Cults that commune with S-0042 often say that "though we do not see our god we always feel loved." Agents sent to investigate their procedures found this to be quite literal... And they become  violent when observed...

HR would like to remind everyone that the archive is neither rental service nor a dating app. Please stop checking out archived outer-range texts  for extra-campus  activities...

The order of high benefactors that help keep the facility up and running really don't require anything besides our continued efforts to document creatures. 
That however, does not stop the Librarian from 'thanking' them herself.

"When I was first assigned observation of the Librarian's (U-0001) apartment, I didn't understand why they wanted such diligence on watching the cameras. Then one night, I spotted her... odd bedfellows..." Security Personnel-337

Some us decided to show the director the episodes of Helluva Boss on Youtube. We did NOT expect a --- year old man to become so depressed about running out of episodes. So We asked the Demonology department to call in some favors to help cheer him up.
As per our deal, No souls were taken, but the cosplaying demons had very particular demands:
>The Imp: 15 gallons of Maple Sap
>The Efreet: 2 cows, all parts, pre-slaughtered
>The Malo-Succubus: a Senior HR agent from B-------,  inc.

Public releases department took advantage of the situation to rack up some interest...

"Please do not 'borrow' things from testing, even if cleared. Yalat Vessels are made by parademensional cults to see if they someone capable of birthing minions of their gods. They're also incredibly hard to discern from silicon toys." -Director Butcher