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Note: All the below will be available (and hyperlinked) as soon as possible! For now just think of these as 'coming soons.'
 
HINT: Want to find out what’s new this month without slowly scrolling through all this text? Easy: search for the word *NEW* and check out what’s poppin’!
Remember: Anyone can access all the benefits of not only their tier but all the tiers below them as well. If you’re in the Disciple tier ($15/month), for example, you can access the benefits of your tier as well as Voyeur ($5/month), Patreon ($1/month), and Free! 🥰

*NEW* 📖 Reader’s Guide

📺 ANIME REVIEWS

📚 BOOK REVIEWS
CASTEEL SERIES (V.C. ANDREWS)
  • 2: Dark Angel
ORPHANS SERIES (V.C. ANDREWS)
  • 1: Butterfly
MISC. (V.C. ANDREWS)
  • Forever
EROTICA
  • Gash of the Titans

🧩 CROSSWORDS
  • Phi Beta Pie!

🎮 GAME REVIEWS
  • Beyond Two Souls (PS3/PS4)
  • Dead or Alive 5: Last Round
  • Detroit Become Human (PS4)
  • Huniepop
  • Left 4 Dead (PC)
  • Lewd City Girls!
  • Mirror (PC)
  • Resident Evil Revelations Collection (Switch)
  • Streets of Rage 4 (Switch)

💖 MANGA/COMIC REVIEWS
  • Alpha Girl
  • Blade Play
  • Imori 201
  • Unbalance X 3
  • Momo-no-musume
  • Notti & Nyce
  • The Survivor
  • The Unwanted Roommate
  • Yancha Gal No Anjou-san

🎬 MOVIE NIGHT!
❓ What the heck is movie night?!
  • Fighting with My Family
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Spider-Man: Homecoming
  • Venom
  • V/H/S

Patron ($1 per month)
Thank you for supporting me!
For donating at this level, you’ll gain access to random (and usually very politically incorrect) thoughts, polls, character interviews, candid pictures, private chats, exclusive cover reveals, book release schedules, celebrity interviews, and personal tidbits about me and my life. Not to mention sex toy reviews, porn reviews, and access to the no-holes(sic)-barred “Ask Alexa!” column!
Also.
Every once in a while you’ll also receive a random perk, which can be absolutely anything. You’ll just have to wait and see, but I promise it will be good.
All for only a dollar...

📚 Book Release Schedule: 2020
📚 Book Release Schedule: 2021
*NEW* 📚 Book Release Schedule: 2022
🕶 Let’s Play: Dark Web Edition
🔖 My Bookmarks! All of them!
*NEW* 📊 Writing Game Plan

🎬 ADULT MOVIE REVIEWS
  • Mon Amour
  • Sensational Janine
  • Teenage Cheerleader

❔ ASK ALEXA!
  • *NEW* 12 Deep Questions
  • 20 Awkward Questions to Ask A Girl - (Mostly) Answered!
  • 20 Funny Questions to Ask A Girl - Answered!
  • 21 Good Questions to Ask a Girl - Answered!
  • 30 Explicit Sex Questions - Answered!
  • A little bit of everything edition!
  • Being scared into puberty, getting turned off, and edging edition!
  • Creating villains, what I do when I’m alone, and getting wet edition!
  • Dating friends, dying, and the collapse of Amazon edition!
  • List of weird questions to ask a girl

👁‍🗨 CHARACTER INTERVIEWS
  • Kira Tojo
  • Miel Eristov

💬 CHATS
  • Ask Me Anything!
  • Ask Me Anything 2!
  • Chat Time!
  • How naughty should I get?
  • It’s that time of the week again!
  • Let’s talk!
  • Let’s chat!
  • Let’s talk about masturbation...
  • Sexual Horror Stories
  • Still sleeping
  • Thoughts?
  • Tonight, I’m all yours...
  • Wanna Talk?
  • Who’s Your Favorite?
  • You know what time it is...

🎨 COVER REVEALS
  • Exitium Mundi SERIES COVER(S) REVEAL!
  • It’s better to show than tell… 😏
  • Nephilim SERIES COVER(S) REVEAL!
  • The Wencher Trilogy!

