Sneak Preview of the Next UWWL Match
 
Ambulance Aggression, Match #3: The French Connection (Marika and Monique) vs. The Stewardesses                  

The soaring, airline-themed entrance music of The Stewardesses plays and fans boo except those wearing Inferno t-shirts. The sexy European flight attendants make their way to the ring for the second in a trilogy of tag matches before intermission in their usual navy blue stewardess uniforms, wheeling their carry-on bags full of diabolical torture devices behind them. Blonde haired, brown eyed Natasha is 5’6” while Simone is 5’5” with brunette hair and blue eyes. The bad girls unpin their bunned hair and shake their heads to let their gorgeous locks cascade down then strip off their flight attendant skirts to reveal their wrestling outfits: navy blue two piece leotards with matching wresting shoes and suntan pantyhose. The veteran heels, who might be the best UWWL team to have never held tag team gold (they’ve been close many times), would love to spoil the debut of this new babyface team, featuring the turncoat Monique. 

Speaking of this new team, Channing introduces Monique and internet champ Marika of The French Connection as the French national anthem plays… 

 …and babyface fans pop as the two cuties emerge through the curtain together for the first time in scrumptious blue-white-red striped French flag thong bikinis, matching wrestling boots, and shimmery clear tights with blue capes flowing behind them. Monique is cute as a button at 5’7” with shorter, stylish brunette hair and a killer smile. Fans are used to seeing her partner Marika in her yellow bikini and this new outfit is skimpier, much to the delight of the crowd. The 5’9” Marika has the silver-on-a-blue-strap 24/7 belt around her waist, a belt she has held for an impressive amount of time given how she has to constantly fend off challenges (even at the supermarket against her upcoming opponent Natasha). Marika is still a little sore after she was attacked for the silver belt by Anna of The Russian Babes last week during an interview for UWWL Insider magazine. Anna (with a ref and camera crew in tow) jumped Marika during the interview and beat her up pretty bad, but Marika – who was in a skirt and heels – turned the tide and ultimately survived the challenge to her precious internet title when she superplexed the brunette Russian model off a lighting rig and then pinned her on the studio carpet.

Marika tries to shake off her soreness as she high fives her cute, younger partner who goes out to the apron. Marika glares across the ring at Natasha and smirks as she gets ready to get revenge on the evil flight attendant bitch for that supermarket attack. Natasha is one of the most sadistic and dangerous women in the bad girl locker room and is a master of female torture – she once tortured Lauren’s breasts with reverse-barbed spines from the world’s most painful cactus – so Marika knows she has to be careful as they lock up in a collar and elbow.

The gorgeous, dark-haired good girl is bigger and stronger so she backs Natasha into the ropes and then clubs her across the upper chest. The two warriors have a heated chop exchange that can be heard at the merch table, leaving red streaks across their impressive chests, until Natasha uses the UWWL’s heel-favoring loose rules to knee Marika in the cunt, and the taller French Connection member gasps. Everybody saw that interview attack so Natasha knows how Anna reached her hand into Marika’s panties and raked up her pussy real good; there’s no way she’s 100% down there. 

Natasha follows up on the crotch blow by grabbing Marika, hoisting her up, and then giving her a vagina slamming reverse atomic drop. Marika slinks off Natasha’s knee, her face ashen. Natasha then lifts up Marika’s cute little French flag booties, spreads her shiny legs, and stomps her already sore crotch to oblivion. Maybe the months of punishment from constantly fending off challengers has finally caught up to the internet champ... 

Sneak Preview of "Secret Wars: Marika vs. Dina"

The doorbell rings. 

Dina turns to her boyfriend – who she took from her arch rival Marika when she beat her in a hell in a cell match in Tokyo – and says, “It’s late, who could that be?”

Dina, who’s watching television on the couch with her new man with her feet propped up on the coffee table, gets up to answer the door. She goes up the stairs from the living room to the foyer, looks through the eye hole, and sees… HER, along with a referee and a small camera crew – and the silver UWWL internet championship belt slung over Marika’s shoulder. Dina’s hated arch rival, the 5’10” exotic French beauty with long, slightly curly dark hair and mesmerizing brown eyes, is in a long jacket with nude stockings and high heels peeking out the bottom.

Dina Puccini, the shorter Italian goddess with shoulder length, slightly curly dark hair and brown eyes, fumes when she sees her worst enemy, but also smirks to herself because she’s ruined the slut’s life.

