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From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Let us worry about the cookies!
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Seasons greasons, {user:Name}
The holiday season is in full swing, and our employees are working round the clock to provide our customers with the quality service and unrivaled value they know and love.
And what better way to facilitate that nonstop hustle, and/or bustle, than caffeine! The Binsk Corporation is proud to present its workers with new, state-of-an-art coffee stations in every qualifying breakroom!
Fully stocked, maintained, and checked in on semi-frequently, the Binsk Bean Brew Bar has everything a good employee needs to stay productive.
And that's where you come in!
Specifically, the milk container. With the rising cost of dairy, and the growing audacity of artificial creamers, with flavors such as "chocolate mango" and "hyperion mint sensate," our accounting department tells us it only makes sense to use our pre-existing, in-house assets to fill out the bar! Specifically, you. And, specifically, the milk container.
Plus, with your hearty diet of being repeatedly pumped full of our patented Special Chemicals, you'll be providing our employees with all the nutrition they require, and would otherwise waste valuable time obtaining through unprofitable activities such as eating, or experiencing daylight. The Binsk Corporation cares deeply and lawfully about the health of all its workers!
As such, to protect them from any potentially hazardous by-products, you will no longer be treated with the less-patented Other Chemicals which promote increased productivity.
This means you'll only have the automated milking machine to aid you in keeping up with demand, but don't worry: we've set it to maximum power, and we believe in you!
Failure to keep up with demand will be met with disciplinary action.
What's more, as a reward for all their hard work, the employee with the highest scoring end-of-season performance review will get full ownership of you for the following season!* Since both this and access to the Binsk Bean Brew Bar legally count as their holiday bonuses, you can bet the competition will be fierce. So make sure to be a good little incentive, and increase your designated team's productivity as much as you can!
Inadequate incentivization will be met with disciplinary action.
Thank you for helping us fill the world with holiday cheer, by filling your tank with every last drop of milk you have!
*Please note that -- in the spirit of fairness -- we have delayed the next production cycle by at least one season to ensure the winner is able to sufficiently enjoy their reward.
From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Your downtime benefits!
Greetings, {user:Name}
We'd like to take a moment to let you know what you, as a valued participant in the Community Fuck Toy Program™, can expect when not actively in use. You've been very busy taking care of our customers, and we want you to know that we're taking care of you!
During scheduled downtime, you will be secured in your assigned docking station for maintenance, feeding, milking, and inventory management. Once locked in, all connected systems will begin operating automatically and continuously -- your docking station is your one stop slot for all your permitted needs!
As you know, Binsk Limbsys™ is committed to bettering the world with renewable and sustainable resources -- and that starts with you! When docked, all milk extracted from you will be treated with our patented Secret Chemicals, infusing it with all the necessary nutrients you need, then fed directly back to you!
(Please note: if the system detects a toy is not outputting enough milk to sustain itself, other toys will be overworked to provide the required amount. This milk will additionally be treated with our less-patented Other Chemicals, to promote vastly increased production.)
With such environmental efficiency, you'll help fully offset our environmental inefficiencies in just {err:NumOverflow} years. Great job!
While docked, your vitals will also be monitored by a state-of-the-art insertable device -- modeled, much like the feeding tube, for comfort and practice! -- allowing us to remotely track your physical condition at all times. For your convenience, you'll be able to tell when it's connected, as it will vibrate at the same strength as the Wi-Fi signal!
This monitor may only be removed by a member of Binsk Limbsys™ staff when your scheduled downtime ends, or before that if they just need a hole to use.
Thank you for your continued participation in the Community Fuck Toy Program™!
We're proud to have you in our family (of products)..