Sneak Preview of "Barbed-Wire Beatdown" starring The Farmer's Daughters

Barbed-Wire Beatdown
by DG 
 

            Smoke and the smells of liquor and sweat fill the air in the dank, packed bar that hosts developmental events for Monica’s Underground Women’s Wrestling League. A few gorgeous young women, vying for the hope of signing a lucrative UWWL contract, have already been taken away on stretchers to ambulances that circle the building on fight nights. 

            Inside the ring two women – a blonde and a bitchy looking redhead – are chained together nude with dog collars around their necks, throttling each other with handfuls of thick metal links as bloodthirsty fans scream for violence. It’s deafening in here, and it’s hot under the lights so sweat drips from the slick bodies of these stunningly beautiful women. 

            The naked blonde in the ring is none other than the blonde Hooters Girl, who challenged her longtime rival Hooters waitress to this fight after years of animosity, with the man they both covet as the prize. Blondie has the dubious distinction of having the longest winless streak in the history of women’s wrestling, recently going past the 0-125 mark, and the redhead loves to taunt her about it at work (while doing everything else she can to make her shifts at the local Hooters restaurant as annoying as possible, like taking her big tip tables and stealing spare pantyhose out of her locker). Blondie takes enough abuse in the ring that she doesn’t want to deal with it at work, and decided that enough was enough. So she approached Monica about fighting the firecrotch bitch, and Monica agreed - but decided to make it a naked dog collar match to spice things up. The winner will get the man they both want and will also be able to boss around the loser at work for the next month, humiliating her however she can. Monica scheduled this dog collar fight as the penultimate match on tonight’s card, and here we are.

            The blonde Hooters girl is the weakest and most pathetic jobber of all time, but she’s still an experienced fighter while her rival has never had a real fight before. Yet the crimson haired vixen is holding her own, and the fight’s been dead even. Blondie has had more sustained offense in this match than she’s ever had before, but will it be enough to finally end the longest losing streak of all time?

            She hopes it will be as she tosses her rival waitress into the ropes, puts up the chain connecting them, and clotheslines the bitch with the chain. The bad girl drops to the mat (grimy with blood and pussy juice stains from a night of vicious brutality) clutching her throat and coughing, only for her eyes to bug out as the blonde wraps some of the chain around her throat and drags her nude body across the mat. Blondie finally unwinds the chain, wallops the bitch with some of it, and then splashes down for one of the first covers she’s ever made in her disastrous career – but the firecrotch bitch kicks out at two.

            The blonde Hooters Girl pulls the redhead to her feet with the chain around her throat, and then leaves her standing on wobbly legs as she backs into the ropes and gets ready to brain her with a handful of chain - possibly cracking her skull. But the bad girl has other ideas as she gathers up some of the chain herself and swings an underhand blow right up between the blonde’s legs to WALLOP her in the cunt! The blonde Hooters Girl’s gorgeous face freezes in agony as she stops in her tracks, and then slowly droops to the mat holding the crotch that the most sadistic heels alive have worked on for years. Blondie’s pussy is her weak spot, and the redhead knows it. She’s endured every kind of torment imaginable down there, including Erica’s pear of anguish, and she’s been torture-fucked after the bell with every kind of punishment dildo you can think of.

            The crimson vixen wraps some chain around her right fist and pummels the Hooters Girl until blood trickles down her pretty face. Then the bad girl pulls her up to her bare feet by the hair, wraps some chain around her own knee, puts the blonde in a bear hug, and then hoists her up… and DRIVES her crotch onto her chain-wrapped knee for a cunt crushing reverse atomic drop! Red then shoves the slut off her knee, wraps the chain around her throat, pulls her up, and then tosses her nude body over the top rope to HANG her with the chain! The blonde Hooters Girl dangles over the ropes gagging and clutching her throat with fans taking pictures and videos.

            The bad girl eventually can’t hold her rival up anymore so she lets go of the chain, making the blonde crumple to the dirty floor right in front of the fans – who are closer to the ring here than at the main UWWL club. The redhead climbs over the top rope, and then drops down to the floor to whip the blonde with the chain and then drag her around the floor by the throat as more fans take pictures, with some grabbing her tits and trying to finger her. The heel pulls her foe up, bashes her bloody head into the steel post, and then rolls her back into the ring before slithering under the bottom rope after her.

