[All] March's Voting Results

Normally, creches of kobolds attach themselves to mighty dragons, pledging their minds, souls, and bodies in loyalty and service just for a chance to get close to those mighty beasts. However ... dragons are quite rare these days. So it has become more common for kobolds to date non-dragon species. Usually big and mighty ones. Maybe a minotaur, maybe a chimera, hell -- in a pinch, even a tiger will do. You've just been lucky enough to score a kobold girlfriend of your very own. (Damn, she gives such good head!) Here's the thing, though. There's not really any such thing as just being with *one* kobold. They approach dating just like everything else: with pack tactics, safety in numbers. So when you invited your new kobold girlfriend over for the night, you shouldn't have been surprised to find *twenty* of them waiting at your house, already setting up nests in your cupboards. (You ask one why. "Must good prepare -- make many eggs!" she says.) ... ... It sure isn't easy dating twenty kobolds ... but it does have its upsides.

You're the best man for your best friend's wedding, and you've gone all out with the bachelor party. Just *one* little issue: the strippers you've hired just canceled at the last minute, because they're 'sick'. (Really, it probably has more to do with the business trade convention in town, bringing in higher-paying clients, but you can't prove it.) How the heck are you supposed to have a decent bachelor party without the centerpiece of the whole affair? You need to find a girl who can be a credible stripper, and fast! ... ... Thankfully, you have a sister -- a sister who owes you a big favor. ... ... Everything turns out well, really well. Disturbingly well. Why the fuck is your sister so good at giving lap dances? Sure, her pole work is a little amateurish, but she more than makes up for it with the close, in-person teases. ... ... And since you've been telling everyone all night that the stripper *isn't* your sister, that she just happens to look similar, you're in no position to refuse when the groom-to-be insists on a private dance for the best man. Even though the two of you are completely in private now, your sister seems fully committed to the bit, and it will be quite a struggle to keep things from going *way* too far between the two of you during this private dance.

He's actually a very sweet and mild-mannered young man. But thanks to having exceptionally *gifted* anatomy in a certain area, he's been co-opted to serve as the big, bad, intimidating "The Breaker" character for the local sorority, where taking his enormous cock is treated as an initiation challenge for new pledges. In ordinary life, he'd be too shy to even *look* at most of these girls. But when he has the mask on, he has to be "The Breaker" -- a big badass guy with nor morals and no mercy and only one goal: to squeeze his oversized appendage into tight little holes where it has no business being. (It's not easy for him to keep up the act ... but of course he's not going to turn it down.)

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