Wishful Thinking (Part 1)
I went antiquing with the boyfriend the other day when I found a fascinating purple glass bottle. It had a fat bottom and thinned out to a tall neck. The glasswork was very ornate with what looked like gold paint adoring it. It would make the perfect decanter. I looked at the price tag, and it was only $55. What a steal.
A few days past, and I finally got around to unpacking the box the bottle came in (thanks to ADHD). I noticed it was a bit dusty. Not surprised, I got a damp paper towel and started to wipe the dust off.
After the first few swipes, purple smoke started pouring out the top of the bottle. And before me stood (or more accurately, floated due to his lower half being purple mist) a muscular, tanned, middle eastern man. He wore a purple vest and a purple and gold taqiyah. His hands had many rings with various gemstones in them, his chest was covered in a thick mat of black hair, his face had a short, well-groomed beard.
“ها أنا جني المصباح. تحصل على 3 أمنيات. تحدث يا معلم.” (ha 'ana juny almisbahi. tahsul ealaa 3 'umniaati. tahduth ya muealim.) The figure speaks in a booming voice.
“I… I don’t speak that language.” I say, pantomiming what I mean.
The figure chuckles for a bit, snaps his fingers, and says with an Saudi Arabian accent, “I am the Djinn of the lamp. You get 3 wishes. Speak Master.”
“So… what are the rules? Anything I can’t ask for?” I ask.
“Smart one. Yes. You cannot wish for more wishes. You cannot wish for more wish granting beings. You cannot wish for anyone’s or anything’s death. And once you used your last wish, you are no longer my Master, and you cannot summon me again. I will wait for a new Master after that.”
“Would it be possible to free you with a wish?” I ask earnestly.
The Djinn’s eyes widen in shock. And in a more relaxed tone, he replies, “I… I don’t know. I’ve never met a mortal who wanted to free me.”
“If I plan on using my last wish to free you, would you not twist my first two wishes and grant them with my original intent?”
The Djinn scratches his chin while thinking. He snaps his fingers, and a scroll appears. He opens it and studies it, as if it was an NDA, and he was looking for a loophole. He smiles and snaps his fingers again, causing the scroll to disappear.
“I think we can make that work. What is your first wish… Master?”
You see, I’ve always had fantasies of meeting a real genie, or Djinn in this case. So, I had a list of 7 things on my phone with what I wanted. Some are kinky, some are the classic super powers. “I wish for everything on this list becomes true,” as I show the list to the Djinn.
He squints his eyes at me as if I did something wrong, sighs, and looks at the list. His eyes widen, chuckles a little, and then returns my phone to me. “Ok, so technically, your wish is worded as a single wish. So, I can do that. However, try this again, and I’ll refuse to grant it.”
“Got it,” I say with a shit-eating grin.
The Djinn snaps his fingers. Nothing seemed to change.
Wish 1: If wearing a diaper, I have a 100% chance of having a diaper check, change, and/or diaper used as a urinal by any man I find attractive.
He reaches his hand to my crotch and squeezes. “Looks like someone is a little soggy.” He says in a condescending tone. He lifts my up and lays me down onto the ground, as if I weigh nothing to him, and starts unbuckling my belt, and taking off my pants, revealing that I am wearing a black onesie underneath.
He unsnaps it and pulls it up. My Husky PeekABU diaper is swollen to the point of almost leaking. I blush and cover my face in embarrassment.
The Djinn summons some wet wipes, baby powder, and a fresh diaper. This one is a thick Bambino Classico diaper. He removes the soiled padding, wipes my bits and butt down with the warm wipes. Causing me to strain in my chastity cage. He then lifts my legs up and places the new diaper under me. Next, he puts a plethora of power on, stating, “Don’t want you to get a diaper rash.”
He then rubs some powder on my stomach, smiles, and pulls the front of the padding up, tapes me up, puts the onesie back on, pulls up my pants, and re-buckles my belt. Finally, he picks me up and puts me back on my feet.
“What is your next wish?” He asks as if nothing weird just happened.
Wish 3: Wishes 1 and 2 are perceived by the public as normal activity.
“Uh…. Can I get back to you on that?” I want to test some things out,” I say, a little dazed and embarrassed with what just happened. He nods and goes back into the lamp.