Wedgie Museum
Silas finally gets a day off from work. After becoming the manager at his local computer parts store, it’s been one fire after another to put out. The last guy left no notes, no tips, nothing to help him get started. Being the smart yeen that he is, he figured out how to schedule people, how to do payroll, how to approve incoming shipments, and a whole mess of other responsibilities a manager does in just a month.
Silas decided to go to the local museum. He heard there was a new exhibit on display, and he HAD to go see it. As he drove up to the building, he noticed a large banner with the image of a nerdy looking hyena, wearing a yellow button down, suspenders, and khakis getting his tighty whities wedgied by a jock looking monkey wearing a black tank-top, blue jeans, and a purple waistband exposed. The banner said, “The History Of Schoolyard Bullying.”
“How the fuck did Sorn get this approved?” Silas said in annoyance and slight embarrassment due to the sight of the wedgie, and at the fact that he is wearing the exact same outfit that hyena is wearing on the banner. “You know what, it’s my day off. I should relax.”
“You should. Come on in, join me, won’t you?” Even though the tone was cheerful and playful, Silas froze like a deer in headlights. He knew what was coming next. Before he could turn around, a sharp yank on his tighty whities make him yip.
“N-not in p-p-public p-p-p-please.” Silas squeals.
“Oh, come on, you know you like it. Besides, the exhibit is very interactive.” Sorn whispers softly into the yeen’s ear. Giving another tug at the word “interactive.”
Sorn spins Silas around, and walks him up the stairs to the museum, arm in arm, leaving Silas’s undies in a beaver tail.
The museum entrance is packed. Lots of people waiting in line. Some dressed like the nerds on the banner, others dressed in regular everyday clothes, some dressed like jocks, and a handful with shirts that say, “wedgie me”, with white undies sticking out. One particular tall Black Jackle stands above the crowd, looking excited.
Sorn heads to the employee line, where the Head Curator was standing, admiring the crowd. He was a German Shepard in a 3-piece, blue pinstriped suit.
“Hello, Wel- Oh, what a surprise. Thank you again Mr. Sorn for your generous donation to the museum, and your wonderful exhibit. It seems to be very popular. Do you mind letting us extend it another month or two? Museum attendance has skyrocketed since it was installed.”
“Sure, we’ll talk about details later. I have an honored guest here.” Giving a wink to the Head Curator.
“Of course. Would you like us to clear the exhibit?”
“No thank you. The more people, the better.” Sorn says with a jovial laugh. Silas covers his crotch trying to hind his throbbing cock. “It looks like someone liked that idea, eh?” He says after giving another tug.
The two make their way in. Walking right past the dinosaurs, human anthropology, and recent human history exhibits, leading to two black doors with a sign that reads, “The History Of Schoolyard Bullying. You must be 18 years or older to enter this section of the museum. Please make sure these doors are closed before opening the next set of doors.” They do so, going into the next room, letting the doors close, showing their IDs to the security guard, and then open up to a massive room.
They can hear shrieks of pain and slight moans of pleasure echo throughout the chamber. Not enough to deafen you, but enough to get the vibe of the place.
On their right, there is a section with lockers, and private changing rooms, next to which is a large kiosk that sells a variety of mostly underwear, and T-Shirts and sweatpants that say “I Survived the Wedgie-Nator”. You can see a Hyox in ragged clothing, buying a new pair of tighty whities, with a very dirty pair that’s has been torn to shreds hanging out of his pants.
In one section, you can see a pink jackalope, and a pink deer with atomic wedgies, hooked on their antlers, looking at a wall that says, “Undies Through Time”.
Bouncing from elastic chords from the ceiling by their tighty whities is Silas’s friend Orion, plus a grey wolf and a brown wolf that he doesn’t recognize.
In another section, a line of people going up stairs with a sign saying, “The Wedgie-Nator”. A person wrapped like a mummy by their white briefs comes down a slide. From their outline and protruding antlers, as well as their name written on the waistband over their head, Silas recognizes it as their friend, Fio.
And another section, a yellow lizard is shoving someone’s head in a toilet of a row of 10 toilets while yanking on their pink briefs.
“Isn’t it magnificent?” Sorn asks Silas in a tone of wonder and joy.
“I-I-it is…. I-I-interesting.” Silas stutters out before being pulled to the lockers.
“Now let’s have some fun babe.” Sorn kisses Silas before taking him further into the exhibit.
(The characters mentioned were part of a Biggest Nerd and Biggest Bully contest on Twitter and consented to being put in this story. Silas belongs to @brieflyy33n.bsky.social, Fio belongs to @deerdork.bsky.social, Orion belongs to @orionthehart.bsky.social and Sorn belongs to @whiptailed.bsky.social).