🔓 [Finished(er) Sketch] "Upgraded!" #3

From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Your downtime benefits!

Greetings, {user:Name}

We'd like to take a moment to let you know what you, as a valued participant in the Community Fuck Toy Program™, can expect when not actively in use. You've been very busy taking care of our customers, and we want you to know that we're taking care of you!

During scheduled downtime, you will be secured in your assigned docking station for maintenance, feeding, milking, and inventory management. Once locked in, all connected systems will begin operating automatically and continuously -- your docking station is your one stop slot for all your permitted needs!

As you know, Binsk Limbsys™ is committed to bettering the world with renewable and sustainable resources -- and that starts with you! When docked, all milk extracted from you will be treated with our patented Secret Chemicals, infusing it with all the necessary nutrients you need, then fed directly back to you!
(Please note: if the system detects a toy is not outputting enough milk to sustain itself, other toys will be overworked to provide the required amount. This milk will additionally be treated with our less-patented Other Chemicals, to promote vastly increased production.)
With such environmental efficiency, you'll help fully offset our environmental inefficiencies in just {err:NumOverflow} years. Great job!

While docked, your vitals will also be monitored by a state-of-the-art insertable device -- modeled, much like the feeding tube, for comfort and practice! -- allowing us to remotely track your physical condition at all times. For your convenience, you'll be able to tell when it's connected, as it will vibrate at the same strength as the Wi-Fi signal!
This monitor may only be removed by a member of Binsk Limbsys™ staff when your scheduled downtime ends, or before that if they just need a hole to use.

Thank you for your continued participation in the Community Fuck Toy Program™!
We're proud to have you in our family (of products)..