👁‍🗨 INTERVIEWS
  • Piers Anthony!
  • Tera Patrick!

💭 MUSINGS
(🖼: Picture(s) of me attached.)
  • 🖼 A few years ago...
  • A Touching Conversation
  • All I Need is You...
  • Being Drunk
  • 🖼 Bored. And a cleavage pic.
  • 🖼 Butt Naked Sunday
  • Creampies, swallowing, anal, gangbangs, double penetration, S&M, polyamory, interracial, tributes…and me.
  • Creativity Sucks...
  • Dear Motherfuckers...
  • Don’t. Give. Up.
  • Drunken Writing
  • Good News, Bad News…
  • Goodbye...
  • 🖼 Goodnight. 
  • How I Lost My Virginity
  • How I Spent My Labor Day...
  • How I Would Punish My Child...
  • How I Write A Book
  • How NOT to Start A Conversation with Me
  • I’m a Gamer Grind Co Influencer!
  • I’m back!
  • I’m Sorry!
  • 🖼 Monthly Patreon Perks. And a pic. 😏
  • My Daily Schedule
  • My Favorite Podcasts
  • My first job, and how it made me the author I am today…
  • My First Threesome
  • My new erotica author pen name! (And why I need your advice.)
  • 🖼 My New Favorite Pair of Panties
  • 🖼 My New Star Wars Panties!
  • My Real-Life Day Job (It’s Not Writing)
  • My Three Favorite Types of Porn
  • My Views on Religion
  • Orgasms
  • 🖼 Please Forgive Me. And a lingerie pic (Obviously NSFW!)
  • Popping My Cherry
  • Putting Copy and Paste to Good Use
  • Reface!
  • So I’m Dying…
  • So I’m Now A Cripple...
  • 🖼 The Birthday Suit
  • The kinds of things I deal with on the daily...
  • The Origin of Butt Naked Sunday
  • This made me melt...
  • 🖼 Throwback pics. And some noods...
  • 🖼 Trust No Bitches 
  • Valentine’s Day...
  • Why I don’t use publishing houses
  • Why I Have Insomnia
  • Why I Needed A Break
  • Why I rarely do sales…
  • Why I’m Going to Start Being a Copy & Paste Kind of Bitch...
  • Yes, I am damaged. Let me count the ways...

🎶 POETRY
  • Pain
  • Wishes & Winds

📊 POLLS
  • America’s Biggest Problem
  • How kinky are you?
  • How Long is Too Long? 😳
  • How much pron do you watch?!
  • I wanna know!
  • When you watch adult videos, do you...

🧸 SEX TOY REVIEWS
  • Cotton Candy Oral Sex Gel
  • Firefly Glass Kegel Eggs

🏁 STATE OF THE PATREON
  • August 20, 2019
  • January 23, 2020

🕹 VIDEO GAMES

Voyeur ($5 per month)
So, you like to watch.
That’s good. Healthy even. And definitely fun.
In addition to receiving the above Patron rewards, you will also receive - for free - every episode of not only my erotica series Voyeur but Exitium Mundi and the extra creepy Dark Jubilee as well.
Everyone else will have to pay for them.
Also, you’ll get sneak peeks at upcoming stories once they’re complete, months (sometimes years!) before anyone else does. These aren’t just average sneak peeks, either - we’re talking about a whopping 25% of the story.
See? Being a Voyeur is a good thing... 😉

💀 DARK JUBILEE
  • Life
  • I Killed Her
  • Breastfeeding...
  • How Do I Tell Her?
  • *NEW* The Phone

🎭 EXITIUM MUNDI
❓ WTF Is the Exitium Mundi?!
❓ The death, and beginning, of the Exitium Mundi...
  • Book 1: Everyone
  • Book 2: Lyriq
  • Book 3: April
  • Book 4: Sera
  • Book 5: Mike
  • Book 6: Jamie
  • Book 7: Everyone 2

