Superheroine-Seducing Accountant, Chapter 16
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"Oh my god, dude, try beating me without powers," Lope growled out, as I headshot her within a fraction of a second of her character appearing in the corner of my screen, elegantly sliding my crosshairs over her character's head, zooming in, and firing.

"People who are losing often say things like that," I replied, making her scowl at me. "Stop camping. Use a different move. These are the last, desperate cries of the loser. Play to win."

She just paused the game and rubbed her forehead in frustration. "Fine. Whatever. Let's play a different game, one that's not so twitch based."

"Not willing to play something more cooperative?" I teased.

"If pyrokinesis was any good in a video game, I'd be beating your ass right now," she said, as she got up off the couch to go start picking through the games. "You've got pretty good taste," she said to herself, as she flicked through them.

"Mira bought them," I replied, and I could hear the grumble of a grunt she gave in reply as she finally picked something out.

"Here," she said, producing a game I hadn't played, called Adventure Party! 3. "I'll beat your ass at this, it doesn't have any twitch mechanics so your superspeed won't help you."

The game was played on a gigantic board, where each player controlled an adventurer, who wandered around it, fighting monsters and encountering random events, sometimes casting spells on other adventurers or playing a quick rock-paper-scissors duel against another player character. The AI on the NPC adventurers knew every secret already; so did Lope, for that matter. It left me struggling to keep up, and Lope cackled maniacally every time I was caught by some nefarious spell, random event, caught in a pothole, used a cursed magic item that turned me into a duck for three turns, killed in battle and knocked back to a church for respawn, or suffered any numerous other fates that could befall a player in this game.

An hour later, we had not yet revealed even a third of the game world's map. More accurately, Lope and the NPCs hadn't revealed a third of the map - I hadn't revealed any of the map. The game was decently fun, despite how bad I seemed to be at it, and I could mostly recreate what the other characters did for my own benefit, plus there was rubber banding for the player in the rear, so I wasn't that far behind.

Also an hour later, the door to my bedroom opened, and a naked Nora exited. She blinked several times as she saw me and Lope sitting on the couch - Lope seemed similarly stunned by the presence of Nora. "Ah. You are playing video games with Lope because this body was unconscious. In the future, if you would like to play video games, feel free to wake me to make the request. If the body is too tired to play games, then I can simply send another. You may leave now, Lope," Nora said, still completely naked, and completely shameless.

"Uh..." Lope glanced at me for any idea on what Nora was saying. "Do you want me to leave? I kind of thought we were gonna... y'know," she said, glancing at my naked chest.

"Roger enjoys having his body felt up and looked at. However, your presence is no longer necessary for this, as I can do so instead, therefore you can leave."

There was something cute about how 'bratty' (for lack of a better word) Nora was being, but on the other hand, Lope had been putting up with playing video games instead of fucking me for quite a while. She did seem like she was actually unhappy that her would-be booty call was being interrupted. I had a choice to make, then, between salving one girl's ego over the other's, making some offer, or going for a threesome. Lope had already clearly enjoyed a threesome with me and Xico, even if Nora seemed less happy about it. Also, I enjoyed threesomes too. That made Nora the only one of the three of us who would not definitely enjoy a 'Lilith's threesome,' as the locals called it.

I behaved, thus, according to that firmest and most reliably American institution: democracy. "How about a threesome?" I suggested.

"Uhh, if Nora's okay with it," Lope said.

Nora blinked twice, then spoke. "Your penis is currently drenched in my juices from sex earlier. Presumably Lope would not want to have sex with a dirty penis. Therefore, she can go home and we can have sex without her."

"I'll just take a shower," I said, getting up to head to my bathroom.

"I'll join you," Lope said, following after me.

"I will also join you," Nora immediately added, also following me.

Being naked in the shower with Nora and Lope wound up rather more awkward than I would have expected. It was big enough for the three of us, but only just - and of course, neither Nora nor Lope wanted to sexually touch the other, resulting in them both sort of awkwardly hovering around me, like a pair of moons in opposing orbit. I decided to just focus on getting clean, figuring that not much sex was going to happen, but pretty much the moment I started to wash my cock in the shower, Nora's hand snapped out to start stroking me off, pushing her breasts into my upper arm possessively as she stared (muted) daggers over at Lope.

Lope watched as Nora stroked me off, seeming to consider exactly what to do, then smirked smugly and got down on her knees behind me, soon pressing her lips up against my ass, her tongue flicking out to tease me back there. It made my cock twitch in Nora's hand, which Nora didn't seem too enthused by, judging by the faint downward curling of her lips.

