This Must Be On Rule 34
"Sam's here to give you the best coverage she can, and she's very hands-on. Don't be afraid to get in her face. She can take it."
This was one of the most time consuming animations I've done in Blender. And it all came down to addons. I learned quite a bit I didn't realize about Blender, E-Cycles, and addons between the two. On the plus side, I'm better prepared for the future.
There are a couple things that I missed in the end, but honestly, after all the time I spent on this I was glad to be done with it. Ms. Lewd was just phenomenal in helping me sort the problems out, and I look forward to working with them again.
Enjoy!