👀 SNEAK PEEKS

👀 VOYEUR
SEASON 1
  • Episode 1
  • Episode 2
  • Episode 3
  • Episode 4
  • Episode 5 (Season Finale)
  • Season 1 (Collection)
SEASON 2
  • Episode 1
  • Episode 2
  • Episode 3

Initiate ($10 per month)
You want to be indoctrinated in the ways of the kink, don’t you?
This is a good thing, a very good thing.
As an Initiate, you’ll get not only all the rewards of the Patron and Voyeur tiers but also the constantly updated eBook version of “Alexaverse, Encyclopedia Alexannica (An Encyclopedia of the Alexaverse),” something not sold anywhere and only available to your tier and above.
And - and! - you’ll get my Erotic Urban Legends stories before anyone else, and for free on top of that! Exclusivity. Such a beautiful word.
Life is good for my Initiates…

🧾 Encyclopedia Alexannica: An Encyclopedia of the Alexaverse

🏙 EROTIC URBAN LEGENDS

Disciple ($15 per month)
Recognition awaits you, my Disciple.
Not only do you receive all of the above benefits, but you will also be credited on my website, in my monthly newsletter, and in every book I publish for as long as you’re a Disciple.
You’ll also regularly receive eBooks from either me or one of my various pen names, which covers romance, fantasy, science fiction, dystopian, horror, and (obviously) erotica.
And then there’s exclusive access to my “Writing 101 class.” Ever wanted to draw up a story and publish it in eBook, paperback, and audiobook formats? This is the perfect place to learn how!
Feel the love.

📖 DOWNLOADABLE EBOOKS
CONSTANCE WANICKI
  • Inamorata
  • Ink
LILJA CADEN
  • Control
  • Fallen Angels
  • Hot Milk
  • Our First Time
  • Shipwrecked
  • The Hottest Summer
NEPHILIM
  • Interview with A Werewolf
  • Nephilim: Prisoner
QEDESHA
  • Qedesha (Sacred Prostitution)
  • The Champion’s Gift
  • The Qedesha’s Handmaiden
  • The Qedesha Trilogy
QUICKIES
  • Cramming Sis!
  • Cramming Sis! Again!
  • Knocked Up in Prison!
  • Knocking Up the MILF
  • Naughty Professor
  • No, Daddy! I’m Not Mommy!
  • No, Daddy! I’m (still) Not Mommy!
  • Please Don’t Get Me Pregnant!
  • When Daddy Was Away!
  • Cumpilation (Volume 1)
  • Cumpilation (Volume 2)
MISC
  • Amore: A Love Story
  • Daddy’s Girl
  • Family Values
  • Girl Fight
  • Good Girls Gone Bad
  • Memoirs of a Nymphomaniac
  • Programming Sophia
  • Taboo Love
  • Taken
  • The Secret Life of Miel
  • The Siren’s Song

✍ WRITING 101
  • Part 1: What-the-fuck-is-this?! (aka, Introduction)
  • Part 2: What You Need Before You Seed (aka, What You Need to Do Before You Write)
  • Part 3: The Outline (And World / Character / Plot++ Building)
  • Part 4: Going in Raw (aka, The Rough Draft)
  • Part 5: Red, Yellow, and Green Revisions. (And why they are so important!)
  • Part 6: The Jim Hat (aka, Wrapping It All Up; aka, The Final Version)
  • Part 7: The Holy Threesome (aka, You, Your Alpha Reader, and Your Beta Readers)
  • Part 8: Sleeping with the Enemy… (aka, To Editor or Not to Editor…)
  • Part 9: Cramming it all in! (aka Making the final version of your eBook and paperback!)
  • Part 10: The Art of ePimping (aka Publishing your eBook on Amazon!)
  • Part 11: Smokin’ dem trees (aka Publishing your Paperback on Amazon!)
  • Part 12: The Art of Eargasms (aka Making your story into an audiobook!)
  • Part 13: Q&A Board! (aka, The Last Writing 101 Post!)

Devotee ($20 per month)
My Devotees deserve to be rewarded.
Not only will you get all of the above rewards, but you’ll also receive a free advanced digital copy of every book I release while you’re still a member. You’ll get it a minimum of a week before the rest of the world - sometimes even sooner. And for free.
You can’t beat free!

