Superheroine-Seducing Accountant, Chapter 101: CounterspellPrevious ChapterI was woken up from my sleep by my phone going off; I had one of Nora's bodies atop me, but it was easy to just roll her off, clambering out of bed and eventually finding my phone in my pants pocket. Luckily, superspeed meant I got there before it finished ringing.
"Roger, hiii," Vanessa said. "I think I figured out what went wrong with the spell, it should be a super easy fix. Where are you? I need you and the clones around to get you guys to merge."
"Ah, I'm at Nora's. My clones... pretty sure they're back at my place? One with Xico, one with Kate."
"Got it," Vanessa said. "Where do you want to meet?"
I was currently naked and lightly sweat-soaked and would definitely have liked to cuddle up with Nora - but the clones
were actually me, and I had superspeed, while they didn't. "I'll head back to my apartment. See you there."
One of the Nora's arrived at that point, her casual dress - tank top and baggy pants - somehow still making my bare cock twitch in the air. She glanced at it longingly. "You are leaving, Roger?"
"Yeah, I've got to get this whole 'bunch of magic clones' thing worked out," I explained, as I started gathering my clothes from the floor.
"I'll come with you, as making sure that you are healthy and well is important to me," she declared.
"I'm going to be using my superspeed to get there faster," I told her, which made her lips purse. Her cool expression still betrayed she wasn't happy about that statement. "You can send one of your nearby bodies there - I'm just headed to the apartments."
"Ah, I see," she said, smiling lightly. "Since I have an apartment, I have a body nearby, which I will have wait for you."
"Not there?" I asked, as I pulled on my shirt.
"The body that was having sex with Kate was being very loud and inconsiderate," Nora explained succinctly.
"Oh. Sorry it bothered you," I said. I wasn't
that apologetic - after all, if I wanted to be loud having sex, it was my body - but you say you're sorry when you make someone else feel bad, whether or not you meant to, whether or not you had the 'right' to. Especially when that someone was a woman you were sleeping with.
"It is fine. I simply left the apartment and went on a walk. The body has already left the bookstore she was perusing for something worth reading," Nora explained. "According to the Maps App, the time to reach your apartment by walking for her, is significantly less than 10% of the time it would take to reach there from here, so you can leave at any time and meet me there."
"Got it," I said, pulling on my shoes. "See you in a bit, then," I said, giving her a quick peck on the cheek - which prompted another happy smile from Nora.
"Yes. See you soon, Roger," she said, leaning forward, lips puckered, and going for my lips instead of my cheek - but keeping it to a chaste kiss.
* * *
Nora waited patiently in the hallway outside of Roger's apartment. Vanessa, whose magical error had allowed her to have extra exclusive lovey-dovey one-on-one time with Roger without Xico interrupting, had yet to arrive. Xico and "her" Roger were in Roger's room, which meant Nora did not want to be in the room with them, as "her" Roger was clearly super affectionate and cuddly with Xico. Nora tried to remind herself that it was not the "real" Roger, and thus she had no reason to feel jealous, but she liked Roger very much, and seeing him treat Xico with such affection definitely made her feel jealous.
It was not that she was angry, per se, that Roger was with Xico, as if Roger had broken up with her and dated Xico, she would have been sad (because Roger was no longer her lover), but she would have been happy for Xico. Rather, it was jealousy, that the person she liked and was in a relationship with wanted to spend lots of lovey-dovey time with someone else. She wanted Roger to feel similarly to her: she would prefer all her lovey-dovey time spent exclusively with Roger. This included both sexual and nonsexual romantic activity, such as playing with one another's hair, lap pillows, cuddles, and so forth.
The real Roger arrived at that point, appearing to almost teleport out of the staircase. Since she was now in a new body, she was aware that he had worked up quite a sweat during their earlier sex, since he stank. However, it was a pleasant stink, because it was his sweat mixed with her own, a distinctive aroma that reminded her of the fun time they had spent having sex earlier. "Hey," he said.
"Hello, Roger. Vanessa has not yet arrived."
