For all my forearm flexing fans who have asked for spin-offs, here they are! I'll give you far smuttier versions of past episodes that take an entirely new direction from the main series every month to keep that hand busy.

In addition to the above, I'll open up a monthly poll for you to vote on which girl you'd like to see more of. If there's any issues with plot continuity, I'll post the episode here first for you to devour and douse - possibly months before anyone else sees it.

For the extra generous fans who requested this tier. It's very humbling to know that you like the way I use my fingers. You'll have access to all of the above, as well as my undying gratitude.

Have an idea for your very own customized piece of erotica with you starring as the main character in and around the McCarthy house? I've got you covered.