"Fuck, that's nice," I said, intentionally leaving it ambiguous who I was talking about as Nora's pace on my cock increased. "You two are both, mm, really giving lovers," I breathed out, which just made Nora's jealousy and competitiveness make her jerk me off like crazy, both hands coming into it, shifting her body in front of me as she slowly but surely forgot all about why she was rubbing it in the first place, jacking me off with increasing desperation.

"Please, ejaculate from my skilled hands. I know that you like my toned stomach, which is very muscular and aesthetically pleasing, so you may ejaculate on it. I believe that the abdominal muscles are sometimes referred to as 'juice gutters' in pornographic material, but in this case, you may use them as 'cum gutters'. I find it highly erotic to 'mark' a man with my juices, so perhaps you will find it similarly erotic to do the same to me. I can keep the cum on my stomach by angling my body appropriately against the shower head," she continued.

Lope just hummed and stopped rimming me for a second.. "If you come on her, then come on me next," she said before diving right back into it.

I did, in fact, soon ejaculate on Nora's belly, making her smile lightly. "He has ejaculated on me, proving that he does not need your presence to enjoy sex. He could not see you the entire time, thus, he was ejaculating to me."

"Uhh, rimming is pretty stimulating," Lope said, popping off my butt to stand up. "Your dick's clean now, right? Forget coming on me, let's fuck, c'mon," she said, her hand coming around to stroke my cock - Nora had let go of it at some point. "You love my tight teen pussy and you know it."

Nora's expression shifted again, darkening for a second before she managed to gather herself. "I am a more mature woman, who knows how to properly please a man, as I have previously proven with my fellatio."

"I've got a tongue stud," Lope said, sticking her tongue out at Nora to emphasize the point.

"I can also get a tongue stud, if you prefer that," Nora replied.

"You gotta wait a couple weeks for it to be safe to give head," Lope replied, making Nora's expression shift again.

"Much as I love both your blowjobs," I said, definitely enjoying how the two were competing over me, "since I'm asking Nora to put up with a threesome with another girl, I'd rather do something that pleased both of you."

"You are a very giving lover," Nora said. Despite the fact that I actually was saying that because I wanted to fuck two women at the same time and figured something giving would improve my odds, I didn't correct her. When people say nice things about you which aren't true, there's no reason to tell them they're wrong. Saying nice things about people which aren't true is basically the foundation of polite society.

"Nora, would you rather be on my face, or my cock?"

"Cock," Nora said, instantly.

"Oh, dude, you're gonna eat me out again?" Lope said, and I could hear the grin in her voice as she stood behind me.

"I have changed my mind. I would rather be on your face," Nora decided, blatantly trying to annoy Lope. It didn't work.

"Yeah, he's pretty good at eating pussy," Lope agreed.

"Please make sure to wash yourself out, Nora," I said, and she blinked for a moment before nodding in recognition, beginning to work to clean out my cum from where I'd deposited it in her pussy. It was interesting to watch, given the way that she went about it by using the shower head for purposes I normally associated more with masturbation than sex proper. Lope just sighed and soaped herself up when she saw she wasn't catching my attention - which of course drew it back to her a few seconds later, as I saw her get all sudsy.

Eventually, though, they were clean and so was I, and I left the shower. The two women briefly fumbled at the small entrance - they were both wanting to leave, but also not to touch the other girl's naked body. Eventually, Lope let Nora go first before getting out and starting to dry off. "Man, I wish I could stay over and sleep with him, but my mom'd get pissed," Lope said.

"Yes. That is because he is an inappropriate partner for you, as he is significantly older than you. I am approximately the same age and therefore a more appropriate partner."

"I mean, I guess, but he's good as a fuckbuddy," Lope said, her brown hair a shaggy mess, her grin unmistakable as she glanced over my way. Nora's lips squirmed on her face for just a moment in response to those words.

"You do not have romantic interest in him?" Nora asked owlishly.

"Uhh," Lope replied, glancing at me for approval or some sign of what to say. "I... like him, but I mean, he seems like kind of a slut, no offense, man. You're fucking hot. Uh, if you were wanting to settle down or whatever, that'd be rad, especially because you probably make a lot as a superpowered accountant and I always wanted a husband with fat stacks, but I was kind of assuming this was a casual thing?" Her words came out at an increasing pace with each one that followed the other, as if desperately trying to dig herself out of the hole she'd made for herself.

"It is a casual thing," I confirmed.

Nora seemed... mildly happy to hear that. She definitely seemed like the type to get attached quickly. "That is good to hear. Now, please lie down so I can sit on your face and get eaten out."