"Got it," he said, glancing at the door to his own room for a moment before deciding to lean against the wall instead. "I'll just be glad this is over."
Nora did not think she agreed.
While she understood that it was probably unhealthy in some way for Roger to have clones of himself that were permanently separated, she liked the fact that he had extra bodies to distract Xico and Kate, who were - she was reasonably certain - the two girls closest to his heart, emotionally. While the newspapers had claimed he had an affair with Mira, Nora believed that was a purely sexual, or 'sex friend' type arrangement, whereas Roger was much more conventionally/romantically affectionate with Xico and Kate, which Nora did not like.
Instead of saying that, she simply nodded. After a moment, however, she realized that was a lie, since she would not herself be glad this is over. While the nod could be taken merely as acknowledgement that she'd heard him, it was probably deceptive. "I think I would rather that you continue to have clones, as then I could monopolize you while the clones go do other things I do not have to think about," she explained.
He simply blinked at that. There was a long silence, but she did not think it was awkward, as she was reasonably close to Roger so the two of them could simply be silent and it would be comfortable.
The silence was broken, not by Roger speaking, but by a loud noise from the alternate universe Kate's room: "
OINK! OINK OINK OINK!" She was obviously having sex and being forced to make loud, humiliating noises. "I'm a good little fuckpig for my master! Thank you for using my loose pussy!
OINK!"
Nora had found she did not feel as jealous of Kate as she did of Xico (or, indeed, any of Roger's other sex partners), specifically because she would say pathetic things like that. She knew Roger had some 'dominant' and even 'sadistic' tendencies, and while she was willing to go along with them in some ways, she would very much not enjoy talking about how loose her pussy was. (Also, Roger made it clear that her pussy was in fact 'tight', which was very nice to hear him say, particularly given that he had enough previous sexual partners to say so with a reasonable degree of confidence.) Additionally, of course, the fact that Kate was almost literally screaming that she was inferior to Nora, helped Nora not feel jealous about her in particular.
Roger's response to Kate's loud, humiliating words was to wear a strange expression, then clear his throat. "Sorry about that. He must have been at it for quite a while, I wouldn't make her so loud normally," Roger explained, to which Nora simply nodded.
"
OINK OINK OINK! Thank you! Thank you for fucking this pathetic fuckpig, Master! Fuckpig promises to be a good fuckpig for Master!
OINK!"
"Can you
shut the fuck up?" Came a yell from Roger's normal room, where Xico and that clone were.
"Oh God, they're fighting," Roger said. "I don't think I'm like that."
"Yes. You are quite conflict averse," Nora agreed, "which is one of the things that I like about you."
"Thanks," Roger said, smiling at her. "While we're trading compliments, I like how honest you always are."
Nora smiled herself at that comment - then she had a realization. Xico was also very honest, since she had been raised on a compound with other half-taliké and taliké, and thus was used to speaking to people who could read her mind, and thus was always honest, since there would be no point in lying. Perhaps Roger's 'type' was honest girls? He may also have been into blondes... however, he had many partners who were not blondes, and that sort of superficial trait is unlikely to function as a selector in a long-term relationship.
Kate did feel somewhat 'dishonest' in how she expressed her feelings. Whether or not she genuinely thought that her pussy was loose, she was very meek about publicly expressing her dominant/submissive relationship with Roger. On the other hand, Gillian was very straightforward about expressing those things, and Roger did not seem
overly interested in her; certainly, less than Kate.
He did seem to have a preference for superheroines, but that may have been for any of a variety of personality traits generally common among superheroines (e.g. prosociality, conscientiousness), or merely because he worked with them.
She attempted to mentally sort Roger's sex partners by their level of honesty, but - beyond her and Xico both being highly honest, and also having a high degree of closeness to Roger - she did not notice any strong pattern there. Mira, Kate, and Stitch were fairly regular partners, and not unusually honest. Bup was unusually honest, and did live with Roger, but it seemed more like he took pity on her than anything else...
"That wasn't sarcastic or anything," Roger said, drawing her back to reality. Nora just blinked repeatedly in response to that statement. "You, uh, went off in your head. I wasn't being sarcastic about it."
