've been selected to receive an exclusive preview of this incredible breakthrough.
These dragons are still in early access, and may be missing some key features (such as refractory periods, or the desire to do literally anything but breed all day and night) but we're confident we'll have all the kinks ironed out by the time we find even a single problem we can profitably shoehorn these things in as a solution to!
Until then, please enjoy your exclusive access to these exciting new creations, while they enjoy their exclusive access to you!
From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Your downtime benefits!
Greetings, {user:Name}
We'd like to take a moment to let you know what you, as a valued participant in the Community Fuck Toy Programâ„¢, can expect when not actively in use. You've been very busy taking care of our customers, and we want you to know that we're taking care of you!
During scheduled downtime, you will be secured in your assigned docking station for maintenance, feeding, milking, and inventory management. Once locked in, all connected systems will begin operating automatically and continuously -- your docking station is your one stop slot for all your permitted needs!
As you know, Binsk Limbsysâ„¢ is committed to bettering the world with renewable and sustainable resources -- and that starts with you! When docked, all milk extracted from you will be treated with our patented Secret Chemicals, infusing it with all the necessary nutrients you need, then fed directly back to you!
(Please note: if the system detects a toy is not outputting enough milk to sustain itself, other toys will be overworked to provide the required amount. This milk will additionally be treated with our less-patented Other Chemicals, to promote vastly increased production.)
With such environmental efficiency, you'll help fully offset our environmental inefficiencies in just {err:NumOverflow} years. Great job!
While docked, your vitals will also be monitored by a state-of-the-art insertable device -- modeled, much like the feeding tube, for comfort and practice! -- allowing us to remotely track your physical condition at all times. For your convenience, you'll be able to tell when it's connected, as it will vibrate at the same strength as the Wi-Fi signal!
This monitor may only be removed by a member of Binsk Limbsysâ„¢ staff when your scheduled downtime ends, or before that if they just need a hole to use.
Thank you for your continued participation in the Community Fuck Toy Programâ„¢!
We're proud to have you in our family (of products)..
From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Exciting new member benefits!
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Dear {user:Name},
You may have noticed your tail port has received an upgrade! We're delighted to announce that you're now fully compatible with an even wider range of Binsk Limbsysâ„¢ peripherals -- allowing our customers an even wider range of ways to enjoy you!
While more devices will become available in the future, you can already look forward to being connected with the Tail-evision attachment: a high-tech display that will provide users with endless additional entertainment, such as:
- The ability to watch shows & movies from several Binsk-affiliated streaming services!Realtime statistics of your vitals and usage, including heart-rate, arousal levels, and even number of orgasms provided/produced!
- Ranked play with other customers, with cutting-edge leaderboard technology, and rollback netcode!
- Solitaire.
We're excited to see all the great ways our customers engage with you as these features roll out, and wish to thank you for being such a valuable part of the Binsk Limbsysâ„¢ Community Fuck Toy Programâ„¢ while you await your new limbs. Though our focus on these new features may potentially cause additional delays to our main production cycle, we're confident the improved user experience will be more than worth it!
From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Re: Support Ticket #R7-6937
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Dear valued customer {user:Name}.
We apologize for any potential inconvenience, however due to a system error with our inventory database, the cybernetic limbs you were scheduled to have fitted today are no longer in stock.
Rest assured, customer satisfaction is our number one priority. As such, we are excited to inform you of your automatic enrollment in our Community Fuck Toy Program™! We have a lot of customers who need satisfying, and we're proud to offer your body to each and every one of them for that express purpose — at no additional cost!
Good performance will even earn you credits, which can be applied towards a discount on your limbs when they become available during the next production cycle, expected no later than {date:NotSet}!