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Welcome to our page. We are creating our first VN "One Lie." The game is focused on a relationship between two best friends. But it's really up to you whether they go beyond friendship or stay friends. Visit our discord at https://discord.gg/vzHbDBE9GV
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Yeah, I am trying to revive Monkey.

For now I am just doing some rewrites and additions. I haven't done any renders for it, yet. Will do them on weekends only, and only if I am not busy rendering for One Lie.

As of now I am, once again, not planning to have any music. I can't afford it and I am not looking to have trouble with that industry. The, so-called, copyright free music doesn't always work either. From what I have seen most of those musicians do not want their music associated with porn.

This month, April, I am going to be making bonus 4Ks of the ladies from this game. Mostly for Patrons and subscribers, but I will share some of them publicly.

I am hoping that I can finish everything for the prologue in, at most, 4 months. The demo version has almost all of the Prologue's content, so an actual story update will still take quite a while. I have already written most of the Chapter 1, so it's mostly just making images for it. I will work on renders for Chapter 1 in parallel with One Lie. By that point I should be able to finish the next route (Anh + Julie) ending and will start work on the last ending (Julie + Alex).

That's all I got for right now. Sorry about no music, but there is nothing I can do about it. And no one seems to want a kidney or two from an old pervert. I can't even give them away, damnit.

Have a great week.

Sit tight, smile wide.

volle.

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Hey guys.

Here are the planned release dates of the harem route update.

  • The Teddy Tier and above: February 4th.
  • The Lover Tier: February 6th.
  • The Friend Tier: February 8th.
  • The Gone tier: February 15th
  • Steam and itch releases will be on March 1st.

I mentioned these before, and I will mention it right on release;

This chapter of the Harem route is a "Cheese fest". Lot of the dialogue and events related to relationships are pretty much what you would expect to see in a porn movie.

If you said "No" to Yana in the previous update to this route, I've got some bad news for you. MC changes his mind. I know, I know, "That's such bullshit. Why give us a choice and then make the choice not matter. You asshole." The answer is: "it would be criminal to not include her in the harem, and no way I'd let you ruin your life like that." See attached image.

And the last thing is that you will have to start a new game. Since the last update to this route the game had some changes done to it and is using a newer version of Ren'py. There is nothing we can do about it, I am sorry.

Have an awesome weekend.

Sit tight, smile wide.

volle.

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Hey guys.

I am very reluctant to do this but I am shutting down development of Monkey and all of the other ideas I had.

I am finishing One Lie and that will be it for me. I just can't afford to do this anymore.

When I am done with the Harem route update I am going to sell the 4090 and will use the 4060Ti to make the Anh+Julie and Julie+Alex updates. Lucky that I didn't sell that card when I tried to.

Have an awesome week.

Sit tight, smile wide.

volle.

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I have to take a couple of days off. I won't be around on Discord either.

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