"Oh. No, I was wondering if your 'type' was honest girls, since both Xico and I are unusually honest," she explained.
"I don't really think about my 'type' that much," Roger explained. "I guess I like hot girls."
Nora nodded. Physical attractiveness was a reasonable, and common, preference in partners, and she would probably not have initially become interested in Roger if he had been unattractive. Albeit, now that she was interested in Roger, she probably would still be attracted to him if he was somehow cursed to be unattractive. "I also like hot men."
Roger snorted, but smiled at that - and then they were interrupted by the arrival of Vanessa, who huffed and puffed as she came up the stairs.
Vanessa was not particularly in shape, which would normally be inappropriate for a superheroine, but as Vanessa was magically inclined, it was considered acceptable. "Sorry, the bus was a little late," she huffed out, as she waddled over to Roger, swaying a bit as she walked. "I need both the clones here, where are they at?"
"
OINK!"
"One of the clones is with Kate," Nora said, pointing to that door, "and one is with Xico in that room," Nora said, pointing to the other door.
"Got it," Vanessa said. The door to Kate's room shook.
* * *
Kate panted heavily, feeling the heat of humiliation rush across her whole face as she was pushed up against the front door to her room. Roger's cock had never left her for a moment, as he just mashed her body into the plastered wood. It felt cool against her skin, the exertion and pleasure of the constant, marathon sex somewhat quieted by the feeling of it. Her breathing was shallow, her nipples scraping against the wood sharply, her head swimming as Roger just kept fucking into her. He nibbled on her ear for a moment, then whispered: "Oink, piggy."
She was beyond resisting that sort of command - Roger had thoroughly burned that out of her, making her do it again and again. Anyone in the building would have heard her by now. She had no shame left to feel. "
OINK!" She squealed appropriately, and Roger rewarded her, playing with her clit, teasing it, sending sharp waves of pleasure through her whole body. Her mouth was half-open, drool just slipping out, running down her chin as she got mashed against the door even harder, pressed into it by Roger's bulk.
"Good piggy. Keep oinking for your master."
"
OINK! OINK OINK OINK!" She did her best to obey, oinking loudly, feeling her head swim as she imagined who might be here right now. There was another Roger. There was Xico. There was...
"Uh... should we interrupt them?"
Plastered up against the door, she could now hear a new voice, one she didn't recognize. Her cunt tightened up around Roger's cock, but he didn't stop fucking her, continuing to just pound her against the door. The mix of tension, embarrassment, fear, and raw physical pleasure was making her brain just dribble out of her ears and/or cunt, her thoughts a complete mess, as Roger kept on fucking away. Hot pants escaped her throat, as her eyes unfocused.
She heard a door across the hall open. She made out Xico, Roger, Nora, and the new girl talking to and over one another. Her pussy went wild as Roger just slammed her body against the door, clearly doing his best to make noise even without her squeals of pleasure. It was like she was having her brain rewired, learning - in some final sense - what exactly she was now, teaching everybody else it too. Was she a woman with some dirty sex fantasies she was afraid to talk about out loud? No, she was a naked, uninhibited Fuckpig, owned by Roger Cooper, whose fat cock had taught her that she really would do anything for sex.
She heard the jingle of keys from the other side, and her brain failed to put together anything in particular from the noises. She was too busy paying attention to the thumping of Roger's hips inside her, his lips close to her ear, as he whispered all sorts of dirty things to her. "You're a good little piggy." "That's my girl." "You feel good. It's good that you're behaving yourself." At least, something like that - her thoughts were so fuzzy it was hard to put anything together in concrete terms.
Then the door opened, swinging outward, and she tumbled forward for a moment before Roger grabbed a tangle of her hair, halting her forward momentum. She was bent over, Roger's cock pulsing in her cunt, and she saw the expressions of everyone there: Nora, Xico, two Rogers, and some pink-haired girl with horns who she didn't know. She felt the heat scalding across her skin, the utter and complete humiliation of the moment, and her cunt spasmed around Roger as she just came. Even as some tiny voice in the back of her brain said she shouldn't, it was overpowered by instinct and Pavlovian response: "
OINK!"
