Hey awesome critters!

I hope this post finds you in the midst of some fantastic adventures of your own on New Year's Day. I've got some exciting news to share – a brand-new story is in the works, and I can't wait for you to dive into it with me!

Introducing Potty Pirates.

This one's been brewing in my mind for a while, and I'm stoked to finally bring it to life. I won't spill all the details just yet, but think pirates, swashbuckling shenanigans, and a dash of diapers. Trust me; it's going to be a rollercoaster of emotions, epic moments and crinkly deviousness.

But here's the really cool part – I want YOU to be a part of this journey in a special way. I'm offering all my amazing SubscribeStar subscribers a chance to snag a featured cameo in the story! Imagine your name immortalized in the pages of this adventure, maybe as a daring hero, a mysterious figure, or even a mischievous sidekick. It's a unique way for me to say thank you for your incredible support.

Now, for those who haven't joined the SubscribeStar family yet, no worries – there's still time, especially since my page hasn't been formally approved yet to take subscribers. By becoming a subscriber eventually, not only do you get exclusive access to behind-the-scenes content, early previews, and Q&A sessions, but you also increase your chances of landing that coveted cameo. Plus, you'll be supporting the creation of more stories and characters that will hopefully bring a little extra magic to your day.

Whether you're a long-time supporter or considering joining the crew, your enthusiasm and encouragement mean the world to me. So, buckle up, because this new story is just around the corner, and I can't wait to embark on this adventure of the seven seas together!

Thank you for being awesome!

Hey there, you magnificent fuzzy creatures of the internet! 🚀✨ Welcome to the VIP zone, the inner sanctum, the secret lair of wisdom, wit, and a questionable amount of questionable stains on my desk. I'm your friendly neighborhood Leo, and you've just stumbled upon the hottest ticket in town – my CrinkleCat page on SubscribeStar!

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Why should I part ways with my hard-earned cash, especially during these troubling times and a volatile economy?" Well, buckle up, because I'm about to lay down some truths that'll make you question your life choices up until this point.

First things first, I don't just write. I craft word symphonies that are so majestic, they'll make Shakespeare weep in jealousy. Okay, maybe not, but a guy can dream, right?

For real, though. I'm an AB/DL and babyfur author who has published many, many stories throughout the years for free. My financial loss. Your gain. But then, my wise friends pulled me aside one day and said, "Dude, you could make money from these!" Hey, what do you mean? How dare you suggest I actually charge people for doing something I love?

Then I decided they were right.

From mind-bending, world-building and kinky stories to sarcastic rants about the mysteries of the universe, I cover it all. It's like Netflix for your brain, minus the subscription fee. Oh, wait – there is a subscription fee here. My bad. Move along now.

By joining this elite group of connoisseurs, you're not just supporting a struggling author; you're investing in a future where words reign supreme. And let's face it, we all need a break from reality, especially when reality forgets to bring snacks. I need lots of snacks.

But wait, there's more! Subscribers get exclusive access to behind-the-scenes chaos. Ever wondered what goes on in the mind of a mad scribbler? Spoiler alert: It's a chaotic mess of ideas, coffee jitters and anti-anxiety meds, and the occasional existential crisis. You won't find this level of transparency on your average blog. Trust me, my therapist would be proud of my vulnerability.

Now, I know you're probably thinking, "Can I afford this level of literary enlightenment?" Fear not, dear reader! For the price of a fancy coffee (or a mediocre one if you're feeling frugal), you can be part of this literary revolution. And let's be honest, my words are better company than any overpriced latte or frappucino or venti or whatever.

So, what are you waiting for? Hit that subscribe button, join the league of extraordinary supporters, and let's embark on this wild journey together. Because life's too short to read mediocre stories and, well, you can never have too many virtual friends, right?

I can't wait to welcome you into this exclusive club of awesomeness. Together, we'll conquer the literary universe, one witty post at a time!

Cheers to creativity, laughter, and questionable life choices!