Rather conspicuously, once I was in position, she sat on my face so that she was facing towards me, rather than away - in other words, she was in a position where she could make eye contact, and where she didn't have to look at Lope. Lope didn't seem to much care one way or the other, clambering up on my dick in a heartbeat, and I could feel her slick sex teasing at my cock before she just slammed herself down my whole length in a heartbeat. "Ah, fuck, Roger," she panted. "It's so hot that you started shaving down there. Nora suggest that?"

I shook my head, unable to do much else, and my tongue flicked at Nora's clit, distracting her and making her pant softly in reply. "I did not," she said, her voice warbling a bit as I took her speech as a good reason to try to stop her from continuing to talk. "He did it so that it, it would, be," she mewled softly, her fingers digging into the back of my scalp for several long seconds, "more pleasant to fellate him, as he, is a caring, caring, luh, love, lover," she got out before coming atop me, moaning as her whole body jiggled in pleasure, her lovely breasts bouncing up and down deliciously while I kept on flicking at her clit.

"It's really hot," Lope agreed, starting to move up and down my cock. "He's really polite, too, like, he'll ask, hey, would you please let me fuck your face? Fuck, it's really good," she said, moaning softly. "In Japan, they call it," I could hear her swallow, and one of my hands went down to her, finding her clit, brushing at it, making her squeak. "Fuck, he's touching me, he's touching my clit, yeah, please, Rodge, just, yeah," she said, mewling as she came, her insides squeezing down on my cock, her body thrashing a bit as she bucked herself silly atop me.

"What do they call it in Japan?" Nora asked, twisting over her shoulder to look at Lope, whose appearance apparently displeased her because a mere moment later, she was twisted back around to look down at me over her breasts.

"Ah, I think, uh, gap, moe," Lope panted out, squirming and wriggling on my cock as she came down from her own orgasm, her hands pressing down on my stomach strongly, starting to jerk her hips again. "I'm saying it's sexy," she added, to me. "That you're like, this huge slut - uh, no offense - but you're also really polite about it, like, 'Hey, beautiful, can I please fuck your face?' It's the sexiest thing ever, fuck," she said, twitching momentarily as my thumb brushed against her clit.

"I believe that Roger is primarily sexy for his giving nature, which is highly romantic, rather than his dirty talk, which is extremely unattractive to compliment a man for," Nora said, despite my attempts to interrupt her with copious amounts of cunnilingus. "He is eating me out even more intensely in order to show his agreement with me," she proclaimed proudly and without hesitation.

Before Lope could apologize, I shifted my hands to Nora's hips, pulling her up off my face and making her let out a lewd pant of desire, her hips wiggling against me for a moment before giving up. "I was trying to make you be less mean to Lope. She's a nice girl, you don't have to fight her."

"I am not fighting her. I am simply stating true facts in an attempt to get her to stop being your lover, so that I can be your exclusive lover."

Lope actually snorted at that, and I responded by bucking my hips up into her, making her let out a very sexy squeak, her whole body audibly bouncing from the force, the mattress joining her in squeaking.

The enforcement of proper social behavior is a common element to all human relationships. We make people do things every day, denying them freedom of action in a thousand tiny ways. All coercion is fundamentally reliant on fear: fear of some negative consequence, even as mild as disapproval. I thought all this to convince myself that what I was doing was perfectly acceptable and normal, when I said, "It makes me unhappy when you say things like that."

Even on her normally blank expression, it was easy to see the words' impact. "I see." She stopped any effort to place her pussy back in my mouth. "Please explain in more detail what sort of things."

"Things that suggest how other girls are bad," I explained, trying to capture what I meant best. It was fine for her to be jealous, completely understandable. It was perfectly okay for her to be competitive. But even if she was very inept and blatant about it - or perhaps because she was so inept and blatant about it, since it made it more obvious - I didn't like her trying to tear down other people to build herself up. Especially since it made me feel guilty.

"I see." I could see the gears turning in her head, then she placed her pussy down on my mouth once more, and I started to lick and lap. "Very well. Instead I will note my great appreciation for sex with you, which is extremely good and high quality, as is all my time spent with you," she explained, beginning to grind against my face as I quietly suckled on her clit.

"It's fucking great, yuh, yeah," Lope said, stuttering for a moment when I pumped my hips up into her again. "He's so fucking horny, such a hot breeder," she continued.

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Out loud, in another body, Nora expressed her feelings to the empty air. "It is impolite to call a man a 'breeder.' As Roger is an extremely high quality mate, he should instead be called a lover in this context. However, it is good that you have insulted him, Lope, as it makes it more likely he will stop having sex with you in order to have an exclusive relationship with me."

