High School DxD: ERO!, Chapter 35: Xenovia's New Life
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I woke up early in the morning, to the feeling of lips sucking and slurping on my cock. I groaned softly, rolling onto my back to make it easier for whoever it was - and as my brain attempted to logic out whose lips were currently wrapped around my dick, I realized I was still cuddling with Xenovia, whose naked body was lying on my left arm as I twisted onto my back. I also seemed to remember only Xenovia coming over.

Which meant... one of my girlfriends had come over to suck my cock without being asked or told to? And just woken me up in the morning with a blowjob?!

Being the harem king was truly a blessing! I closed my eyes and tried to work out whose lips were wrapped around my dick by logic. She kept herself down there, and was still and timid. My dick was only now growing hard, which meant she'd just started (probably). How did her tongue move? What was her breathing like? After several long seconds of focus, I figured out who it was.

Guessing correctly would win me a prize! (The girl realizing I paid a lot of attention to her blowjobs and didn't think of her mouth as an interchangeable hole.) Guessing wrong would get me a punishment! (The girl feeling sad because I confused her with another girl.) Luckily, I had a cheat ability: I could tell who it was by what my supernatural sex senses said, and they said the girl currently slurping on my dick really wanted me to come down her throat until I got soft again, so she could just suckle on me, and didn't want me to use my sex powers to make her come.

In other words, it was Tsubasa. "Nnn, Tsubasa," I breathed out, doing my best to just enjoy it, and she casually slid up and off my cock at that point, leaving my length throbbing in the air.

"Issei-kun," she breathed out, her breath tickling my cock as it throbbed in the air. "Sona heard from Rias about the situation with Xenovia... Sona can also help Xenovia become part of the world of Devils. Since you're my boyfriend, she sent me to try to ask you about it, and since you were sleeping naked, I decided to suck your cock." She then slurped my cock back into her throat, just pressing her nose into my pelvis.

My length furiously throbbed at the stimulation, but-! "Ah, I can't make, Xenovia do anything, she's her own person, she can become a Devil, or a- a whatever," I sputtered out, groaning as my hips involuntarily bucked into Tsubasa's face. Tsubasa responded by taking hold of my hips, holding me down as she deepthroated my cock, and I just groaned and twitched in place as she hoovered on my cock.

Xenovia woke up at that point, blinking awake and wiping at her eyes, rolling over to face me. As she sleepily tried to figure out why I was moving strangely and gasping, I decided to just let go, groaning as I deposited a thick load of cum right down Tsubasa's throat, the beauty in question gulping and glugging on my cock all the while.

It took Xenovia hardly any time at all to realize what was happening once all the appropriate noises started being made, and she sparked to life. "Ah... so this is the Beast of Kuoh's strength... without even waking me, he drew another girl into his lusty grasp."

I groped her ass at that point, then gave it a little smack. My voice worbled a little - my orgasm had just finished, after all - but I managed to speak. "Tsubasa is another one of my girlfriends. Tsubasa, say hello to Xenovia."

Tsubasa popped off my cock with a wet noise, smiling as I lifted the blanket up over her head. "Hello, Xenovia. You're very cute and sexy," she said, instantly causing Xenovia to turn pink.

Tsubasa! Please don't try to pick up Xenovia immediately after she deconverts from Christianity! I know you have highly developed seduction skills, but give Xenovia at least a little time to get used to being my girlfriend before turning her bi!

"Thank you," Xenovia replied, nodding. "Ah! You're quite pretty yourself. Um. If you want to have sex with Issei, go ahead! We had a lot of babymaking sex last night, so you can enjoy time with him." Xenovia! You gave me a blowjob and we fell asleep! Are you confusing your dreams for reality?! This is a new level of self-delusion! I'm sorry for breaking your brain with sex, really!

"Oh, thank you, Xenovia," Tsubasa said, leaning up in the bed, showing off her (very sexy) body in the process. She'd stripped naked before crawling under the blankets, so she was just showing off her sexy body - and also pulling the covers off both of us, revealing our sexy bodies to her. She licked her lips. "That's not why I'm here though." She reached down for my cock, idly playing with it as she continued. "I was hoping that you might consider joining Sona's peerage."

