DECEMBER 2024 MONTHLY POLL

Merry Christmas everyone! And happy Chanukkah. And happy Kwanzaa…wait is it happy Kwanzaa or merry Kwanzaa? Eh, happy holidays to you no matter what you celebrate. 

How It Works: every month I’m going to set up a poll for four stories I could write. And It’ll be up to you guys to vote on which of those four you want to see. Some of them are my own ideas, some are ideas other people suggested to me, and some are continuations for abandoned commissions. 

Monthly Rotations: Don’t worry if the story you want to see doesn’t win. I don’t throw anything out. Because at the end of the next month, the three stories that didn’t win move to the next poll. So you will get the smut you want, eventually. 

Exclusivity: To be clear, every story I write for the poll system is exclusive to my paid subscribers. They’re not going up on Hentai Foundry. They’re not going up on Archive Of Our Own. They’re not going up on any other smut sites I branch out to in the future. If you see any of them posted to the public, it means somebody’s plagiarized my work and you need to tell me as soon as possible. Got it? Good.
 
 Length: These can’t be too long because of my other projects. The current length I have planned ranges from 10k to 15k words. That’s about the length of a good sized short story. That being said, we can absolutely string together multiple “short stories” to make a bigger and more elaborate tale.

Polling Period: As of now, I'll be testing a 10 day polling period. Starting today on December 1st and ending on December 12th. Any of ya'll who want to vote, make sure you make your choice by the 12th. 
 

 So with all that technical mumbo jumbo out of the way, let’s get to the fun part. Here are the stories on tap for this month;
 
 

1. Haruka Gracia the Breast Expansion Addict: You know that one gif of a silver-haired anime woman with enormous boobs just strutting down a street while people flee in terror of said boobs? Yeah, this is a story about THAT character. Haruka Gracia, a woman from the moon who supposedly swelled up so massively busty because of the low gravity. Weird little fact though, apparently none of the other female characters also from the moon have knockers anywhere near Haruka’s. So, what gives? Easy! Haruka Gracia is secretly addicted to a breast-expanding cream that makes a woman’s tits swell up like balloons and cum fountains of milk. And while she has fled to earth to avoid persecution. But oh no! Apparently the highly addictive titty lotion is even easier to acquire on earth. How ever will her bra survive!? Spoiler alert, she won’t. Haruka’s gonna need a steel-reinforced corset by the end of this party.
 

2. Plus Sized Elf: How Many Calories Does Sex Burn?: Ever noticed how Rule 34 massively exaggerates the size of Kuroeda’s butt? I mean to be fair it does that to every female it gets its mitts on but, in this case, why don’t we make up a story to go behind porn!Kuroeda’s enormous, well, behind? In which Kuroeda and Elfuda’s rivalry has dragged on way, way too long. Kuroeda is scraping the bottom of the barrel to find ways to one up her light skinned counterpart. She ain’t even on Plan B anymore, she’s on Plan fuckin’ Z. And what is Plan Z? Plan Z involves roofie-ing Elfuda to make her so, SO horny that she jumps on the nearest unwrapped man sausage and gets herself pregnant. You know how hard it is to get baby weight? Real hard. But surprise surprise, through various shenanigans, Elfuda is NOT the one to drink the potion. Naoe, the protagonist guy, does, and Kuroeda ends up being the clesest female in breeding range. Oh, AND in the process of making the OMEGA-HORNY potion; she also makes a butt embiggening potion with a viscosity suspiciously similar to lube. Yes, you read that correctly; chekhov’s gun has officially been loaded.

3. Star Wars: Terror of the Latex Sex Droids!: Who likes Twi’leks? I like twi’leks, and if you’re anything like me, the thing that made you realize girls do not in fact have cooties was a technicolor space babe prancing around with girl abs befitting a swimsuit model. And what’s better than a twi’lek? Why, a mad scientist twi’lek that decides SHE will be the one sexually enslaving other species for once! With a small army of faceless sperm-harvesting dummy-thicc sex droids slash cyborgs, of course. And who else would be her first breed slave other than the chosen one himself? Yes, Anakin Skywalker will be the first to be femdommed by a diabolically breedable super genius twi’lek. So basically; Luke and Leia may end up coming out a bit…blue. If you like seeing people get transformed by sinister mystery rays of various colors, or forcibly fluffed by plush rumped/chested robot babes, you’re gonna like this one.
 

4.  Aladdin and the Rule 63’d Genie: Inspired by the various female covers of the Prince Ali song; particularly Elsie Lovelock’s take (search her on youtube). Instead of finding the genie of the lamp we all know and love, Aladdin finds Jann, the genie of the ring. A blue-skinned beauty built like an absolute bimbo. A good reference to how she looks would be Paimon from Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic. Jann seems like a quirky and innocent airhead and she’s horny as hell. Can Aladdin keep his eyes on Jasmine when he’s got an absolutely stacked magic babe fawning all over him? Probably not. Worse yet, after Jafar disappears and Aladdin begins acting increasingly zombie-like, Jasmine starts to suspect that Jann has an agenda of her own. Mind you, this next part would take multiple chapters to do. So this one would be a slower burn. But the first chapter’s definitely gonna contain high-impact genie sex.

