by DG

  

New York Strip, Match #2: The Ballerinas vs. Death Metal Inc. 

            A naked and bloody Jen Newman goes through the curtain to the gorilla position, right past brunette Staci and blonde Gabrielle of The Ballerinas – nodding at them to wish her fellow babyfaces good luck against a certifiably insane heel team – to meet up with Kerstin, Michelle, Kayla, and Kris of her Heel Hunters stable. Jen looks into Kerstin’s eyes, they smirk, and go off to pay a visit to a certain living legend who’s showering alone right now after the night’s opening match. Nobody humiliates The Heel Hunters and gets away with it… even a fellow good girl who’s also a family member. Someone from the UWWL camera crew notices this and follows them to record whatever happens...  

 

Out in the ring area the back-up beeps of a maximum security psychiatric hospital van resound throughout the converted New York BDSM club as the dreaded rookie heel team known as Death Metal Incorporated get backed into the venue, with their manager No Time Nina – a jaw-droppingly sexy Latina lawyer with five inch heels, her trademark clipboard, and a skirt as short as she can legally get away with – riding shotgun in the van’s cabin.

The back door of the van bursts open. White haired, 5’5” Icepick and black haired, 5’6” Crowbar, in straitjackets over their wrestling gear (ripped gray leotards, black fishnet tights with holes and runs, and vicious looking black boots), ram their way out of the truck screaming at the tops of their lungs after getting released from their shark cage by the hunky orderlies in hospital scrubs, who are tasked with getting Death Metal Inc. to and from the psych ward.

Nina gets out of the passenger door, clicks her heels along the concrete floor, gets Icepick and Crowbar’s attention, and points to the curtain indicating where their victims are. The crazed Death Metal girls - schizophrenics who constantly hear malicious voices telling them to hurt other women, and find profound relief and joy in doing so – rush toward the curtain still in their straitjackets with the orderlies following them until the dangerous, unpredictable heel team shoots through the curtain to attack The Ballerinas and pop the bloodthirsty crowd! 

Brunette Staci and blonde Gabrielle, in their usual white dance tights along with pink leotards, ballet slippers, and tutus, don’t know what hits them as Icepick rams into Staci and Crowbar rams into Gabby like a pair of human missiles...


The rest of the card for New York Strip will be as follows:

-Carly vs. Karla (with Melanie in her corner)

-The Army Babes vs. The Truckers, winners get a shot at the U.S. tag team titles in Boston with champions The Biker Chix on guest commentary 

-Intermission (including a backstage report)

 -The Cheerleaders (with Kerstin in their corner) vs. The Stewardesses (with Jenna in their corner) 

-The Luscious Latinas vs. The Stingers in a high stakes revenge match  

-The Main Event: Lauren vs. Amy Match #2, cocktail dress strip match