Scholar ($25 per month)
Being studious in the ways of the kink comes with its rewards.
Not only do you get all of the above, but you also get the right to request any paperback in my arsenal once a month and I will happily send you a signed copy of it.*
Free.
For studying purposes.
I may send something extra, too. As, you know, a study aid. ;-)
* COVID-19 NOTE: Because of recent developments with the flipping pandemic, I will not be sending signed copies of books anymore. Once everything returns to a semblance of normalcy, I will. In the meantime, I will instead send paperbacks directly from Amazon, which is safer for all parties involved. 🥰

VIP ($30 per month)
VIPs get it all. You’ll get every reward offered to all the other tiers, of course, but you’ll also get one exclusive to the VIP tier: the right to request a custom short story (2,500 to 7,500 words)! You get to dictate the characters, setting, and plot (if you want), and (as long as you keep it within the realms of legality), I’ll write it for you! You can even make yourself a character in the story if you want!
But wait, there’s more!
Every month you're a member at this level will also score you a free audiobook code that works with ANY of my audiobooks on Audible, regardless of price. And the icing on the cake? If you review the monthly audiobook you get (even clicking a star rating will do, you don't actually have to write a review), I'll give you another code. Repeat. So, basically, unlimited audiobook codes as long as you keep reviewing.
Even if you don't review, however, you'll still be getting one a month!
You are a VIP, after all..

Subscription Tiers

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Patron

Thank you for supporting me!

For donating at this level, you'll gain access to random (and usually very politically incorrect) thoughts, polls, character interviews, candid pictures, private chats, exclusive cover reveals, book release schedules, celebrity interviews, and personal tidbits about me and my life. Not to mention sex toy reviews, porn reviews, and access to the no-holes(sic)-barred "Ask Alexa!" column!

Also.

Every once in a while you'll also receive a random perk, which can be absolutely anything. You’ll just have to wait and see, but I promise it will be good.

All for only a dollar...

Unlock
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Voyeur

So, you like to watch.

That’s good. Healthy even. And definitely fun.

In addition to receiving the above rewards, you will also receive - for free - every episode of not only my erotica series Voyeur but Exitium Mundi and the extra creepy Dark Jubilee as well.

Everyone else will have to pay for them.

Also, you'll get sneak peeks at upcoming stories once they're complete, months (sometimes years!) before anyone else does. These aren't just average sneak peeks, either - we're talking about a whopping 25% of the story.

See? Being a Voyeur is a good thing... 😉

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Initiate

You want to be indoctrinated in the ways of the kink, don’t you?

This is a good thing, a very good thing.

As an Initiate, you'll get not only all the rewards of the Patron and Voyeur tiers but also the constantly updated eBook version of "Alexaverse, Encyclopedia Alexannica (An Encyclopedia of the Alexaverse)," something not sold anywhere and only available to your tier and above.

And - and! - you'll get my Erotic Urban Legends stories before anyone else, and for free on top of that! Exclusivity. Such a beautiful word.

Life is good for my Initiates…

Unlock
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Disciple

Recognition awaits you, my Disciple.

Not only do you receive all of the above benefits, but you will also be credited on my website, in my monthly newsletter, and in every book I publish for as long as you're a Disciple.

You'll also regularly receive eBooks from either me or one of my various pen names, which covers romance, fantasy, science fiction, dystopian, horror, and (obviously) erotica.

And then there's exclusive access to my "Writing 101 class." Ever wanted to draw up a story and publish it in eBook, paperback, and audiobook formats? This is the perfect place to learn how!

Feel the love.

Unlock
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Devotee

My Devotees deserve to be rewarded.

Not only will you get all of the above rewards, but you’ll also receive a free advanced digital copy of every book I release while you’re still a member. You’ll get it a minimum of a week before the rest of the world - sometimes even sooner. And for free.

You can’t beat free!

Unlock
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Scholar

Being studious in the ways of the kink comes with its rewards.

Not only do you get all of the above, but you also get the right to request any paperback in my arsenal once a month and I will happily send you a signed copy of it.*

Free.