* * *

Nora's hands softened their grip on the back of my head at that point, beginning to gently brush through my short dark hair, her eyes staring down at me with a certain cool sharpness. My cock twitched inside Lope, as Nora continued to gently, soothingly brush her fingers through my hair, like she was giving my scalp a massage. Her thighs rested softly against my cheeks at this point, as if she was intentionally controlling her strength atop me. "That is very good," she said. "You are extremely good at eating me out. I would like to repay you when you are done having sex with Lope, with fellatio instead of intercourse."

Lope just bounced for her part, her breathing having started to get heavy as her body pumped up and down my dick with a constant intensity, my thumb still teasing her clit no matter how long we went on with things. "Fuck, he's good at, giving head, right?" Lope got out, before coming on my cock once again, twisting her body in a way that was extremely pleasurable for my cock. At that point, I came, as her insides coiled and squeezed on my cock, wringing out an orgasm from me and urging me to simply ejaculate it all over her waiting insides. She sighed, collapsing forward for a moment, her weight coming to rest on my stomach as her hands pressed down against it.

For a while longer, I just kept eating out Nora, while she kept on gently brushing her fingers through my hair, loving and sweet in a strange way, her fingertips brushing through my scalp, trailing along and through it, gathering hair in loose curls before letting it fall back to its ordinary straightness. I could feel as Lope clambered up off my dick, half-stumbling to the bathroom. "Gonna grab a towel, wipe you down," Lope explained, sounding out of breath. The faucet ran for a second, then she came back, and I felt the soft brush of wet towel against my bare skin.

"I had an idea," Nora said, as she got off of my face. "Roger would like to have a threesome with the two of us. However, I would prefer it if you were not present. Therefore, leave, and I will have another one of my bodies go to Priscilla, and have her use her power to manipulate that body to look like you, and that body will come here and have sex with Roger. Everyone will be happy this way. You were merely planning to fellate him, which is not a pleasurable activity for the woman, so you will not mind being replaced."

"Uhh, I don't want you to pretend to be me, that's really weird, Nora," Lope said. "Anyway, I'm totally cool giving head, it's hot seeing a guy like him squirming, you know?" Her fingers continued to brush up and down my length through the towel, thoroughly cleaning her juices away. She leaned forward, taking a quick sniff. "Smelling like dick instead of pussy," she said, and then flicked her tongue out to taste me. "Tastes that way too, whew. Alright, get ready to have your mind blow-"

She was cut off by Nora forcibly shoving her to one side and simply diving her mouth down my cock, making it vanish into her throat as she slurped me to the base. She swallowed around my dick, glancing up at me out of the corner of her eyes. One hand even played with my balls as she choked herself on my cock, clearly trying to deny Lope any space to suck me off. Her free hand reached up for my stomach, brushing along it with a set of movements that could be described as loving.

"You have to pull off sooner or later to breathe," Lope said, earning a shake of the head from Nora. I wondered if she was threatening to choke that body into unconsciousness and death again. "Just share. Dude likes his BJs, you'll have plenty of chances to give him head one on one. Right now, he wants two girls, one dick."

Nora's eyes looked up at me, some plaintive note in her expression. Then I got a phone call - from her, naturally. I grabbed the phone, and she wriggled on the bed to follow after me as I collected it. "Is that true, Roger?" Nora asked over the phone. "Would you prefer to have two women sucking on your cock simultaneously?"

"Yes," I breathed out, as the Nora between my thighs wetly burbled, saliva dribbling out of her mouth. She didn't get up at all.

Lope just crossed her arms and rolled her eyes. "This is why they call you Remora Nora," Lope said.

"Yes, due to my dedicated and thorough fellatio," Nora on the phone replied.

"No, that's not why," Lope said.

"I can have another body sent your way," Nora said, changing the conversation as the body currently choking on my cock faintly spasmed. "Then you can receive a double blowjob, but Lope will not be necessary, so you can get rid of her."

"Nora, threesomes are hot. It's like being in a porno, and watching a porno, at the same time. Chill out."

"Just pull your mouth off my dick before you collapse into unconsciousness," I said, and that body slowly slid up off my cock, wetly popping for a moment, saliva dribbling out of her mouth as she sputtered and coughed and caught her breath there, trembling in the aftermath.

Lope took advantage of the opportunity, taking my dick into her mouth herself, starting to rapidly bob up and down my dick, her cool tongue stud brushing across the underside of my dick as she frantically bobbed. Nora watched from the side, glancing my way, then at Lope, several times, continuing to fondle my balls as Lope's brown hair flew freely around her features. "I believe it would be erotic if we reenacted the vixen/cuckquean scenario that we roleplayed once before, with myself as the vixen, and Lope as the cuckquean," Nora suggested.