Marika is here to correct that somewhat, and get part of her life back.

Dina’s boy toy senses that his sexy girlfriend (who’s in revealing silk pajamas) is upset, so he turns the TV off and says, “What’s going on, babe? Who is it?”

Dina gives him a “hold on a minute” gesture and then undoes the deadbolt and opens the door slightly, with the chain extended, and says, “What the FUCK are you doing here?”

Marika says, “I’m here to give you a shot at this”, and pats the UWWL’s 24/7 championship belt.

A skeptical Dina says, “What’s the catch?”

“All I want in return is my car back. I’ll put up the belt if you put up my old car. Right here, right now.”

Dina scoffs and says, “The internet belt is 24/7 so anybody can challenge you for it whenever they want. Why should I risk losing the car?”

Marika smirks at her worst enemy through the door opening and says, “I’ve had this belt for months – if you could have taken it by now then you would have. You’ve never been a champion, and believe me it feels great to finally win a belt. I know how much you’d love to be a champ, especially if you beat me for it.”

Dina scowls, but undoes the chain and opens the door. Marika is right – she’s giving her a golden opportunity to finally win a title after being so close so many times, and Dina doesn’t even drive Marika’s old yellow BMW convertible very much. She hates yellow.

Marika cautiously makes her way into her old house, feeling nostalgic, and the camera crew and blonde UWWL ref (who’s not happy about being woken up for this) come in behind her. 

Marika’s former house (and Dina’s new house) is a split level home, so when you first enter the house the foyer is on a middle level with one set of stairs going down to a cavernous living room with a couch, fireplace, and television (and a powder room and laundry room in the back) and the other set of stairs goes up to a dining room, kitchen, a family room with couches, and then a long hallway with bedrooms – where Dina fucks Marika’s former man. Both sets of stairs have black metal railings with vertical black bars beneath. 

The bigger Marika got the better of Dina early in their nasty feud, but then she went on a losing streak at the worst possible time; Marika lost her precious car, and then this house, and then finally her man across three straight defeats to her arch rival that effectively ruined her life. She loved her BMW convertible and has missed it very much, so she devised this plan to give Dina a shot at the internet belt for a chance to redeem one of those devastating losses – and it would feel great to successfully defend a championship belt against her worst enemy. Marika would truly feel like a champion, and it would validate all the terrible things she’s been through. 

Right now Marika feels like she’s at her peak as a wrestler, and she’s overflowing with confidence. Nobody thought it would be possible for someone to hold the 24/7 UWWL title as long as Marika’s held it. She’s needed to have eyes in the back of her head with bad girls constantly trying to attack her, everywhere she goes – but she’s fended off all challengers so far. Corvette from The Trucker Bitches, one of the sneakiest women on the UWWL roster who recently attacked her rival Gabby of The Ballerinas at her dance studio, followed Marika in public with a ref and camera crew in her truck all the way to Marika’s house and attacked the champ for the belt in her own driveway. Marika was taken aback at first and took some serious punishment, but finally defeated the raven haired spitfire by slamming her off of her porch and onto some prickly bushes, and then pinned her on her own front lawn to retain the title as fans watched the live stream. 

The worst incident was when Marika was at the grocery store food shopping when blonde Natasha from The Stewardesses just randomly saw her, and figured it was her chance to finally win a belt. Marika was in the frozen food section when the Inferno member blindsided her and slammed her pretty face into a glass freezer case, cracking the glass. Natasha opened the case, put Marika’s head into it, and slammed the freezer door shut onto her head repeatedly. Then Natasha tossed Marika – who was a bloody mess at this point – into a bin full of frozen meat and beat her senseless as shoppers looked on in disbelief. Natasha finally pulled a battered, overwhelmed Marika out of the bin by the hair, tucked her head between her legs, hoisted her up, and gave her a pile driver onto the supermarket’s linoleum floor (leaving a blood stain). Natasha then straddled Marika, slapped the floor three times to indicate a pin, and took the silver belt out of Marika’s bag. Alas, Natasha didn’t follow the rules so it was not a legal title change – the impromptu fight was not live streamed, and there was no sanctioned UWWL ref. So Monica made Natasha give the belt back. The incident has made the UWWL executive committee (Monica, Channing, and Katie) re-think the belt’s rules; they might do away with the need for a UWWL sanctioned ref in the future to give challengers more opportunities. As long as someone is there to slap a pin or listen for a submission/watch for a tap out then the title can change hands as long as the fight is recorded.  

