🔓 [Art] "Upgraded!" #10

From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Wonderful news, {user:Name}!
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Binsk Limbsys is thrilled to announce that a new cybernetic limb production cycle is finally underway!

As there are a great many orders to process, and to ensure equity for all our customers, we will be implementing a queue system -- but don't worry: since your account has the Early Adopter status, you'll be among the first in line to receive your order!

Your current place in the queue is:
Thank you for installing the Queue-Bit™: Digital Queue Management Suite (Evaluation Edition). To complete setup and start managing your first queue database, please follow the steps below.

We hope you're as excited as we are!

Please note that due to popular demand, it's possible some customers may still not receive their orders during this cycle. However, given the overwhelmingly positive response to the Community Fuck Toy Program so far, we're certain those impacted will be understanding!

Of course, in the spirit of fairness, and begrudging legal compliance, anyone wishing to opt-out of the Community Fuck Toy Program is free to do so at any time. Simply fill out and file a valid opt-out proposal form, and your request will be scheduled immediately for eventual processing, pending review.

Otherwise, any affected customers will automatically be placed on a lower-priority waitlist to receive their limbs, and exit the program, at a later date. (Unaffected customers with high community feedback ratings may also be transferred to this waitlist, for obvious reasons.)

Once again we'd like to thank you for choosing (or residing in one of the many fabulous areas in which your only choice is) Binsk Limbsys! We appreciate you putting your limbs in our hands -- and letting us put our customers in your holes.