“Listen here, loser. New rules. From now on, if you want to spend time with me, you have to wear this blindfold. And, that tiny little chastity cage between your legs stays on at all times, too.”

“Trust me, everyone will be much safer this way.”

“You don’t get a say in anything anymore. Though, based on your browsing history, I imagine you like it that way, anyway. Still, I make the rules, and there’s nothing you can do or say to stop it.”

“You’re not allowed to look, and you’re definitely not allowed to think dirty thoughts, either. Or, at least, if you do, it should be very uncomfortable for you from now on.”

“Trust me, it’s safer for everyone that way. Just don’t think about it.”

“Tell you what, though. I’d be willing to let you remove your blindfold so you can take a peek at what you’re missing, but I do have one condition.”

“It’s nothing crazy, I just want you to hand over all of your private information. Name, address, social security number, everything. That way, I can always keep tabs on you.”

“A small price to pay if you ask me.”

“Don’t worry. Sure, I’ll make a nice little record of everything I know about you, and trust me, I know a lot, but I know someone who can keep it all very safe... At least, they seem to think so.”

“I mean, sure, it would probably be pretty bad for you if someone else got their hands on that information, but what are the chances of that happening?”

“Honestly, I think you’re weird enough that you’d enjoy getting blackmailed anyway.”

“But, don’t think about all that. Just think about how much better everything will be once you can remove that blindfold.”

“Hey You! New guy! Have you finished my paperwork yet? I left it on your desk before I went for lunch. I’m planning on leaving early today so it’s all on you!”

“Huh? Oh, I wondered what all this was. I don’t know why you think I’d do your work  for you but that’s not happening. I’ve got my own shit to do.”

“Oh, I have no doubt! By the looks of it, you’ll be staying late just to get your own work done, but I still think you’ll be doing mine, even if it takes you all night to get it all done.”

“I think you’ll even thank me for giving you the opportunity.”

“Get real lady! There’s no chance that’s happening! I see what this is! Look, you’re attractive, I’ll give you that but if you think you can wrap me around your finger, you’ve got another thing coming!”

“Oh no, my attractiveness has nothing to do with it. Though, I am flattered you think so.”

“I just happened to stumble upon your browsing history in the logs the other day and I imagine you don’t want everyone finding out about what I saw.You really shouldn’t be looking at that sort of thing on a work computer. I’m sure everyone will be fascinated to find out all about how you wish to be treated though.”

“But hey, don’t look so down. If you manage to keep me happy, maybe I’ll reward you. How does that sound?” I’d certainly have no issue treating you like that, maybe."

“Anyway, as I said, I’m leaving soon, so make sure it’s on my desk before I get in tomorrow, later bitch!"

"Oh, and I believe there was something you were going to say to me too! What do you say?”

“Uh, Thank you…” 🙄