“Hey You! New guy! Have you finished my paperwork yet? I left it on your desk before I went for lunch. I’m planning on leaving early today so it’s all on you!”

“Huh? Oh, I wondered what all this was. I don’t know why you think I’d do your work  for you but that’s not happening. I’ve got my own shit to do.”

“Oh, I have no doubt! By the looks of it, you’ll be staying late just to get your own work done, but I still think you’ll be doing mine, even if it takes you all night to get it all done.”

“I think you’ll even thank me for giving you the opportunity.”

“Get real lady! There’s no chance that’s happening! I see what this is! Look, you’re attractive, I’ll give you that but if you think you can wrap me around your finger, you’ve got another thing coming!”

“Oh no, my attractiveness has nothing to do with it. Though, I am flattered you think so.”

“I just happened to stumble upon your browsing history in the logs the other day and I imagine you don’t want everyone finding out about what I saw.You really shouldn’t be looking at that sort of thing on a work computer. I’m sure everyone will be fascinated to find out all about how you wish to be treated though.”

“But hey, don’t look so down. If you manage to keep me happy, maybe I’ll reward you. How does that sound?” I’d certainly have no issue treating you like that, maybe."

“Anyway, as I said, I’m leaving soon, so make sure it’s on my desk before I get in tomorrow, later bitch!"

"Oh, and I believe there was something you were going to say to me too! What do you say?”

“Uh, Thank you…” 🙄