 

CREDITS: I don’t know which absolute genius animated Haruka’s tits in Basquash, but he/she’s responsible for the gif. Chinju Hikashibi did the genie girl image. RealIsMade did the Kuroeda image. JlazarusEB did the twi’lek pic, it’s been one of my favorites for years. 

 

NOVEMBER SUBSCRIBER POLL

Oh-kay! Second ever subscriber poll is up! I'm gonna put a time constraint on this one so, you know, no crunch at the end. 

How It Works: every month I’m going to set up a poll for four stories I could write. And It’ll be up to you guys to vote on which of those four you want to see. Some of them are my own ideas, some are ideas other people suggested to me, and some are continuations for abandoned commissions. 

Monthly Rotations: Don’t worry if the story you want to see doesn’t win. I don’t throw anything out. Because at the end of the next month, the three stories that didn’t win move to the next poll. So you will get the smut you want, eventually. 

Exclusivity: To be clear, every story I write for the poll system is exclusive to my paid subscribers. They’re not going up on Hentai Foundry. They’re not going up on Archive Of Our Own. They’re not going up on any other smut sites I branch out to in the future. If you see any of them posted to the public, it means somebody’s plagiarized my work and you need to tell me as soon as possible. Got it? Good.

Length: These can’t be too long because of my other projects. The current length I have planned ranges from 10k to 15k words. That’s about the length of a good sized short story. That being said, we can absolutely string together multiple “short stories” to make a bigger and more elaborate tale.

Polling Period: As of now, I'll be testing a 10 day polling period. Starting today on november 4th and ending on november 14th. Any of ya'll who want to vote, make sure you make your choice by the 14th. 

 So with all that technical mumbo jumbo out of the way, let’s get to the fun part. Here are the stories on tap for this month;

1. Sakura the Time Travelling Hooker (Continuation): You all might know this one, but in case you don’t. This takes place in an AU of the Naruto-verse where everything basically runs on porn logic. Kunoichi have the option of going on “sex missions” (read; prostitution) for easy money. And Sakura’s a lazy bum in this universe, so instead of working hard to be a full ninja. She takes all the sex missions instead. Fast forward a couple years, and she’s thirty years old, stuck alone in a crappy apartment, no family and not many friends. And she’s super jealous of Hinata and her perfect life married to Naruto. So, after finding a time traveling ninjutsu in the Forbidden scroll, she goes back to corrupt Hinata into a slut. And then take her place as Naruto’s trophy wife. But like with all tales involving time travel, things do NOT go according to plan. The original plan for this story is that each chapter would have Sakura going back to corrupt a different woman. Only to return to the present, find herself as an even bigger bimbo, and Naruto shacked up with an even more implausible wife than the last time. No, Sakura does not take the hint, that would spoil the fun.

2. Plus Sized Elf: How Many Calories Does Sex Burn?: This' a pretty rough idea at the moment. But Plus Sized Elf is a fun-ass anime so...we're going with it. If you've seen the show, you know Kuroeda. She's the babe getting plapped in this one. Basically the end Kuroeda gets bred by the MC and all the baby weight goes to her big ol' butt. How we get there is the trick. My thinking is, she brews a "love" potion to make Elfuda super horny. Thus getting her pregnant and making her even heavier. Obviously, because this is Plus Sized Elf, karma bites Kuroeda on the ass HARD. 

3. Star Wars: Terror of the Latex Sex Droids!:  Takes place during the Clone Wars cartoon, Anakin is captured by a perverted twi-lek mad scientist. Naturally she’s aligned with the CIS. Jedi and Sith fascinate her, she’s obsessed with breeding an army of force warriors. And she’s built a squad of latex-covered and curvy sex droids to extract Anakin’s sperm. The droids look like women in full-body bondage gear, except they’re all machinery under the skin and sexy bits. And these cyber-skanks do not ask for consent. Also the mad scientist babe is built like the most breedable thing ever. She designed herself that way. If this one continues, we could bring in other Star Wars characters into her games too. 

4.  Aladdin and the Rule 63’d Genie: Inspired by the various female covers of the Prince Ali song; particularly Elsie Lovelock’s take (search her on youtube). Instead of finding the genie of the lamp we all know and love, Aladdin finds Jann, the genie of the ring. A blue-skinned beauty built like an absolute bimbo. A good reference to how she looks would be Paimon from Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic. Jann seems like a quirky and innocent airhead and she’s horny as hell. Can Aladdin keep his eyes on Jasmine when he’s got an absolutely stacked magic babe fawning all over him? Probably not. Worse yet, after Jafar disappears and Aladdin begins acting increasingly zombie-like, Jasmine starts to suspect that Jann has an agenda of her own. Mind you, this next part would take multiple chapters to do. So this one would be a slower burn.

Image Credits: Trampy-Hime did the Sakura bimbofication image. Reanlsmade the two booty-licious Kuroeda pics. I dunno if steelmagpie is famous or not, but he made that real nice latex suit bondage pic. And Chinjuu Hikabishi created the genie girl image, and yeah it's literally Paimon from Magi but. Come on, look at her, you just know she grips like a gorilla. ;)