1ST MONTHLY EXCLUSIVE STORY POLL!

Yo, remember how I said I was gonna figure out a fix for losing the Time Travelling Hooker story? Here’s that solution I promised. In addition to my regular commissions, I figured it was time you guys started getting something of your own. 

How It Works: every month I’m going to set up a poll for four stories I could write. And It’ll be up to you guys to vote on which of those four you want to see. Some of them are my own ideas, some are ideas other people suggested to me, and some are continuations for abandoned commissions. 

Monthly Rotations: Don’t worry if the story you want to see doesn’t win. I don’t throw anything out. Because at the end of the next month, the three stories that didn’t win move to the next poll. So you will get the smut you want, eventually. 

Exclusivity: To be clear, every story I write for the poll system is exclusive to my paid subscribers. They’re not going up on Hentai Foundry. They’re not going up on Archive Of Our Own. They’re not going up on any other smut sites I branch out to in the future. If you see any of them posted to the public, it means somebody’s plagiarized my work and you need to tell me as soon as possible. Got it? Good.

Length: These can’t be too long because of my other projects. The current length I have planned ranges from 10k to 15k words. That’s about the length of a good sized short story. That being said, we can absolutely string together multiple “short stories” to make a bigger and more elaborate tale. 

 So with all that technical mumbo jumbo out of the way, let’s get to the fun part. Here are the stories on tap for this month;

1. Sakura the Time Travelling Hooker (Continuation): You all might know this one, but in case you don’t. This takes place in an AU of the Naruto-verse where everything basically runs on porn logic. Kunoichi have the option of going on “sex missions” (read; prostitution) for easy money. And Sakura’s a lazy bum in this universe, so instead of working hard to be a full ninja. She takes all the sex missions instead. Fast forward a couple years, and she’s thirty years old, stuck alone in a crappy apartment, no family and not many friends. And she’s super jealous of Hinata and her perfect life married to Naruto. So, after finding a time traveling ninjutsu in the Forbidden scroll, she goes back to corrupt Hinata into a slut. And then take her place as Naruto’s trophy wife. But like with all tales involving time travel, things do NOT go according to plan. The original plan for this story is that each chapter would have Sakura going back to corrupt a different woman. Only to return to the present, find herself as an even bigger bimbo, and Naruto shacked up with an even more implausible wife than the last time. No, Sakura does not take the hint, that would spoil the fun.

2. Soul Calibur 69: Ivy Valentine’s MEGAtits!: Remember that old joke about Ivy’s clothes shrinking and her boobs growing with every Soul Calibur game? Yeah, here that’s literally what happens. For this one, we fast-forward way into the future of the franchise. A degenerate future where Europe (and most of the world) is controlled by ultra-powerful mega corporations. Some real cyberpunk shit. And the only thing keeping the poor as hell underclass in line are the gladiator fights; bread, circuses, that whole deal. Winners in the fighting pits get to make ONE modification to the poor sod they beat. On top of keeping them as a sex slave for a whole week. And Ivy, with her magic sword, hundreds of years of combat experience, and ginormous knockers? She’s the queen down there, the undefeated champion who’s perverted the bodies of countless people.  Whether she keeps her crown or falls to some new fighter, well, we’ll just have to see what happens. 😉

3. Star Wars: Terror of the Latex Sex Droids!:  Takes place during the Clone Wars cartoon, Anakin is captured by a perverted twi-lek mad scientist. Naturally she’s aligned with the CIS. Jedi and Sith fascinate her, she’s obsessed with breeding an army of force warriors. And she’s built a squad of latex-covered and curvy sex droids to extract Anakin’s sperm. The droids look like women in full-body bondage gear, except they’re all machinery under the skin and sexy bits. And these cyber-skanks do not ask for consent. Also the mad scientist babe is built like the most breedable thing ever. She designed herself that way. If this one continues, we could bring in other Star Wars characters into her games too. 

4.  Aladdin and the Rule 63’d Genie: Inspired by the various female covers of the Prince Ali song; particularly Elsie Lovelock’s take (search her on youtube). Instead of finding the genie of the lamp we all know and love, Aladdin finds Jann, the genie of the ring. A blue-skinned beauty built like an absolute bimbo. A good reference to how she looks would be Paimon from Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic. Jann seems like a quirky and innocent airhead and she’s horny as hell. Can Aladdin keep his eyes on Jasmine when he’s got an absolutely stacked magic babe fawning all over him? Probably not. Worse yet, after Jafar disappears and Aladdin begins acting increasingly zombie-like, Jasmine starts to suspect that Jann has an agenda of her own. Mind you, this next part would take multiple chapters to do. So this one would be a slower burn.

Image Credits: Trampy-Hime did the Sakura bimbofication image. Saigalisk did that dee-licious Ivy Valentine image. I dunno if steelmagpie is famous or not, but he made that real nice latex suit bondage pic. And Chinjuu Hikabishi created the genie girl image, and yeah it's literally Paimon from Magi but. Come on, look at her, you just know she grips like a gorilla. ;)