            Inside the ring the bad girl threads the chain under Blondie’s legs, waits for her to struggle up to her feet, and then pulls the chain up to RIDE it between her legs! She then runs the chain back and forth in a saw-like motion to use it like pussy floss! The blonde’s face contorts in agony as her hyper-sensitive cunt gets chafed.

            The bad girl eventually knocks the blonde down with a nasty blow, spreads her legs, gathers up a handful of chain with a sadistic grin, and then uses the handful of chain like a club to BASH Blondie’s pussy repeatedly… until she passes out in abject agony, likely with a bruised or even broken pubic bone. The crimson vixen then drags the blonde to the dead center of the ring, makes sure she’s spread eagle – posing her like a human doll – and then puts a bare foot across her body while striking a victory pose. The ref drops to her knees and counts: One! … … … … Two! … … … … … Three!

            Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

            The blonde Hooters Girl’s record losing streak has been extended, against her worst enemy – who’s never even stepped into a wrestling ring before. And now she’s lost her man, and the redhead is going to make her shifts at Hooters a living hell for the next month by making her wear an excruciating sandpaper vibrating dildo under her pantyhose and many other things.

            The redhead stands there with a satisfied grin of victory as a ring tech removes the dog collar from her throat. She requests that he leave the collar on the beaten blonde bitch, and he’s fine with that. The winner kicks the loser out of the ring under the ropes, follows her out, pulls her up to all fours, straddles her like a pony, and then takes Blondie on a humiliating victory ride all over the bar, using the chain like reins and using a strand of it to beat her ass if she doesn’t crawl fast enough. Fans slap her ass and reach under to honk her tits as she gets ridden around. The redhead finally rides the beaten loser right through the curtain, and it’s time for tonight’s tag team main event featuring the beloved Farmer’s Daughters making a homecoming to the developmental league where they got their start.

 

There’s an intermission before the main event so ring techs can put barbed wire around the ropes on three sides (leaving the side closest to the entrance curtain open so people can get in and out of the ring), with one side of the barbed wire rigged to explode – but the wrestlers don’t know which one.

Farm-like banjo music plays, and good girl fans go nuts for the popular rookie team from their daddy’s farm in Nebraska. The cute-as-a-button babyfaces come through the curtain to a rousing ovation, smiling and waving to the crowd – proud to make this homecoming to the developmental league where their careers got started (yet where they also took some of the most savage beatings fans have ever witnessed). The Farmer’s Daughters are now making big bucks on Monica’s main roster, and they’ve been on a few pay-per-views… yet they’ve still never cleanly won a match by pinfall or submission. That won’t do them any favors in the good girl locker room here, and it makes bad girls hate them even more.

But most fans don’t care about backstage politics, and they just eat up the gorgeous teenage farm girls – who bounce to the ring in their red and white checkered tops and skimpy denim shorts that show off their asses nicely. Older sister Delaney is 5’6” with long, slightly curly blonde hair and wrestles in little white shoes with sheer nude pantyhose beneath her denim shorts, and of course she has that massive pair of natural tits that bad girls love to target. Her barely legal sister Annie wrestles barefoot and is 5’4” with brunette hair worn in her trademark pigtails; she might be the cutest babyface in all of women’s pro wrestling. Both of The Farmer’s Daughters have baby blue eyes that make good girl fans melt.     

The babyfaces finish high fiving and hugging fans while posing for pictures, and then cautiously make their way into the barbed-wire wrapped ring through the open side. They have quite a history with their sadistic opponents tonight, and the two teams absolutely despise each other. The Farmer’s Daughters have won almost every match in the feud… by disqualification, but they took such inhuman beatings in those fights that you can’t really call them victories.

Speaking of their opponents, instead of coming through the curtain from the locker rooms a few ring techs go over to a metal garage door against a far wall of the bar that’s used to receive deliveries, and open it up. Then a combination ambulance and law enforcement van that says “State Hospital” on the side slowly backs into the bar while making a beeping sound, as aggressive death metal music plays throughout the bar.

