Public Release: Hex Mania!
Hex Maniac (30) who is totally over the hill (30 years old) and completely undesirable (she's 30) and nobody would ever want to have sex with her (because she's 30) or make her their gloomy sex slave (because who wants washed-up hag at 30).
Also, she has a Gardevoir (male), who is totally masculine, a complete stud, and isn't at all insecure in his identity as a Gardevoir (male) with silky hair and long limbs and DEFINITELY wishes he were a Gallade instead of a Gardevoir (male). And he definitely doesn't take his stress out on his Trainer (who is 30).