For studying purposes.

I may send something extra, too. As, you know, a study aid. ;-)

  • COVID-19 NOTE: Because of recent developments with the flipping pandemic, I will not be sending signed copies of books anymore. Once everything returns to a semblance of normalcy, I will. In the meantime, I will instead send paperbacks directly from Amazon, which is safer for all parties involved. 🥰
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VIP

VIPs get it all. You’ll get every reward offered to all the other tiers, of course, but you’ll also get one exclusive to the VIP tier: the right to request a custom short story (2,500 to 7,500 words)! You get to dictate the characters, setting, and plot (if you want), and (as long as you keep it within the realms of legality), I’ll write it for you! You can even make yourself a character in the story if you want!

But wait, there's more!

Every month you're a member at this level will also score you a free audiobook code that works with ANY of my audiobooks on Audible, regardless of price.

You are a VIP after all...

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Yancha Gal No Anjou-san


My Rating: 💗💗💗💗💗
Out of all the manga I’ve read, this series is my absolute favorite. And that’s saying something, because I’ve read a lot of manga. So much manga. Part of the reason I love this series so much is because Anjou (the female protagonist) reminds me of a good friend of mine that passed away a few years ago – the similarities between the two are uncanny. The other reason is because of everything it isn’t. It isn’t hentai, it’s not even really ecchi, and there are almost no lewd undertones or connotations. Despite all that, it still manages to be flirtatious, sexy, and a bit naughty.
Go figure. 😅
At its core, it’s a story about a girl who catches feelings for a boy that many would consider leagues beneath her, but that she sees for who he really is – and for all he can be. It’s touching, sweet, and strangely addicting.
I’ve read several places on the internet call Anjou, “The most wholesome female pervert in manga,” and they are entirely right. Once you read just one issue of this, you’ll see exactly what they mean. I haven’t found a manga that manages to pull off anything close to the magic this series produces, and that’s a sad thing…

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📚 Book Release Schedule: 2022

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Do not inhale taco meat!

I'm serious. Don't try it. 😳

Do not inhale taco meat! I’m serious. Don’t try it. I speak from personal experience when I write that this is a painful, life-changing event. Interestingly enough, it can also be thought-provoking and introspective.

Let me rewind a bit.

I was switching back and forth between furiously typing away at the rough draft of my current project, Devious Bitches, and catching up on last month’s tasks when my big brother came into my office and announced that we were watching a movie. I raised my eyebrow and informed him that I was busy. He nodded, walked over, and picked me up from my chair and carried me to the couch, carefully sitting me down and grabbing a plate of tacos for me that he made for dinner. His girlfriend was already there, as was my pet squirrel.

Fast forward an hour.

There I was, sitting on the couch, sharing tacos with my pet squirrel next to my big brother. His girlfriend was sitting on the floor in-between his legs. She likes to sit on the floor for some reason; me, I refuse to even walk around barefoot. I will straight levitate if I somehow miss putting on my house slipper.

Anyway.

We were watching this weird little movie on Netflix called Cam about this cam girl that gets her identity stolen by some paranormal… you’re just going to have to watch it yourself. Shits weird, yo. Anyway, at one point in the movie the plot is revealed fully, and it’s sketchy as all hell – and makes almost no sense. My big brother, right as I was rolling my eyes and taking a bite of my taco, busted out with, “Get that 2020 shit out of here!”

I lost it. I laugh-snorted, which caused me to inhale taco meat, shoot it out my nostril straight bb gun style, and BOY. The pain! My pet squirrel went flying, I kneeled over and spilled my plate right on his girlfriend, my brother started pat-slamming my back like he was a chiropractor or something… I wasn’t at my sexiest, y’all. 😭

I understand where he’s coming from, though. 2020 Was a hell of a year, filled with chaos, drama, and heartache. So much so that I, and many of you, are dead set determined to not let this year be anything close to the previous.

I know, it started out a bit rocky, but just because something starts out bad doesn’t mean it will end that way. Personally, I can’t wait to see what the year holds. Sure it will have letdowns and drama, but that’s just Life. I expect it.