After the ambulance backs all the way into the bar a pair of muscular male orderlies in navy blue hospital scrubs get out of the van holding cattle prods with thick dog handler gloves, and they go around the back to open it up and let Crowbar and Icepick of Death Metal Incorporated out of their cages for tonight’s match.

Then a pair of four inch high heels comes through the open van door, and out steps the most beautiful Latina you’ll ever see in your life: Nina, the lawyer and manager of Death Metal Incorporated. She has brown hair that goes just past her shoulders, alluring brown eyes, and scrumptious legs that go up to the moon with a skirt so short that if it was any shorter she’d be arrested for indecent exposure. She also has on a stylish, business suit-like blazer, and she’s carrying her trademark clipboard with a fountain pen clasped horizontally to the top. Her nickname is “No Time Nina” because she’s such a brilliant criminal lawyer that most of her clients end up serving no jail time. Crowbar and Icepick, who are sisters just like their opponents tonight, are serving long sentences at the state insane asylum because they constantly hear voices that tell them to hurt other women – and one day out in public they gave in to the voices and almost killed a pair of poor sorority girls. Nina struck a deal with Monica to sign them out of the asylum on an intermittent work release program so they can wrestle their matches.

The orderlies carefully open the back of the van, and fans can hear loud screaming coming from inside. Crowbar and Icepick are each in a one woman shark cage, thrashing about in strait jackets and screaming to be let free. Older sister Crowbar, whose real name is Carrie, is 5’6” and has poofy jet black hair that looks like she stuck a finger in an electric socket, while her 5’5” younger sister Icepick – or Izzy – has hair that’s similar but dyed white, making her look right out of a 1980’s biker gang. Izzy’s hair is very similar to legendary guitarist Jennifer Batten when she was young. The Death Metal girls have Road Warrior-like face paint and wrestle in ripped and tattered gray thong leotards with black tights and black biker boots that have silver buckles on them. They’re really beautiful young women beneath all the crazy. 

The orderlies lower the shark cages from the back of the truck, open the cages while holding their cattle prods at the ready, and Nina goes around to get her team ready for the fight. Nina has an unusual calming influence on Carrie and Izzy, because she’s one of the only people they trust along with their psychiatrist. 

Annie and Delaney stand in the ring with their arms folded as they watch this display, which they’ve seen before. They HATE the Death Metal sisters.

Channing (who also works these smaller developmental league shows) stands in the ring in a lovely red evening gown and introduces Death Metal Incorporated, who haven’t been called up to the main roster yet because they lose most of their matches by disqualification. Crowbar and Icepick are so broken from reality that they have trouble understanding the rules of pro wrestling, and concepts like “tagging” and “pinning”. But they sure as hell know how to hurt good girls, and the two in the ring are their favorite targets. Although they’ve lost most of their matches to The Farmer’s Daughters by disqualification they do hold one clean win over them, in a match the farm girls actually came up with called a “cow bell match” in which a wrestler has to climb a stepladder and ring a dangling cowbell to win. Annie and Delaney reckoned that the bad girls would be too insane to figure out that rule, but they didn’t count on Crowbar’s desire to obtain what she saw as a weapon. So with the good girls down, beaten up, and stripped nude Crowbar climbed up the ladder and grabbed the cowbell, pulled it off the hook, and then leaped down from the top of the ladder to BRAIN poor Delaney so hard that she cracked the bell! That vicious move rang the cowbell, while also making Delaney a bloody mess, and Death Metal Incorporated got a rare victory – making Nina happy to get that winning fight purse. Nina likes managing Carrie and Izzy because they don’t really care about money or have any use for it since they live in adjacent padded cells, so Nina takes most of their earnings.

Back to the present, Nina hands Crowbar a crowbar and hands Icepick her trusty ice pick, and then simply points at Delaney and Annie in the ring as the orderlies undo the strait jackets. That’s all the direction Death Metal Incorporated needs, especially in this tornado style barbed-wire match with no tagging, no count outs, and no disqualifications. As soon as their strait jackets are off completely Crowbar and Icepick run toward the farm girls screaming at the top of their lungs with their namesake weapons in hand, with fans on their feet going wild...

  "Barbed Wire Beatdown" by D.G. will be released in July, 2022