April's Newsletter
Hello, everyone.
I made no April fool's joke because this is a serious place where serious things happen.
Now, before we proceed, let us look at funny memes summarizing March's smut.
Though Maria Is Invincible came out in April, it is a March story as far as I am concerned. So, I included it below as well.
A Memefied Summary of March's Smut
Probably No Prompt Poll This Month
We'll PROBABLY not have a Prompt Poll this month, as I am quite packed already. However, if we don't have one this month, we'll definitely have one next month.
I haven't decided yet if it'll be an OC-only prompt or not, but BWC x Asian Female prompts are definitely banned since they won twice in a row - a new phenomenon around these parts. We've had multiple BWC x Asian winners before (Speak Softly And Carry A Huge Fucking Stick, Giving Everything Away, Living Life Without Regrets), but it's the first time we've had two in a row.
I don't know if the Bleached tag itself should be banned, however. I wonder if BWC x Black Female feels the same as BWC x Asian Female? I am unsure.
Let me know your thoughts below if you so wish.
Casual Review Of March Polls
Okay, actually, it was an April poll since I ran it on April 1st, but let's pretend it was in March.
I ran a poll in March (shut up) to see how many of you have read specific OC BBC-focused stories of mine. Most of them were Subscribestar series, but a couple were commissions.
I was actually surprised with how relatively even the results were. Barring one story, they all did pretty well. It seems the most read one was Tiffany Goes Back To College, and the second most read one was House Of Temptations.
The former is a commission and I can easily see why it is so popular, but I'm always surprised by the big interest in the latter since I went out of my way to make it so complicated and weird xD. I'm glad you all like it. I look forward to writing Chapter 4 when I get to it.
Also, I now realize I should have titled the Tiffany story "Tiffany Goes Black To College". Past me is a failure.
The last spot went to Behind The Closed Door. That said, I don't think this reflects poorly on the story, as much as it's a recency bias. It was a one-shot and came out a long time ago, back when I still used NovelAI V1. I remember it did very well when it first came out.
Now, you might be wondering why I ran this random poll out of nowhere. Consider it the whims of a mad Usurpman.
...Also, you'll probably find out why in a few days if future me doesn't change his mind.
Update: AI Images As A New Benefit For Merchant Tier?
In the last Newsletter, I commented that I was considering extra AI images as part of a new benefit for the Merchant Tier, which I would probably include in the Discord channel 'Emporium of Degeneracy' (exclusive to Merchants).
Ultimately, I think I probably won't do it. Like it or not, it takes time off my day, and I'd rather budget my hours for more writing/revising/outlining/making images for the stories themselves.
The Discord channel still exists. Maybe I'll keep it there for some other idea in the future.
Two Prompts For Crowdfunding
Finally, I wanted to bring up a special offer I made in the Winners Announcement post of March's Prompt Poll.
There is a prompt that many, many people liked but did not win, to the point that we had a crazy tie-breaker poll. Now, I've never done this before, but if enough people are willing to crowdfund it, I'd be willing to find some room in one of my queues for as early of a slot as I can.
Here is the prompt:
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(High School Of The Dead) The world has ended. Darius – an English teacher at Fujimi High School – is one of the last few staff alive in the zombie apocalypse. With his students dead or dying, he had only one path available: find female survivors and breed them – like the nurse and student he’s already fucked around with – and get rid of weaklings who might get in the way. (BBC, Big Tits, Big Ass, Student/Teacher, Breeding, Slurs, NTR, Corruption, Harem, Interracial, Dirty Talk, Violence, Humiliation, Spanking, Deepthroat, Choking, Public, Anal, Creampie)
I don't know if the story would be directed by me or one of the crowdfunders or the original prompter or whoever. That can be sorted out afterward. For now, I'm keeping the door open if enough people are willing to fund it. Let's say we need around 20,000-25,000 words to write it out properly, and my rate is 20 USD/1,000 words, so 400-500 USD.
At least one person already offered to cover 5,000 words. If you are interested, DM me, or comment below, or e-mail me at
[email protected]. I'll figure out the rest once we have enough people.
Also, it's probably obvious, but don't go sending me any money until I say it's a go.
There is ANOTHER prompt that I'm also willing to write if people are willing to fund it. This one did not make it to the second phase of the Prompt Poll, but I really liked it for its smutty and comedic potential. Also, it involves dark-skinned muscle mommies, and we can always have more of those. Maybe we should have an Ebony-only Prompt Poll.
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(OC) At Bronze Bells, Women of any background may come to train and workout without the limits of society and a gaze upon them. Outside of the gym, it’s known as a cesspool of overly violent women held together by shared ferocity and shaded complexions, be it tanned or natural. To others, an exclusive club of dark-skinned dommy mommies. But for one man unaware of the public view, are just a bunch of skittish, introverted, and awkward ladies. (Light/Wholesome, Comedy, Oblivious MC, Interracial, BWC, Tall x Short, Large/Tall Women, Muscular Women, False Façades, Femcels, Girl Failures, Soft Maledom, Femsub, Tall/Muscular/Shaded Female Appreciation, Masturbation, Slow Harem, Orgy, Marathon Sex, Lovemaking, Condomplay)
Same deal. Let's say it needs around 20,000-25,000 words. This one would probably have to be a series too. If enough people are interested, we can figure the details out afterward.
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With this, April's Newsletter is concluded! Chapter 8 of Adding A BBC To The Family is progressing rapidly, and I hope to have drafts this week. Also, two big commissions are early in the works as well.
I post updates often in the Updates channel of the Discord server. You do not need to be a subscriber to see that one.
April shall be a great month for smut. I'll do my best.
As always, thank you all for your continued support!