A Wild Nerd

Alexis was walking home one day after school with his boyfriend Greg. They took a shortcut through the woods and to a clearing, when suddenly, they stumbled across a group of the school bullies (there were many bully "gangs" in the school). They seemed to be smoking cigarettes and looking at pornographic magazines. One of them looked up and saw the two nerds. "What are you nerds doing here in our part of the forest?" The cheetah shouted, drawing the attention of the others toward Alexis and Greg. The group consisted of the cheetah, an ox, two wolves (twins) and a young dragon (freshman probably). The twins ran in opposite directions perpendicular to the direction the nerds were and disappeared into the forest. The cheetah, ox walked towards them with a sly smirk painted across their faces, the dragon followed, a bit behind the two.

"You know what we do to nerds who trespass onto our turf?" The ox snorted in a nasally voice.

"We don't want any trouble. We were just taking a shortcut home." Greg said calmly, maybe, a little too calmly.

"If you want our money, h-her-here it is." Alexis’s stuttering while reaching into his pocket, digging out $3.50. The ox snatches the money from the scared fawn's hand.

"Thanks for the cash, but this is what he had in mind" the cheetah snarls. Just then, Greg and Alexis both felt a sharp pain I their buttcracks and crotches. The wolves had snuck up behind them and gave them wedgies. "Higher. Let's teach them to never come to our turf again." The twins pulled higher and higher, until Alexis' tighty whities and Greg's pink briefs were stretched about a foot above their heads.

"Hang the raccoon and hook the deer's undies on his antlers." The wolves did and they were told. Before the bullies left, the dragon ran back and pulled Greg's pants all the way down, but could only do a small tug on Alexis, revealing only his butt cheeks.

"See ya later... nerds" the dragon shyly said as he ran back.

Alexis, unfortunately, had to rip his tighty whities off to remove the wedgie. What he didn't realize was that he was facing Greg, with his dick now in full view. "Whoops. Sorry." Alexis and Greg agreed to be abstinent until marriage, so they’ve never seen each other’s dicks. Both blushed, then, after pulling up his pants, Alexis helped his boyfriend down, unfortunately, having to rip his underwear too. This time, when Alexis saw his dick, it was less awkward.

"Well, I've seen yours, and now you've seen mine. Even?"

"Even." Greg pulls his pants off and kisses his boyfriend. They walk back to the sidewalk from where they entered the forest and took the long way home, talking about why Darth Vader should have been able to sense The Force in Leia in Episode IV. The rest of the night they texted each other, renegotiating about being abstinent.

What happens next is another story for another time.
 
The End.

(This was my submission from a competition Alexis-Faustus held awhile ago)