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I write web novel content. Most of my work is fantasy and science fiction, usually involving isekai, harem, animalgirls, and other light novel genred content.
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Website is back up!


Hey guys,

The website is back up again. As I spoke about for weeks and included my newsletter, I redesigned the website. I'm sure many of you listened that the site was going to be going through stuff all weekend and didn't send me messages about how one feature was down or another, because once again, I warned you.

 As you can see, the site still has a lot of work to be done on it, but the basics are now there. If you experience any glitches or problems, please let me know. Email me at [email protected]. Do not use the contact form, it does not work right now.

At the moment, you should be able to sign into a membership and you should be able to read. Almost all of my old content is there. I will be working on bringing back the galleries, and perhaps more importantly, the eBooks. The "free eBooks" will be set up soon and I'll look at getting a discount coupon to you too.

If you had purchased an eBook in the past that you were able to download for some reason, let me know and I'll get it to you. I know someone sent me a message and for the life of me I don't know what he contacted me through and haven't been able to find it. Sorry.

I'm also aware there is a lot of formatting issues in various books. These will have to be replaced slowly and painfully. I anticipate it being several months before I get the site back to the way it was. There will also be more features coming as we go. I have many plans for the site.

Anyway, I think it's a big improvement over the previous site. You now have all the things you didn't have before. If there is any issues, like I said, contact me via email or discord. Be detailed. A vague "it don wrok!" is about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop. Also, if you playing with the new genre search and you thinking of any genres that I should include, let me know that too. Thanks for being patient. Please continue to be patient as we work on troubleshooting. Hopefully not as bad a launch as some of the other features.

Sincerely,


Whatsawhizzer



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Journal Entry #12

Hey Diary, 

Sorry I haven't written in a while. School's been, like, super intense lately, and I've been buried under a mountain of textbooks and assignments. But I'm back now, ready to spill all the tea!

Lily and I have been hanging out a ton lately, which has been, like, the highlight of my life. She's, like, my partner in crime, you know? We've been doing all sorts of fun stuff together, from binge-watching cheesy rom-coms to experimenting with crazy new hairstyles. It's been, like, the best time ever! 

But despite all the fun we've been having, there's this nagging feeling in the back of my mind whenever I'm with Lily. Like, I can't shake the thought that maybe she's keeping things from me. That’s when, today, she dropped a bombshell on me. She got a part in this commercial audition, and I couldn't help feeling a twinge of jealousy.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm totally happy for her and everything. But it's hard not to compare myself to her and wonder why I haven't gotten any gigs yet. And then I started thinking, like, did she keep this audition a secret from me on purpose? I didn’t even hear about it until she already had the part. Is our friendship not as tight as I thought?

Ugh, I know it's silly to get all worked up over this stuff, but emotions are weird. One minute, you're besties with someone, and the next, you're questioning everything. I just hope I'm not overreacting and that Lily didn't mean to make me feel left out.

Anyway, I'll try to squash these jealous vibes and be the supportive friend she needs. After all, that's what friendship's all about, right?

Til next time, diary!

 Wawchan 
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Monthly Newsletter – April 2024

Dear Fans,

Welcome to April. There are some announcements. Let’s get going. 

Announcements

*The Whatsawhizzer App is back up and running. It’s not much. It’s mostly just a copy of the site… however, this will get you past certain internet blockades and may be preferable to some people. You can get the download links here. No restrictions, anyone can download. 

*Rise of the Midnight King chapters, I know… ridiculous we’re on month four. I did a lot of extra writing last month you guys didn’t see. I reread all of Midnight and fixed a slew of plot holes. The chapters will start coming out this month, promise. 

*I did release MDL V17 last month. The next two eBooks are going to be Kindred Paradise and the first volume of Man of the House. I have it Kindred out for editing right now, should be done in a week. Moth, I’ve been working through solo, and will release the first volume soon. I’ve been rereading it to fix issues and write good eBook bonus chapters.

*The change to tiers appears to be finished. I’ve seen people shuffling around their memberships. PLEASE NOTE that if you did not cancel a payment, starting a new one doesn’t cancel the old one. You will just be double charged instead. You must use the cancel button in my membership if you wish to stop recurring payments for Credit card. For Patreon, Subscribestar, and Paypal… you can stop the recurring payment on your own. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. I do not bill you. You set up a recurring payment that sends me money. The ball is 100% in your court. 

*I know I promised the site remake last month. Turned out to be more work than originally expected. However, we’ve made continuing process on it, and at the moment we’re aiming for within the next week. If we 

* I have not reached the stretch goal for Oops and Rise. That tells me these books don’t really command much money. I can tell you back when I started, if I gave an offer that if Patreon hit $2500 I’d write an extra chapter of WoW a month… it happened. Now a days… no single book ever seems to make much of a difference. I will leave the goal for one more month, but probably won’t be reached. Come June and my next big survey, maybe I’ll find out what fans want… but believe me if there was any book on my site that was a “hit”, I’d be showing it the love it deserved. 

