🔓 [Art] "Upgraded!" #11 (Bad End)

From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Upcoming changes to your account
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{user:Name}, we come to you today with momentous news.

The Binsk Corporation is delighted to announce it has entered into, and fully executed, an agreement to merge with the Cytofract Helix exacorp.
Taking effect immediately, the two titans of industry shall become one, singular but slightly larger titan!

What this means for us

Binsk has long stood at the forefront of scientific research and technological advancement, creating products that would both immeasurably benefit society as a whole, and, in a more real way, measurably benefit our shareholders.
Now, we are proud to have reached the apex of achievement, the true apotheosis of all philanthropic endeavors: being bought out by a bigger company.

Binsk upper management was unavailable for comment at time of writing, every member having cashed out the instant the deal went through, but we wish them all a pleasant early retirement and the best of luck in their imminent lobbying careers!
At a press conference held earlier today, Cytofract Helix also expressed their enthusiasm for this historic merger, with an official spokesperson stating: "We are satisfied with the purchase."

While this may feel like (and, effectively, is) the end of an era, it is also the start of a brand new future, full of limitless potential. The Binsk Corporation is excited to become part of the Cytofract Helix family!

What this means for you

If you have already exited the Community Fuck Toy Program:
Good news! You don't need to take any further action. Your Binsk account, along with any associated subscriptions, currencies, and credits, will be migrated automatically!

If you have not yet exited the Community Fuck Toy Program:
Congratulations! You are excited to become part of the Cytofract Helix family.

Final words

Thank you so much for sharing this incredible journey with us, and for trusting the Binsk Corporation with all your business and entertainment needs, personal details, powers of attorney, legal rights, etc. While all of those things will now be wholly subsumed by Cytofract Helix, we're certain they will be treated with all the care and respect legally required of a class-9 exacorp*.
We're so proud to have come so far together, and can't wait to see what the future holds!

Please note: if you have any questions or concerns, we would ask that you submit a support ticket to our customer care department. However, as the customer care department has been dissolved along with the rest of the company, we will instead ask that you simply search your inbox for any previous email correspondence from our support staff, that you may peruse it at your leisure and remember all the good times :)

*Assuming appropriate enforcement by regulating bodies.