🔓 [Art] "Upgraded!" #9

From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Tonight*, the drinks are on you**!

{user:Name}, we all need a little rest and relaxation every now and then. An escape from the day-to-day drudgery and stresses of modern life, for which there are no clear origins or any persons or corporations to blame.
That's why the Binsk Corporation is excited to announce its partnership with several of the finest bars, nightclubs, restaurants, and one kebab house, to provide its acclaimed line of Fuck Toys for patrons to enjoy while they drink, dance, dine, and doner their night away!

What's more, new and existing Binsk Loyalty Card holders will receive exclusive access to an innovative new BinskPass, granting them any free drink of choice (limit 1 per customer per day), and an additional free drink with every 10th purchase, with additional rewards to be unlocked (and planned and implemented) in the future!
Customers can also earn a round of drinks for their entire table, for free, anytime they make their Toy cum (no limit per customer per day)!

Plus, as a valued member of our Community Fuck Toy Program, you'll receive access to an extra-special FuckToyPass, earning you reward points for every patron serviced, which can and will be exchanged for exciting new toys for you to enjoy outside of opening hours. With higher levels unlocking higher vibration strengths, and full pass completion unlocking the chance to advance up to one (1) place in the limb waitlist, we're certain you'll be eager to get grinding!

We can't wait to share this unique bar/nightclub/restaurant/kebab experience with all the bar/nightclub/restaurant/kebab fans at participating locations. Which is why we've already transferred you to your participating location! You should be fully-installed just in time for opening (assuming our technicians don't get too distracted setting you up).

Thank you for your continued commitment to the Binsk Corporation, and its Community Fuck Toy Program. While the world can at times feel cruel and unjust, for vague and entirely unplaceable reasons, our consumers can always rely on products like you to lift their spirits!

* And for the duration of this promotional event.

** Because you are the table.†

† Additionally because any free drinks redeemed through your customers' BinskPasses will come out of your existing Binsk Credits.