* * *
I sighed as I locked eyes with my other self. Kate was, at least, not pissing herself right now, but her expression was completely ridiculous. "Stop fucking her. I need to reabsorb you," I told him. "Also, making her fuck in front of everybody is humiliating."
"She loves humiliation," my clone said. He pulled out of her, letting go of her hair, and she promptly collapsed to the ground altogether. He casually stepped on her face - making a point of doing it - as he moved over her, walking into the hall. She let out a little whimper as his foot pressed against her cheek.
He was completely buck naked, incidentally, if you hadn't guessed as much. His skin was slick and shiny with sweat, his hair damp and sticking to his forehead as he stood there. Xico blushed sharply and looked at the ceiling, while Nora just ran her eyes up and down his naked body. "Vanessa?" I prompted.
"Huh? Oh! Yes, yes, sorry!" She clapped her hands together, pulling a folded up piece of paper out of her jacket. "Okay, everybody put your fingers on here - no, Roger, you put yours in that circle," she said, as I put my finger on the wrong circle. After a second or so, we all managed to do it properly. "Right." She took a deep breath, clearly tried not to stare at my dick, and then said some stuff in Latin.
It took a moment for the two bodies to get reabsorbed - and then I was hit by the memories of them both. They went in a weird, back-and-forth cut, without any particular pattern: it'd be ten minutes with Xico, then thirty with Kate, then twelve with Xico, then two with Kate. The cut points, at least, felt relatively natural: orgasms, the start or end of long cuddles, that sort of thing.
It just went on and on. I wound up falling to my knees, and Xico managing to stop me from just collapsing to the ground with her
thiasyar.
I ran through the previous day-and-change, and, given how much sex (and how much
good sex) my two clones had been engaged in - I've already related to you what they were feeling and thinking at various times - I had a minor accident, just groaning as I knelt there, shuddering in place.
When I finally came back to myself - a minute later? Two? - the awkward orgasm had finished, and I had fully re-experienced both clones' lives, so at least I hadn't missed out on boinking Xico while she wore a slave collar and we
igossed. Or the insane marathon sex that I'd had with the alternate universe Kate.
However, it was embarrassing to just jizz my pants in front of my closest sex partners. "No, it's, um... h-hot?" Xico squeaked out, fruitlessly, but I just cringed still further. "It is..."
"It is!" Vanessa agreed. "I assume she's talking about you coming like that!" She added, a moment later.
"Yes. Your o-face is very cute and sexy," Nora noted from the sidelines, while the heat in my cheeks by that point had risen to the level of Kate's.
Luckily, I did have superspeed. I slowed down time, and was just about to zip out of there - when I saw Kate on the floor. My clone had definitely been putting her through the paces, and she did just collapse, naked, in front of multiple people, so... I gently hefted her up, carrying her into her bedroom, lying her on her bed, before heading back to close and lock the door. I gently pet her, trying to ignore the discomfort in my pants. "Hey, Kate," I said, in a soft whisper. "You okay?"
She nodded dumbly, pushing her head into my hand a little bit. It was a cute, fawning movement, that had my cock raring to fire off another load, this time not in my pants. I leaned down over her, giving her forehead a kiss. "I'm going to take a shower," I told her, and she nodded.
For some reason, there were still the clothes the other me had been wearing when he showed up in Kate's apartment, still duplicated - it was weird, but I wasn't going to repeat that to duplicate items. Instead, I just grabbed the clothes and I headed for the shower to clean myself of sweat and other things.
* * *
Xico could feel as Roger got into the shower. She understood why Roger was embarrassed about coming like that: if she imagined herself just coming in front of people at random, it would also be embarrassing.
But... it
was just sexy, really. She could tell that nobody thought he was gross or anything for doing it. Everybody's response had, genuinely, been to think that it was sexy. (Well, Kate hadn't, because she'd been too out of it to really process what Roger had done.)
Nora frowned as she stared at the door to Kate's room. She crossed her arms, impatiently tapping her foot.