So here’s to a new year.

Keep your heads, hearts, and souls up.

There’s nowhere to go but up. 🙌

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Sometimes life throws you curveballs. . .

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Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo


Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo contains all 3 OVA episodes.
After a natural disaster, a young man, Haruomi, temporarily moves to stay at his relative’s house that he shares with three sexy sisters -- Natsumi, Akina, and Mafuyu. Suddenly his ordinary, peaceful life turns into an exciting erotic adventure!
Ep. 1: MEETINGS ARE GENTLE AND FIRM, IMP PARADISE. Haruomi temporarily moves in with some friends, and begins living with three beautiful sisters; Natsumi, Akina, and Mafuyu. It seems his peaceful life has suddenly turned into an exciting erotic life!
Ep. 2: MEETING IN A TOILET, IN AN INFIRMARY AND A MAID PARADISE. Haruomi’s erotic escapades escalate as he becomes intimate with some of his new female classmates. When the three sisters dress up in sexy maid-cosplay to raise the sales at their Ice Cream shop, Haruomi can’t control himself!
Ep. 3: MEETING AT A FESTIVAL, IN A BATH AND A HAREM PARADISE. Haruomi’s life with the three beautiful sisters remains complicated but exciting. He agrees to help the sisters with an ice cream competition. The day of the contest approaches as Haruomi helps the girls prepare for the big day in more ways than one!

  • Spoken Languages: English, Japanese, English subtitles.
  • Publisher: KITTY MEDIA
  • Media: Blu-ray
  • Spoken Language: English, Japanese
  • Subtitle Language: English
  • Genre: Erotica
  • Age Rating: 18+
  • Run Time: 90
  • Release Date: 8/30/2016
  • Dimensional Weight: 1
  • Region Code: A

My Rating: 🧡🧡🧡🧡🖤
Left to my own devices, I never would have watched this. In fact, when a reader sent it to me, I took one look at the cover and set it aside. It wasn’t until later that I read the ‘plot’ on the back and... again set it aside. I didn’t plan to check it out until I had absolutely nothing else of interest to do.
I ended up watching it that night.
Why was I so reluctant to give it a chance? Well, see, for starters, I’m not a fan of hentai. I watch it occasionally if it’s creative, sometimes even when I’m in friskier moods, but normally? Nah. I’d rather watch something with a bit more passion, realism, and emotion. I mean, how many times can you watch cartoon characters fuck before it starts getting old? I need something more, you know? It’s the same reason I don’t (usually) watch straight porn: I want something a bit more passionate.
This is a straight, no plot having, gratuitous sex scene saturated porno of a hentai.
And I loved it! 😂
I can’t really explain why, either. The characters just stuck to me. And the main character, Haruomi, was relatable. A lot of anime features this weird reluctant guy that shoots blood out his nose when he sees something as simple as a nipple, but this dude, this dude here, he was all about the vaginal canals. It was refreshing. He gave zero fucks (well, OK, he gave a lot of fucks), and the girls were just as bad. I laughed so hard because one minute, everyone would be just talking casually, and the next, a dick was getting sucked. Or panties went flying. It was silly, funny (especially the bloopers section of the Blu-ray), and sexy. I loved it.
The only thing I didn’t like was how he came like at least three times per girl - back-to-back - and sometimes way more. It was like he had three or four nutsacks hidden somewhere and he just escaped a 10-year stint in prison; it was ridiculously unrealistic. And when he came, it was like someone went crazy with a can of whipped cream. It went all over the place. Like seriously, this guy has a weird medical condition or something. His balls need to be examined.
And, of course, every single one of the girls he fucked was a virgin. And for some reason had zero reluctance in slapping him across the face with their v-cards. I get it, this was primarily made for men, and as a woman, I don’t have the same logic and drive that a dood does, but still. Every single girl? He had more virgins in his small town than exist in Texas!
Seriously though, the artwork was amazing, the extras were cute as all hell, and I really enjoyed this way more than I thought I would. Maybe I need to give hentai another look...