April Schedule

Monday: My Dungeon Life

Tuesday: Apocalypse, My Dungeon Life

Wednesday: My Dungeon Life

Thursday: My Dungeon Life, I Am My Own Grandpa

Friday: My Dungeon Life

Saturday: World of Women

Sunday: Getting Lucky, Bacterium

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Public Chapters Currently Releasing…

Apocalypse – Tuesday

I Reincarnated into the Hero’s Body – Sunday

Enslaved – Wednesday

MDL – Daily

Tales of an Enchantress – Monday

March Recap

My Dungeon Life – 16 (25,600)

World of Women – 2 (6,000)

I Am My Own Grandpa – 3 (9,000)

Apocalypse – 3 (4,500)

Automatic Girlfriend – 1 (1,500)

Oops, Banged Your Mom – 2 (6,000)

Bacterium – 11 (16,500)

Getting Lucky – 2 (4,000)

Other – 4 (10,000)

Total – 83,100 words

This looks like a decrease, but I’m assuring you there was a lot I wrote that isn’t reflected in these numbers. I actually finished I Am My Own Grandpa. I also wrote another six chapters of Bacterium which are advanced chapters. This also doesn’t point out my rereading and editing of MOTH and Rise. Either way, I’ve still been busy. 

Sincerely,

Whatsawhizzer

 


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Journal Entry #11

Dear Diary, 

I find myself standing at the crossroads of curiosity and uncertainty. It's like I've stumbled into a maze of mixed signals, and I'm not quite sure which path to follow.

Here's the scoop—Mr. Dreamboat, you remember, my acting teacher, might be flirting with me. Yes, Diary, Mr. Dreamboat, the charming and captivating presence who lights up the classroom with his passion for the craft.

It started with those little moments, those lingering gazes and subtle touches that seemed to carry a hint of something more. And today, during our one-on-one feedback session, he leaned in a little closer than necessary, his eyes sparkling with warmth and intensity. His hand rested on my knee as he spoke softly in my ear. 

I had to admit, that I felt tingly all over. I found myself drawn to him, Diary, like a moth to a flame. There's something magnetic about his presence, something that stirs a fire within me. And as much as I try to brush it off as mere imagination, a part of me can't help but wonder if there's something deeper brewing beneath the surface.

I know, I know, he's my teacher, and some boundaries shouldn't be crossed. But the heart wants what it wants, Diary, and mine seems to be whispering his name in hushed tones.

Fluffington (my bed) feels like a sanctuary tonight, as I lay here pondering the twists and turns of fate. I don't know what I should do. What would it be like if Mr. Dreamboat joined me on Fluffington (my bed). Ahhh! Diary! I’m so naughty!

Wawchan

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Journal Entry #10 

Dear Diary,

Today feels like I'm standing on a tightrope, trying to balance between conflicting emotions while keeping my focus on the task at hand. It's like walking through a fog, where everything feels hazy and uncertain.

I can't shake the memory of that kiss with Lily during the audition. It replays in my mind like a broken record, leaving me feeling both exhilarated and confused. Part of me wonders if it was just acting, if it meant nothing beyond the role we were playing. But another part of me can't deny the spark I felt in that moment, the way my heart skipped a beat as our lips met.

But life doesn't pause for my inner turmoil. There's a big project in school that demands my attention, and I can't afford to let my personal feelings cloud my focus. So, I bury the confusion deep down inside, like burying a treasure chest in the sand, hoping it won't resurface until I'm ready to confront it.

I throw myself into the project with determination, pouring over scripts, practicing scenes, and collaborating with my classmates. The hustle and bustle of school life provide a temporary distraction from the storm raging within me.

Fluffington (my bed) feels like a refuge at the end of the day, a place where I can retreat from the chaos of the world and try to make sense of my jumbled thoughts. But even as I lay my head on the pillow, sleep eludes me, and I find myself drifting in a sea of uncertainty.

Tomorrow is a new day, and I can only hope that clarity will come with the dawn. For now, I'll focus on the project at hand, pushing aside the questions that linger in the shadows of my mind.

Feeling conflicted but determined,

Wawchan

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Journal Entry #9

Dear Diary,

Today was confusing for me.  I feel like I'm being pulled in a million different directions. So, remember that audition I was so nervous about? Well, it happened, and let me tell you, it was nothing like I expected
Before the audition, I met up with Lily, and she surprised me by apologizing for what happened at the club. She said she never meant to put me in that uncomfortable situation and that she understands if I'm upset with her. I could see the sincerity in her eyes, Diary, and it made me realize that she's not just a friend, but someone who genuinely cares about me.
But then, things took another unexpected turn. As we were waiting for our turn to audition, Lily whispered in my ear that the commercial we were trying out for involved two female lesbians who kiss. My heart skipped a beat, Diary. I didn't know how to process this information.
Lily convinced me that I should go for it, even though I'm not gay. She said, "It's called acting for a reason, Wawchan. You don't have to be gay to play a gay character." And, Diary, as much as I wanted to protest, a part of me felt drawn to the challenge.
So, when it was our turn to audition, I took a deep breath and leaned into the role. Lily and I shared a kiss for the cameras, and for a brief moment, it felt like time stood still. It was my first adult kiss ever, Diary, and it left my brain spinning with complicated emotions.
After the audition, as I walked home alone, I couldn't shake the feeling of confusion swirling inside me. Was it wrong to pretend to be someone I'm not? Was it okay to kiss Lily like that, even if it was just acting? I don't have the answers, Diary, and I'm not sure if I'll ever find them.
Fluffington (my bed) feels like a sanctuary right now, but my mind is racing with questions and uncertainties. I just hope I made the right choice, whatever that may be.

Feeling conflicted and unsure,

Wawchan 
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