UWWL Calendar: September (The Beach Babes)

Labor Day is a popular beach weekend so The Beach Babes are our UWWL wrestlers for September. This is a legendary babyface tag team with quite a bit of history. The original lineup (see below; Alyssa is on the left and Heidi is on the right) involved Alyssa and Heidi as part of Becky’s Angelfire stable. The two good girls had many tag team wars with The Hellcats, especially their hated rivals Alana and Trisha of The Wrecking Crew (who unfortunately got the best of the sexy beach gals most of the time, including when they slaughtered the sexy beach girls in an utterly humiliating steel cage mud match). Then Mindy put Alyssa into retirement when she put her in a full nelson while topless and scraped her supermodel face and tits to chum on a steel cage not once but twice. 

Rumors have been swirling that Alyssa is considering a comeback because Mindy ruined her modeling career so she has nothing to lose, and those rumors are apparently true: much to the delight of UWWL fans The Beach Babes plan to reunite and take a run at the United States tag team titles. However, they'll have to go through the dreaded Russian Babes to meet their goal - and Monica plans on having the two teams collide on a beach volleyball court at a raucous tiki bar, with the losing team having beach umbrellas impaled into their vaginas. This match will take place in an upcoming story called "Battle of the Babes".