Because Natasha kicked the champ’s ass at the grocery store Monica gave her a for real title shot at a house show one week after the incident, and Marika showed up with a bandage on her head and a desire for revenge. Marika requested a steel cage to keep Natasha’s Inferno teammates out, and the blonde fight attendant agreed. It was a really tough match and Marika took lots of punishment while getting gradually stripped nude and having her already gashed head raked raw on the cage, but the bloody French babyface prevailed after giving the challenger a spine shattering superplex from the top of the cage and then draping her naked, sweat slick body across the bad girl for a pin. Another successful title defense for Marika, her toughest one yet. 

And then a major event happened at the last pay-per-view: Marika defended the internet belt against Bridget from The Noblewomen in a France vs. England grudge match that Monica set up. Two pay-per-views ago The Noblewomen (Bridget and the French babe Monique) suffered their most humiliating loss ever to The Silver Bullets, and afterward they were forced to spend the rest of the night folded up and bound with flag poles stuffed into their vaginas. It was unbearable for them, and they haven’t been the same since. So Bridget had frail confidence while Marika was at her most confident ever, and the bitchy dirty blonde Brit walked into a slaughter. Marika wrestled one of the most masterful performances of her career and annihilated Bridget, finishing her off with one of her perfectly executed superplexes to defend her silver belt yet again. 

After the bell Bridget’s longtime tag partner Monique came down to the ring, and Marika stood there with her freshly defended internet belt around her waist as Bridget got up wincing and holding her back. Bridget looked at Monique and then pointed at Marika, as if ordering her to beat the champ up and challenge her for the 24/7 belt, but then Monique walked up and kicked Bridget in the pussy! Bridget doubled over with her pretty face contorted in both pain and shock, in disbelief over being betrayed by the woman who’s been by her side for years.

Then Marika and Monique went up to Bridget and gave her a double vertical suplex, splattering the Union Jack bikini-clad Brit’s back into the mat. Fans were stunned. Monique reached down, grabbed her former partner’s dirty blonde hair, and pulled up her head so she could say (in French) right into her face, “I’m tired of you holding me back… we’ve been teaming for a decade with nothing to show for it, and it’s time for a change…” then Monique pulled Bridget up, kicked her in the belly, and she and Marika gave her another devastating double vertical suplex that rattled the ring.  

The UWWL’s two French babes then got up and high fived each other, lording over a pain-squirming Bridget. Marika called for a mic and then said, “I’d like to introduce you to the UWWL’s newest babyface…” Monique struck a sexy pose and blew a kiss to the crowd “…and the UWWL’s newest tag team: The French Connection! We’re putting every bad girl team on notice, and we’re going after the U.S. tag team titles…”

So Marika is really hitting on all cylinders right now, as she’s not only in the midst of an impressive internet title reign but she also has a formidable new tag team with their sights set on gold. 

 

Back to the present, a pensive Dina says, “Alright, so you’re putting up the belt for a chance to win your car back.”

“Right. I don’t care about this house anymore because it’s tainted by the stench of your whore cunt, and I especially don’t care about that asshole…” Marika points to her former man without even looking at him “…I just want my car back. Title vs. car, take it or leave it.”

Dina says, “Okay, you’re on bitch.” Dina goes over to her purse, pulls out the key to Marika’s yellow BMW, and puts it on a small table in the foyer. 

Marika kisses her silver belt and rests it next to the key. 

Dina then says, “Let me go get changed… I’ll be back soon to kick your ass, again.”

Marika grins, undoes her long coat, and slips it off to reveal a succulent yellow lingerie set with nude thigh high stockings. The camera operators set up and get ready to stream the fight live over the UWWL web site, while the blonde ref – part of Monica’s small army of ditzy eye candy – strips down to black and white lingerie.

Dina returns, walking from the long hallway toward the kitchen and dining room in a white silk bathrobe. The cameras are now rolling, and this fight for the UWWL internet championship is now being streamed live for free over the UWWL website. Dina stands in the upstairs family room and slowly removes her robe, revealing a lovely white lace lingerie set with nude thigh high stockings. Marika makes her way up the stairs to the family room in her own yellow catfight lingerie, and the two women who despise each other more than language can convey have a tense stare down with their fists up.

There’s no bell, so the ref simply says, “Fight!” – and this championship battle is underway...