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Reader's Guide

I receive a lot of questions about the order my books take place in, despite publishing a chronology in every last one of them. Reader’s get a tad confused (and understandably so) given the time that elapses during each of these books. People change, personalities are a bit different, and circumstances may not be anywhere near like they were when they first read about a character. This is on purpose, of course, and in my mind, I have a grand map I follow. Eventually, it will all make sense once I release all my books, but this will take a while.
So, I got to thinking. Maybe it would be best to give my reader’s a sort of streamlined, easy-to-understand guide to the things I have written thus far, divided by series, themes, or characters. This is that attempt. All the books listed in this reader’s guide are currently available for sale (or preorder).
Hopefully, this helps…

AMBER & MARK
Boy, the fight I had with Amazon over publishing this series! Maybe this had something to do with Mark being Amber’s stepfather, and how their extremely kinky relationship spans across several of my books. You can read about them in Phi Beta Pie (which primarily serves to introduce Amber), No, Daddy! I'm Not Mommy!, No, Daddy! I’m (STILL) Not Mommy!, and the compilation Daddy’s Girl.

AMY, ALICIA, AND LINK… AND AIYA…
Amy is Amber’s little sister, and Alicia is her longtime girlfriend. Aiya is Alicia’s older cousin. And then there’s Link, Alicia’s fresh-out-of-the-penitentiary stepbrother, who finds himself in a strange and kinky threesome… make that foursome… that absolutely drives him insane.
Tons of romance, buckets of fun, and a few dark twists here and there make this series unique among all my other works.
You can read about my unholy trio in (listed in order) Cramming Sis!, Naughty Cheerleaders!, Cramming Sis! Again!, and Amore.

BAD GIRLS OF EROTICA
Once upon a time, I tried an experiment. I thought it would be a good idea to start a group of girls who wrote erotica and maybe publish anthologies together occasionally. I brainstormed a bit, came up with the name Bad Girls of Erotica, and started harvesting chicks as members.
It worked, and it didn’t. Personalities clashed. Angry words were slung like spitballs in middle school English class. Emotions exploded. Me being the diva I am, I eventually threw in the towel in and called it quits. It just wasn’t working for me. I place most of the blame on my shoulders. I admit I’m not the easiest person to work with, especially when things don’t go the way I envisioned them. I’m a passionate person, see, and when you put me in a room with other passionate people, explosions will happen.
Regardless, we did make three excellent books together (I wasn’t included in the second BGoE release because I didn’t have a story at the time to fit the theme), and they can be found on Smashwords and Amazon: Bad Girls of Erotica 1: Taboo Trysts, Bad Girls of Erotica 3: No Boys Allowed, and Bad Girls of Erotica 4: My Naughty Valentine.
Maybe I’ll revive the Bad Girls of Erotica in the future. I dunno. Time will tell…

ELLEN PARKER
Ellen is probably my most (in)famous character ever, most likely because she is basically lust personified. Of course, she didn’t start out that way. If you’re looking for romance or paranormal, she is the wrong character to read about, as both are mostly missing from her tales.
Ellen is all about sex. And lots of it. Unapologetically so.
She is also the mother of some other notable characters in my Alexaverse: Amber and Amy (see above).
You can read about Ellen’s sexual escapades in the books Paying His Debts, Knocked Up in Prison, When Daddy Was Away, and Naughty Professor. Or you can pick up a collection of her tales in Memoirs of a Nymphomaniac.
Note: If you want to read about Ellen’s grandmother Sophia, you can do so in Programming Sophia. If you want to read about her great-grandmother Belle, you can do so in Taken. Reading both will probably go a long way in explaining why Ellen has the sexual DNA she has…

EROTIC URBAN LEGENDS
The Erotic Urban Legends series came from, as most good stories do, a nightmare. The premise of which gave birth to the story The Patchwork Girl. Even though that wasn’t my first Erotic Urban Legends release (that honor belongs to That’s What Friends Are For), it was the one that took the longest to write (second only to Broken Wings, which is part of the Nephilim series). It took so long because it was the most taboo, and definitely the most complicated.
After finishing that story, I decided to use my Erotic Urban Legends brand to tell creepy (and kinky) little tales featuring other characters in my Alexaverse, or sometimes to maybe even introduce some new people to the mix.
These stories will have everything in them: paranormal, romance, erotica, etc. They don’t follow one another, don’t adhere to a specific theme, and though the characters appear in other novels, they are each stories in their own right. No other book has to be read to enjoy them.

