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Welcome to the House of Caps. Micro-stories of the lewd variety attached to images I've found in my travels on the internet, or that were pointed out to me.
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HossM. has decided to take a break from April 01, 2025 till April 30, 2025, but you can subscribe anyway.
HossM. has left this message for you:

I feel bad about March being a light month — for various reasons — so I'm gonna pause billing for April so you guys aren't charged.

I'll still be writing and posting captions and stories, though, so just consider this a discount until I get caught back up! :)

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Funding my so-called "art" and motivating me to devote way more time to this black hole...

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Happy Wife, Happy Life


 Art by Inu-sama (back when he still went by Faizenek).
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You'll tell YOUR daughters the exact same thing

Art by Jay Naylor.
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1st Shark Week vs. 52nd Shark Week

Art by Inusama (aka Dogsmith): [1], [2].
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It's tough to kick this habit

A sequel to the caption from 2020.
Art by Fluff-Kevlar, though it seems to be an edit...?
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Building a dynasty


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Time to turn your bedroom into a sweatshop

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  • Přístup k obsahu profilu Creator.
  • Schopnost podpořit vaši hvězdu přispěním-jednorázovým nebo opakovaným.
  • Znamená oslovit hvězdu přímo pomocí Instant Messengeru.

Creator Stats

1047 posts

Goals

$20.0
THE GOAL
REACHED!
Fund both movie nights and Discord Nitro (so I don't have to feel bad about giving Discord my own money...)
100%
THE GOAL
REACHED!
Create a series of video tutorials showing exactly how I create captions, and how YOU can create captions in GIMP and Powerpoint using Word, Powerpoint, and GIMP. Includes animated GIF captions and WEBM captions, too!
$120.0
THE GOAL
REACHED!
I'll set aside $30 each month we hit this goal to commission artists for either caption material, or, more importantly, visual novel material. Whether continuing established projects or starting new ones YOU guys want, having some purchasing power to get custom-made artwork would make visual novel-type projects a lot easier.
100%
THE GOAL
REACHED!
Compile a collection of short stories in novel form for sale on Amazon and free to subscribers.
42.3%
collected
to reach
Take the Santa Hat off and never put it on again... This is obviously a joke.
84.1%
collected
to reach
I'll go see Doggo IN PERSON and take him out on a nice date that I'll keep everyone in the loop about every step of the way. This is obviously a joke tier. Or is it~?
$227 of $600
per month
Pay my rent and *maybe* ask Doggo to move in with me...
$227 of $1,000
per month
Full-time author at this point. I can dedicate myself 110% to writing. Stories, captions, maybe a game or two here or there... This is the dream.

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  • Přístup k obsahu profilu Creator.
  • Schopnost podpořit vaši hvězdu přispěním-jednorázovým nebo opakovaným.
  • Znamená oslovit hvězdu přímo pomocí Instant Messengeru.
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