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Welcome to the House of Caps. Micro-stories of the lewd variety attached to images I've found in my travels on the internet, or that were pointed out to me.
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Hop along, bitch, three's a crowd!

Art by nsfwdent and seductive squid, as it turns out.
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Who tamed whom~?

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MILF - 'Mon I Love Fucking
MILF - She removed the piercings to breastfeed

Another Taken Off The Market caption and a direct sequel to the previous Gengar entry.  Best of both worlds: a crossover with Race War/HUMAN'D with both a Master Ball choker and a Gold Tooth!  >:D
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A small price to pay

The first caption in a series I'm calling "Taken Off The Market" wherein pokegirls of all sorts are humand in such a way that the pokeballs they eventually submit to are worn around like engagement rings.  The rarer and more expensive the ball, the greater the desire to show it off, and show it off they do.  Part bragging rights, part fashion statement, the ball ends up being a special kind of contract, if you know what I mean.
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More than legendary enough

My first foray into the world of pokeballs as more than just a slave collar, essentially.  The right kind of pokeball can be an accessory, or like jewellery, where your pokeslut wants to show off how much you spent to catch her and make her yours.  Kinda like how real-life celebrity engagement rings need to have outrageously huge rocks on them.
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