"N-0032, a tragic thing. "Purity dolls" were made by the [REDACTED] nobility for preservation of bloodlines. Though most have been destroyed to hide the other-worldly dealings of their former liege's, this one has vied for life with all of its being." -Butcher

U-0307 is a psycho-actuated hunter. Entry into the enclosure is not recommended; if there is a necessity, personnel are required to inject [redacted] cc of [redacted] neuro-depressant to safely enter. Prolonged interaction should be considered lethal

[I apologize for not posting this one here sooner. It slipped my mind.]

"...having realized that I had accidently involved myself in an elaborate courtship, I accepted the advances of the pelagic suitor (for science of course) I could not have expected how vigorous the separated appendage would be..."

HR would like to remind everyone that the archive is neither rental service nor a dating app. Please stop checking out archived outer-range texts  for extra-campus  activities...

"When I was first assigned observation of the Librarian's (U-0001) apartment, I didn't understand why they wanted such diligence on watching the cameras. Then one night, I spotted her... odd bedfellows..." Security Personnel-337

"Please do not 'borrow' things from testing, even if cleared. Yalat Vessels are made by parademensional cults to see if they someone capable of birthing minions of their gods. They're also incredibly hard to discern from silicon toys." -Director Butcher