"Peerage?" Xenovia asked.

"It's a sort of coterie of Devils. One Devil - Sona Sitri, in our case - leads a small group of other Devils, and grants them enhanced supernatural powers."

"Oh. Ah! But Rias already asked me to join her team, and now that I'm free to be with Issei - they're going to get married too," she explained.

"Only if Rias wants to!" I interjected hurriedly.

"Mm. I expected that, to be honest," Tsubasa said with a warm smile. "You're such a sweet and earnest girl, it would be a shame to lose you to Rias just because she asked first. Did you promise her?"

"Well, no..."

"In that case," she said, reaching down for Xenovia's chin, gently tilting her head up to force her to face her head on. This is the skilled seduction of a serial heartbreaker! Should I stop her? If Xenovia gets upset, I'll stop her, but Xenovia mostly just seems to be pleasantly surprised by being the center of attention like this? "I don't suppose there's anything I could offer you, to convince you to join our team? I'd hate to jump to anything too intimate, but for a beauty like you, I'd do most anything."

Xenovia's eyes widened still further, spluttering in shock in a very cute way. "I-! I am only-! I'm straight," she finally got out. "Super straight! I only want to have sex with Issei, since he is the father of my child!"

Tsubasa pouted slightly, then shrugged. "Ah, well. Can't blame a girl for trying, Issei-kun, can you?" She leaned down over me, making me gasp as her hand continued to stroke me, her lips now kissing and nibbling at my neck. "Mm... so tasty," she breathed out in my ear.

Xenovia watched from the sidelines as Tsubasa licked along my neck, nibbling at my earlobe, making my toes curl as she teased and played with me like that. I got the impression she also liked watching my cute reactions - then she also suddenly spoke up. "Ah! This... Sona Sitri, she's a woman, yes?"

"Oh, yes," Tsubasa agreed.

"Th-then! It's my duty as Issei-kun's wife, to help him find other women to breed." I don't think that's true at all, Xenovia! I did buy Recruiter, and it is sexy, so I won't say anything out loud... but still! "So I'll join her 'peerage,' if she agrees to become Issei-kun's woman! He already has all of Rias's peerage in his harem, after all."

"I don't have Koneko, or Yuuto, actually."

Xenovia paused at that. "Yuuto is a man! Wait, do you want to have forbidden love with a man?! That's the one thing I can't do for you-"

"I don't!"

"He doesn't," Tsubasa agreed, letting out a long sigh as if utterly exasperated. "He got into quite a bit of drama about Gasper, because he refused to simply enjoy sex with a cute boy he liked and who got him excited."

"I'm straight! Gasper's still cute, now that she's a girl! Cuter, actually!" I explained in a rush.

Xenovia's brow furrowed. "I see... but Koneko is beyond my ability to seduce on your behalf, I'm afraid." Xenovia, you've never seduced anybody on my behalf, how can you know- well, I guess it is Koneko. "In that case, yes. Sona must join Issei's harem, if she wishes me to join her peerage!"

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As it turned out, Sona was not willing to join my harem. According to Tsubasa, she did ask her peerage if anybody else wanted to, which was nice of her! Sadly, only Tsubaki knew me, and only because she caught me fucking Aika way back in the day... so she wasn't interested. I didn't buy Exhibitionist, after all!

Thus, we were in the ORC building, with the members of Rias's peerage, plus Xenovia, plus me, plus Irina.

"Wait, you're joining up with the Devils?" Irina asked, looking flustered. "We haven't even been formally kicked out of the Church!"

"The Church has been built on a lie for years," Xenovia said, her voice grave and serious and badass. "No, for my entire life, they have been telling me that God is real, and alive, and on my side. Now, I learn that He's been dead for my entire lifetime. Even if I think that the God of the Bible was good - are His followers, to tell those sorts of lies?"

