Story: My boss laughed and led me into the kitchen by my leash. He took out a red dog bowl and filled it with dog food. "Come on, little girl, you said you were hungry. You didn't think you were going to get human food, did you? 

You know, that's bad for dogs, and I don't want anything bad for you. Now eat!" I slowly bent down and sniffed the dog food. Well, what can I say, it smelled like fried chicken. I could feel my boss's piercing eyes on my back. He didn't want to miss a single moment of my humiliation. I closed my eyes and started to eat. 

The first two bites went down easily. But then I started to taste it and almost puked. "What's wrong, Dolly? You're not getting anything else, so don't even hope for it!" I slowly forced half of it down my throat, but I couldn't eat any more. I looked at my boss and let out a little whining sound to let him know I couldn't eat any more.

 He slowly walked over to me and patted me on the head. "You were a good girl today, Dolly. Why can't you be this obedient at work?" Steve laughed loudly and then led me out of the kitchen.

Story:  I slowly climbed out of the trunk. My legs were so stiff I could barely move them. My boss quickly attached the leash to my collar and pulled me into his house. We went into the living room, and then he said, 

"Sit, Dolly!" I couldn't move because of the pain, so I stayed still. "Now that we're home, let me tell you a few rules. Rule 1: You must crawl on all fours everywhere. Rule 2: You are not allowed to speak, only bark and whine. Rule 3: You must be an obedient dog and do everything I command. If you break any of these rules, 

I will send you home immediately and you can forget about a raise. Do you understand, Dolly?" Now I understand why my boss doesn't have a girlfriend. But since I've come this far, I'm not going to give up now. I nodded. 

"No, no, Dolly, bark if you understand." I swallowed hard. "Woof..." "Good girl. I guess you're hungry?" I nodded again. "No, Dolly, bad dog, I said you have to bark. One more time and I'll send you home." 

I quickly shook my head. "Woof woof."