GIRL FIGHT
This is a dark, dark series, and one that will not be everyone’s cup of tea. It deals with a pedophile fighting ring and the aftermaths of its survivors. There are also romance and lighthearted moments thrown in for good measure, but at its core, it’s a tale of survival and bold, in-your-face mindfucks.
Right now, there is only one book published (Girl Fight), but there are several more written and ready to be released soon. So, keep your eyes out if you liked Girl Fight. There is more to come…

NEPHILIM
My Nephilim series deals primarily with the Exitium Mundi (the end of the world) and is more heavily imbued with the paranormal than most of my other books. The Nephilim series currently consists of (in order) The Secret Life of Miel, Nephilim: Daybreak, Erotic Urban Legends: Broken Wings, and Interview with A Werewolf.

QEDESHA
Though this series ties in with Nephilim, how and why won’t be evident until later next year – so I’m listing this as its own series.
The Qedesha series also contains paranormal elements, though not as heavily as Nephilim.
It also takes place in the past – in the far, far past.
The order the books go in is Qedesha (Sacred Prostitution), The Champion’s Gift (A Qedesha Story), and The Qedesha’s Handmaiden. If you want to pick them up all in one volume, you can go snatch up The Qedesha Trilogy.

VOYEUR
The Voyeur series is my serial, and the love of my life. It’s divided into episodes and seasons, just like a television series. Each season consists of five episodes, and they all have to deal with the characters Ben, Alena, and Jacob – and guest appearances from nearly every other character in my universe. The Voyeur series is saturated with romance, sex, and drama, and is heavily inspired by the British television series Skins by Bryan Elsley and Jamie Brittain. Whom I love bunches.
The Voyeur series is available to buy per episode or as an end of season collection(s).

OTHER BOOKS
The books Please Don't Get Me Pregnant! And Killer Lolis don’t really have any series ties (yet), so I didn’t include them in any of the above. Though they are tied to my Alexaverse (in more ways than one), you won’t be able to see how until more books get released – so I’ll just leave them here for now…
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For Ikki Kurogane, graduating as a Magical Knight is nigh impossible. Among Blazers, he’s considered the worst; he can materialize his soul into a weapon, but his magical power is extremely low. To add insult to injury, an unfortunate encounter with the talented and beautiful Princess Stella Vermillion slashes his already slim odds and alters the course of his life forever.
  • Publisher: Sentai Filmworks
  • Spoken Languages: English, Japanese
  • Subtitle Language: English
  • Age Rating: TV MA
  • Run Time: 300 minutes (Episodes 1 ~ 12)
Tags: action, fantasy, romance, drama, light novel, school life, swordplay

My Rating: 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
I LOVED IT! I was balling like a little baby towards the end, wholly engrossed in the story, so much so that my big brother scared the shit out of me (I had my headphones on) by asking me if I was OK. I just grabbed him and pointed at the screen.
He then rolled his eyes and walked off, dragging me and my wheeled chair with him. 😅
Such a good anime. It had me completely in my feelings. I went through all of them during the course of this way too short series: I laughed (mainly at the interactions between Stella Vermillion, the main character Ikki Kurogane’s love interest, and his little sister Shizuku Kurogane), I cried, I cursed at the TV, I cheered, my charred little black heart broke, it repaired itself again cause Wolverine-like regeneration, and then I cried some more…
I’ll write it again: I love this anime. It has heart. It also has awesomely animated action sequences, and a beautiful artistic style (especially towards the end, when things get really serious). More than any of these things though, it is a good story. That is so hard to come across these days.
This is another anime that snuck up on me. I didn’t think I would like it because, even though it is rated MA, it has very little ecchi, harem, or fanservice elements to it. Despite not having those things, I fell deeply in love. There needs to be a season two of this. Where’s change.org when you really need them?! 

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