"I mean, I'm not happy to find out this way either, but you're literally signing up for the Devils' side!"

"The war is over. The Devils, at least, haven't lied to me. Also, they haven't stopped me from being with my beloved Issei," Xenovia said, wrapping herself around my arm possessively.

It was very cute!

"Nobody's stopped you from that except your own issues! You can just have a boyfriend! Even if he's a pagan polygamist, as long as he raises his children in the Church, then it's basically fine!"

"As long as he raises them to believe liars, and as long as I dance around all the various issues? No. I'll just be Issei's wife, and the mother of his children, without needing to jump through hoops. Issei, it's good, right? Now we can be together without inhibitions!"

"As long as you're happy, I'm happy, Xenovia," I told her, and she preened.

Rias interrupted the conversation at that point. "Out of respect for your assistance with the... panty-stealing wizard, and Valper, and Yuuto's relationship with you, I let you say your piece, Irina. But ultimately, Xenovia is allowed to make her own decisions, and this is the decision she wants to make."

Irina ground her teeth at that - but she couldn't argue, since it was true! "Fine." She sighed. "I hope this makes you happy, Xenovia. Really, I do," she said, "but I don't want to watch it." She stepped towards Xenovia, and surprised the other girl with a sincere, tight hug - and then departed, leaving the rest of us alone.

I have to admit - I was kind of curious about what becoming a Devil was like! After all, I'd never seen it!

Xenovia stepped towards Rias, and Rias held out what looked like a red version of the horse piece from chess (none of my girlfriends play chess, okay?! Katsumi plays shogi, and she says chess is just worse shogi!), and placed it against Xenovia's chest. "I order, in my name Rias Gremory. You, Xenovia Quarta, will be reborn as a Devil. You, my [Knight], be delighted with your new life!”

A crimson glow surrounded Xenovia, who just stood there, and the chess piece got absorbed by her, seeming to pass right into her body like it was a video game without collision. After a few seconds, the glow surrounding Xenovia stopped, seeming to be drawn back into her body.

"Ah... is that it?" Xenovia asked, looking uncertain, shifting her weight and inspecting her body. "I don't feel any different."

"It will take a bit for your power to settle," Rias explained. "It will be hard to use at first, but I should be clear that just because you're Issei's girlfriend, doesn't mean you'll get out of your work as a Devil."

"Wait!" I said, raising my hands. "You can't make her do that stuff, Xenovia is innocent and pure!"

"Oh?" Akeno asked, quirking one eyebrow. "Is that what you call it when she deepthroats a vibrating dildo over the internet while another girl sucks your cock?"

"Oh for the love of-" Yuuto said. "Why are you saying that in front of us?"

"Bleeeech," Koneko agreed. "Seriously. Gross. Gross gross gross," she continued, and she and Yuuto both took the chance to leave the rest of us alone.

"She is pure! I'm the one who despoiled her!"

"I see... then Issei-sama, shouldn't this just be more degradation?"

Rias sighed loudly. "I'm not going to make Xenovia participate in 'G-rated prostitution,' as you call it, Issei. There are plenty of other contracts out there to make."

"Yes," Akeno agreed. "It's just much easier to get people to give you money for that sort of thing, than for magic."

"That sort of thing...?" Xenovia asked.

"Yuuto gives older women massages while he listens to their troubles, for example," Akeno explained. "Issei-sama decided to call it 'G-rated prostitution,' and the term stuck."

"Oh... but I only want to do that sort of thing with Issei-kun. Even just giving another man a massage, while Issei-kun's child is growing in my belly... the thought makes me feel rotten." That's very sweet! But also you're not pregnant!

"Yes, I understand," Rias agreed. "I think it's very possible you could find some good clients, however. It's a sales job, so it can be difficult at first, but I believe in you, Xenovia."

"Oh!" Akeno raised one finger in realization. "What if she did something more like Gasper?"

"Gasper takes girly photos of herself for clients online," Rias said, "and isn't that the same thing?"

