DECEMBER EXCLUSIVE STORY: Plus Sized Elf

Phew! That was a crunch to get done! I literally just finished saving this silly little story five minutes ago. Somehow along the way Kuroeda started acting like Rita Repulsa which...wasn't actually the worst thing in my opinion. It led to some pretty funny dialogue. Also, the camels...I did not plan the camels there at all. I think that was the universe telling me to loosen up and have some fun with this one. 

Anyway, the images here are for body references. The titty one is by Kurohardt, to give an idea of how busty Elfuda ends up. The edit of applejack with a GINORMOUS butt was done originally by sunnysundown. And the one with the brunette getting choked by that big one? That's roughly how big Naoe ends up. Krekk0v did that last one.

DECEMBER 2024 MONTHLY POLL

Merry Christmas everyone! And happy Chanukkah. And happy Kwanzaa…wait is it happy Kwanzaa or merry Kwanzaa? Eh, happy holidays to you no matter what you celebrate. 

How It Works: every month I’m going to set up a poll for four stories I could write. And It’ll be up to you guys to vote on which of those four you want to see. Some of them are my own ideas, some are ideas other people suggested to me, and some are continuations for abandoned commissions. 

Monthly Rotations: Don’t worry if the story you want to see doesn’t win. I don’t throw anything out. Because at the end of the next month, the three stories that didn’t win move to the next poll. So you will get the smut you want, eventually. 

Exclusivity: To be clear, every story I write for the poll system is exclusive to my paid subscribers. They’re not going up on Hentai Foundry. They’re not going up on Archive Of Our Own. They’re not going up on any other smut sites I branch out to in the future. If you see any of them posted to the public, it means somebody’s plagiarized my work and you need to tell me as soon as possible. Got it? Good.
 
 Length: These can’t be too long because of my other projects. The current length I have planned ranges from 10k to 15k words. That’s about the length of a good sized short story. That being said, we can absolutely string together multiple “short stories” to make a bigger and more elaborate tale.

Polling Period: As of now, I'll be testing a 10 day polling period. Starting today on December 1st and ending on December 12th. Any of ya'll who want to vote, make sure you make your choice by the 12th. 
 

 So with all that technical mumbo jumbo out of the way, let’s get to the fun part. Here are the stories on tap for this month;
 
 

1. Haruka Gracia the Breast Expansion Addict: You know that one gif of a silver-haired anime woman with enormous boobs just strutting down a street while people flee in terror of said boobs? Yeah, this is a story about THAT character. Haruka Gracia, a woman from the moon who supposedly swelled up so massively busty because of the low gravity. Weird little fact though, apparently none of the other female characters also from the moon have knockers anywhere near Haruka’s. So, what gives? Easy! Haruka Gracia is secretly addicted to a breast-expanding cream that makes a woman’s tits swell up like balloons and cum fountains of milk. And while she has fled to earth to avoid persecution. But oh no! Apparently the highly addictive titty lotion is even easier to acquire on earth. How ever will her bra survive!? Spoiler alert, she won’t. Haruka’s gonna need a steel-reinforced corset by the end of this party.
 

2. Plus Sized Elf: How Many Calories Does Sex Burn?: Ever noticed how Rule 34 massively exaggerates the size of Kuroeda’s butt? I mean to be fair it does that to every female it gets its mitts on but, in this case, why don’t we make up a story to go behind porn!Kuroeda’s enormous, well, behind? In which Kuroeda and Elfuda’s rivalry has dragged on way, way too long. Kuroeda is scraping the bottom of the barrel to find ways to one up her light skinned counterpart. She ain’t even on Plan B anymore, she’s on Plan fuckin’ Z. And what is Plan Z? Plan Z involves roofie-ing Elfuda to make her so, SO horny that she jumps on the nearest unwrapped man sausage and gets herself pregnant. You know how hard it is to get baby weight? Real hard. But surprise surprise, through various shenanigans, Elfuda is NOT the one to drink the potion. Naoe, the protagonist guy, does, and Kuroeda ends up being the clesest female in breeding range. Oh, AND in the process of making the OMEGA-HORNY potion; she also makes a butt embiggening potion with a viscosity suspiciously similar to lube. Yes, you read that correctly; chekhov’s gun has officially been loaded.

3. Star Wars: Terror of the Latex Sex Droids!: Who likes Twi’leks? I like twi’leks, and if you’re anything like me, the thing that made you realize girls do not in fact have cooties was a technicolor space babe prancing around with girl abs befitting a swimsuit model. And what’s better than a twi’lek? Why, a mad scientist twi’lek that decides SHE will be the one sexually enslaving other species for once! With a small army of faceless sperm-harvesting dummy-thicc sex droids slash cyborgs, of course. And who else would be her first breed slave other than the chosen one himself? Yes, Anakin Skywalker will be the first to be femdommed by a diabolically breedable super genius twi’lek. So basically; Luke and Leia may end up coming out a bit…blue. If you like seeing people get transformed by sinister mystery rays of various colors, or forcibly fluffed by plush rumped/chested robot babes, you’re gonna like this one.
 

4.  Aladdin and the Rule 63’d Genie: Inspired by the various female covers of the Prince Ali song; particularly Elsie Lovelock’s take (search her on youtube). Instead of finding the genie of the lamp we all know and love, Aladdin finds Jann, the genie of the ring. A blue-skinned beauty built like an absolute bimbo. A good reference to how she looks would be Paimon from Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic. Jann seems like a quirky and innocent airhead and she’s horny as hell. Can Aladdin keep his eyes on Jasmine when he’s got an absolutely stacked magic babe fawning all over him? Probably not. Worse yet, after Jafar disappears and Aladdin begins acting increasingly zombie-like, Jasmine starts to suspect that Jann has an agenda of her own. Mind you, this next part would take multiple chapters to do. So this one would be a slower burn. But the first chapter’s definitely gonna contain high-impact genie sex.

 

CREDITS: I don’t know which absolute genius animated Haruka’s tits in Basquash, but he/she’s responsible for the gif. Chinju Hikashibi did the genie girl image. RealIsMade did the Kuroeda image. JlazarusEB did the twi’lek pic, it’s been one of my favorites for years.