🔓 [Finished Piece] "Upgraded!" #8

From: support@binsk․limbsys․cum
Subject: Please find attached - a friend!
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Community. Togetherness. Friendship.

These are the three pillars at the heart of Binsk's mission of bringing communities together, in friendship. Now, more than ever, it is vital that we, as a community, come together as a community, and stand together. And friednship.

{user:Name}, you may be aware of certain rumors* circulating online, baselessly asserting that the Binsk Corporation has been mistreating members of its Community Fuck Toy Program by "denying them any chance to contact friends or family for months, or even years, without a word of warning."
Obviously, nothing could be further from the truth, given our three foundational tenets above (community, togetherness, friendshop) -- and to prove it, Binsk Limbsys is excited to announce the new Binsk Buddy Initiative!

The Binsk Buddy Initiative (BBI) will provide you with an optically optimal number of hours each week** to spend together with your BFF (Binsk Fastened Friend). Chosen by our advanced algorithm based on your recorded personality profiles, interests, and above all, limb-port model and configuration, you and your BFF will be the perfect fit for each other!
And while you may be physically incapable of reaching out and touching your BFF in any meaningful way, our patented Friend Fastener Force Feedback feature will ensure you'll always be able to feel each other trying!

We understand that some detractors may still feel inadequately placated by this initiative, instead getting caught up on minor details like "what about the Fuck Toy's preexisting friends and family who still wish to see them?" To which the Binsk Corporation magnanimously responds: a new livestream section has been added to the Binsk Limbsys homepage, where you can watch all your favorite BBI participants, live and on-demand, for free***!

Binsk Limbsys: Bringing people Together. 
Through Community. 
And Friendchip.

*If you are a member of the Community Fuck Toy Program, you may not be aware of these rumors. If you have made yourself aware of these rumors without prior authorization, please report to your nearest handler for disciplinary action.

**Please note that you are not exempt from active use during these hours, but don't worry: our exciting 2-for-1 deal means our customers can enjoy the Binsk Buddy Initiative just as much as you!

***With ads.