"Girly photos...?" Xenovia's eyes widened, then she blushed. "Ah! No, I don't want nude photos of myself out there-! Unless..." Wait, unless what? Unless what, Xenovia?! She seemed to suddenly have an idea, and was looking at me. "Unless it was Issei-kun taking them," she said with a blush.

"Ufufu," Akeno laughed lightly. "You don't have to put the photos online for your boyfriend to take sexy pictures of you, Xenovia."

"Eh... yes, but... ohhh, it..." Xenovia fidgeted. My supernatural sex skills were telling me she was into something in particular! I focused on her, stepping close to wrap my arms around her, closing my eyes to try to figure out exactly what she was thinking. I could feel the heat rising in her cheeks, as she trembled and tried to force out the words, but I would figure out her kinks using my sex magic, that way she wouldn't have to say anything embarrassing! "Wouldn't it be sexy if Issei-kun fucked me on camera and posted it online for money?!"

I was too slow!

"Oh my!" Akeno said, raising one hand in shock. "That's quite the extreme idea, Xenovia!"

"It is...? I always thought of it as the one sort of sex work that could be okay, since you would just have sex with your husband, and put it online." Xenovia's secret hidden perverted side which straddles the line between chaste and wildly unchaste comes out again! It's very sexy and cute! Her words and responses have given me a huge boner, which is currently pressing into her back, but-

But?

Okay, so I'm not quite ready to become an amateur porn star, but that doesn't matter right now! I can just have sex with Xenovia, Rias, and/or Akeno, the normal way, without a legion of adoring fans!

In fact... "Let's have a celebratory orgy, to greet Xenovia as a new member of the Rias peerage!" I declared, hefting Xenovia up bridal style. "Let's get Gasper involved too!"

"Issei-sama really does have a one track mind, doesn't he, Rias-sama?"

Hey! I resemble that remark!

"He does, but it's cute," Rias said. Ah! She always makes my heart soar! "I think it's a good idea. It could help Gasper make a new friend, too."

"Ah, yes, as Issei's wife, I should be close to all his women." We're still not married!! That didn't happen! Please tell me this isn't like your sex dream last night where you actually dreamed about us getting married and think it really happened!

With three votes for, Akeno just followed along.

When we got to her room, Gasper was in her sexy maid cosplay again, sitting on the bed with a camera set up to photograph her. She looked so completely adorable, especially when she turned bright red and fumbled to reach the camera. "Uh, hi guys," she said, hurriedly hiding the camera as if I could just forget that I'd seen it. Especially given she was in a maid outfit! Hng! So cute! If my boner hadn't already been straining to escape from Xenovia's secret desire to be creampied on camera for an audience of adoring fans, I would have instantly gotten one from this scene! "What's up?"

"Xenovia just joined the ORC," Rias explained, "and Issei wants to have an orgy with all of us."

"I do too," Xenovia declared. "Up until now, I have been unwilling to fully embrace Issei-kun's depravity-" there's no need to say it like that! "-but now, I have abandoned the Church and joined the Devils, so depravity is my new nature!"

"Ufufu. You know Devils aren't actually all complete perverts?" Akeno asked.

"E-ehh? You're not?" Xenovia sputtered cutely, turning red.

"No, it's Issei-sama's bad influence on us all, driving us to act like this," she said, reaching over for my groin, softly stroking my dick through my pants.

"Akeno," Rias started, "by any reasonable definition, you are more of a pervert than Issei, and you were since before your relationship."

"Yeah! I also was into porn and stuff, it's fine, Xenovia," Gasper said. Eh?! My hiki girlfriend was cutely trying to reassure Xenovia that her own kinkiness wasn't bad?! It was too adorable! Ah! Thank God I bought Excellent Harem Master, so all my girlfriends work together to make each other happy instead of fighting! "If you want to be with Issei-kun, I think having a high libido is a plus!"

That's true! Actually, did I even have a low libido girlfriend? If I did, I would still cherish her!

"Issei-sama is filled to bursting with need," Akeno said, "and all this talking is teasing him."

