Welcome my green little friends. You get some basic access and 1 monthly point for all your hard work. Now get moving, those sex toys won’t polish themselves.

I’ll need to keep an eye on you, won’t I? You get 2 monthly points just to keep you from causing too much mischief. Don’t make me regret it.

Well, aren’t you industrious? All that research sure pays off as you get 5 monthly points with which to contribute. Now, if you don’t mind, this gadget seems to be stuck on the low vibration setting. Fix that for me and I might even use it on you.

Hello there. It’s so nice to meet a fellow wizard. In the spirit of camaraderie, I give you 15 points a month to help guide my research into new sexnologies (yes that’s a word) and access to everything I share. Also, when it is up and running, you’ll be immortalized in my spell chamber.

My soul isn’t for sale. But if it was, you’d be on my list of potential buyers. I’ll offer you an even 50 points to keep your claws away from my soul. You also get a special spot in our gallery to share a message to the world.