"Um... so, what's going to happen now?" Vanessa asked Xico. "I mean, Roger's really hot so if you think he's going to be DTF, I can stick around... but maybe he'd rather I go, since this is kinda my fault?"
"He... doesn't think... you're at fault..." Xico said. Right now, he was mostly thinking about how embarrassed he was just orgasming in front of them all like that... which Xico thought was a little cute in its own way... even if she didn't want Roger to feel embarrassed, obviously.
"Do you think he will continue to take advantage of the clone magic?" Nora asked bluntly. Xico could tell it was because she wanted to have Roger all to herself, and when he had clones spending time with Xico and Kate, she could.
"No," Vanessa said. "It's because I was casting it too many times in quick succession that it caused problems. It's, um, kinda 'the dose makes the poison' type of deal? Obviously not actually poison." She fidgeted. "I had like four different counterspells I'd have to try if that wasn't the problem. It could've been a bunch of different things."
"I see," Nora said.
"It would have been safe if it had been one of the other things! And it was the thing I thought!" Vanessa defended herself frantically, assuming Nora was blaming her, given her cool expression.
"She's... fine," Xico told her. Nora mostly was unhappy that Roger would not be getting cloned more in the future. "Nora, um..." Should she say something? They were basically fighting for Roger's love. Xico had no idea what to say, though. "I... um..." Nora had no idea what Xico was trying to say, obviously, so she couldn't say something to fill the awkward gap. It would probably be some very straightforward thing, like
Yes, I would also like to be Roger's only girlfriend. Except, Xico would be fine if Roger had two girlfriends, her and Nora, it's just that Nora wouldn't be fine with it... "I wish... we could... just share him..."
"We are sharing him," Nora pointed out.
Xico's tails curled behind her. "I mean... I like Roger... and you like Roger... so it would... sometimes people... have two girlfriends..." Her words came out as a mumbly mush. She felt the heat grow in her cheeks.
"Yes. For example, right now, Roger has between two and sixteen girlfriends, depending on who is counted on the list." Xico had no idea how Nora had gotten to the number sixteen, and didn't care to do the math herself.
"Yes, but..." She sighed. "I don't like... making you unhappy..."
Nora tilted her head. "Then break up with Roger."
"No!" Her tails straightened out at that. "I mean..."
Nora stared at her for several seconds, thinking so fast that it came off more like a wave of emotion than anything verbal. Then she placed her hand on Xico's shoulder. "Xico. I will make Roger my exclusive boyfriend who will not have sex with other women, except possibly with Kate and/or Bup as they are so pathetic I do not feel jealous of them, so I could compromise on Roger continuing to have sex with them. However, ideally, he would be so busy with me that he would forget to have sex with either of them for months and they would find someone else instead."
"Um..." Xico had no idea what to say to that.
"That is my goal. As this goal is not predicated on deception, manipulation, or any other unethical behavior, it is not wrong for me to pursue it, even if it will make you unhappy. By extension, even though what will make you happy would make me unhappy, so long as you do not purposefully behave in an immoral or deceptive manner, then it is also acceptable for you to do it. I am saying this as I am your older mentor at Star Heroic, and am thus bound to give you good life advice, rather than intentionally sabotaging you. If I were not, I would not say this, I would instead just ask you to stop having sex with Roger and let me be his exclusive girlfriend. Although, I am also asking you politely to please stop having sex with Roger and let me be his exclusive girlfriend."
Xico gave Nora an awkward smile. She understood what Nora meant, more or less:
It's not wrong to fight me for this, even though I want you to lose very badly. "I... have to... say no..." She said aloud.
"That is what I thought," Nora agreed.
There was a long, somewhat awkward silence, where Vanessa tried to mentally ask Xico various questions about what the heck was going on, but Xico didn't really have any good answers, and before she could come up with any, Roger emerged from Kate's room, gently closing and locking the door.
"Sorry. I needed a shower," he said. "You guys didn't have to just wait for me in the hall," he added, feeling a little awkward. "Uh. Who wants to hang out?" He suggested - and all three of them raised their hands.
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