Lope popped off at that. "Why do I have to be the cuck- goddammit," she said, interrupting herself as Nora simply slurped my dick back into her throat, swiveling her head, running her tongue hungrily along the underside of my dick, her eyes staring up at me with overwhelming intensity as she held herself down in my groin. "At least let me suck his balls," she muttered, getting down lower to reach them. I made a gesture to Nora, and she stopped fondling my balls, letting Lope suck them into her mouth, her tongue flashing and playing with them greedily.

"Would you prefer that I choke myself on your cock, or that I bob up and down in a facefuck style? Or a third option of which I am not aware, which would also be fine, as fellatio is about maximizing your lover's pleasure. You are my lover, even if we are not exclusive, and we 'make love,' which is extremely pleasurable to me, as sex is a physical show of affection, and I enjoy physical shows of affection from you," Nora said over the phone, as if talking enough would be enough to distract me from the feeling of Lope's tongue stud brushing against my testicles.

"Yeah, um, just, whatever you think is best, but breathe," I told Nora, dropping the phone for the moment to reach down for both girls' heads, brushing through Lope's brown hair and Nora's blonde, enjoying petting two women at once as Nora began to slowly, methodically slide herself up my cock, arresting her movement and breathing around my cock once it left her throat. Soft brushes of warm air across spit-slick skin teased my dick as it rested at the entrance to her throat. When she felt she'd gathered her breath enough, she pushed herself back down my cock, holding herself down on my cock.

Lope wasn't satisfied just playing with my balls, though. When Nora's lips hit the base of my cock, she popped off my balls, grabbing my thighs and hefting up my hips a little, before her tongue started to tease my ass, flicking at my sphincter a couple times, the cool brush of metal making me twitch. I could just barely restrain myself from immediately coming down Nora's throat, as Lope's tongue did its best to get as far up my asshole as she could get it, my balls resting on her nose. Nora hummed and moaned around my dick, clearly feeling competitive, wanting to get more attention from me, and that was it - I lost control, starting to ejaculate down her throat.

"There. You have now ejaculated down my throat. We can stop having sex, and Lope can go home to her family," the Nora on the phone said. "Then we can resume cuddling in bed."

"Actually, uh," I panted, shifting on the bed, the Nora in my groin following my dick, having to crab-walk on the bed for a moment to keep it there. It was a tempting offer, to be sure, and with my brain fried from my recent orgasm, I almost took her up on it, but, honestly - "I kind of wanted to go back to playing Adventure Party 3," I told Nora.

Nora popped off my cock at that, a faint frown on her lips. "I would like to also play this game, in that case, as it is an interest of yours, and therefore we should share it."

I grimaced at the suggestion, mostly because it had taken an hour to get as far in as we had gotten, and even if the game had a save and quit function, I didn't really want to start over from the beginning like that. "We're already in the middle of a game," I said.

"Oh, she can take over for one of the NPC adventurers," Lope said, giving Nora a small punch to the shoulder. "I didn't know you were into video games."

"If Roger is into video games, then I wish to also learn to enjoy video games, as it will allow me to spend more time with Roger and in a more meaningful fashion. Would you prefer to game in the nude, or clothed?" Nora asked.

"Clothed," I said, earning a faint pout from Lope. "I'll just wear my underwear, since you like it, Lope."

Lope's eyes couldn't have looked more awestruck if they had begun spinning like a slot machine and come up 7-7-7. "Fuck yeah. Let me get dressed, dude. You're like, the coolest dude I've ever fucked, for real," she said, clambering up off the bed to go grab her clothes from the bathroom.

Nora hesitated for a moment, her lips squirming on her features - then she glanced at the bathroom door and kissed me on the lips before heading over to get dressed herself. I just pulled on a fresh pair of underwear and went back to the living room. Nora and Lope were on either side of me on the couch.

Nora was not very good at the game. She didn't seem to get even the basics of RPG mechanics, which meant a lot of things from the game - health potions, magic items, equipment - didn't make any sense to her, and she completely fucked up using them properly. Still. It was nice to have somebody I was better at the game than. Lope and the AI were beginning to make me question my credentials as a gamer.

By the time Lope had to go home a couple hours later, she claimed we were 'about halfway through, unless we trigger the epilogue chapters'. Nora just curled into bed with me to snuggle herself to sleep, extremely happy to be rid of Lope. I cuddled back.

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