"Oh, right!" Gasper said, her eyes falling on my groin, her lips softly parting. "Ah... wait, should I get changed?"

"Obviously not, Gasper!" I declared. I pulled down my pants at last, my throbbing hard-on bursting into the air. Akeno's fingers softly stroked my cock, running up and down it gently.

"Issei-sama, you're the man, and there's four girls here, all wanting you to please us... how will you handle this situation, I wonder?"

"I can wait for you to finish with the others, if you only want to focus on three at a time," Rias said. So kind! Wait- were you my low libido girlfriend?! Ehhh? She definitely seemed the least obviously-horny of the four girls here!

"Last time he had an orgy with too many girls, Issei-sama used some toys on us to keep us horny and make us come," Akeno said. She looked up at me guilelessly, continuing to stroke my cock. "Is that what we're going to do today?"

"Ah... well, first, you need to get naked!" I declared, to try to get my bearings. "Not you, Gasper!" I said, as she reached for the base of her maid dress. "J-just take off your panties. Are you wearing a bra under there?"

"No... just nipple bandaids." Ahn! So cute and wholesome! Oh, my other girlfriends were stripping!

My eyes quickly rushed across the beautiful bodies of Akeno, Rias, and Xenovia, as they stripped themselves naked. Their gorgeous tits bounced as they peeled their way out of their shirts, all three girls soon undoing their bras, letting their boobs free. I couldn't help myself - I grabbed Akeno's tits in both hands while the others kept stripping! I just thoroughly molested her breasts, eyeing up Xenovia and Rias as they got the rest of the way naked. Akeno just patiently panted as I molested her sexy body.

Once Rias and Xenovia were naked, though, it was time to spring into action! "Rias, I want some sex toys!" I declared, as I pulled off my shirt. "A straddle vibe, specifically, plus a remote, and some nylon ropes for Akeno here!"

"Ehh?" Akeno breathed out, her body trembling a bit in the afterglow of her molestation.

"You didn't get naked fast enough, Akeno-chan! This is your punishment!" I knew that the arbitrariness of the punishment - namely, that she stopped stripping because I was groping her - would just make it sexier. "You have to watch as I fuck the other girls!" Also, I have a dick and two hands, so a fivesome is hard, but you can't say that out loud!

"Issei-kun," Xenovia interrupted, "you shouldn't be cruel to Akeno like that." Ah! She misunderstood the situation completely!

I glanced at Akeno, silently ordering her to explain things. Hopefully she wouldn't tease me by refusing to do so! "Ufufu. Issei-sama is just a cruel and vicious dom, it's fine, Xenovia." That's better than pretending to be upset, but it's still not the right thing to say, Akeno!

"What Akeno means, is she likes being bullied," I explained to Xenovia, who just frowned.

"Mhm," Rias agreed, casually placing one hand on my chest, removing all the appropriate materials to tie up Akeno, who let out a hot breath as Rias started tying her up, spread eagle, on a chair in Gasper's room.

"Ahh... I used to fantasize about having Akeno tied up like that," Gasper said, practically drooling at the sight of Akeno getting twisted up into position.

"Well, now you do," I told her, and licked my lips. "Xenovia! Lean over the bed and present your butt! Gasper, to her right, Rias, to her left!"

"Yes, husband!" Xenovia agreed, getting into position. We're not married!!! But I guess this is your kink, so it's no different from saying other dirty things in the bedroom, like during maid roleplay with Kiyome.

"Good wife," I said.

Xenovia shuddered in response. "That's the first time you've called me wife..."

Gasper was already in position, flipping up her skirt to reveal her slick and ready sex, while Rias hurriedly clambered down on the opposite side of her. I had three beauties, all presenting their butts to me - and I shoved it in Xenovia first! She was tight and wet, and moaned happily at my entrance. "You're now a Devil, Xenovia," I said. "As a Devil-wife, you have to accept that your husband will have lots and lots of women, isn't that right?"

"Ye~es, darling," she gasped out, clearly on edge as I fucked her. I placed the remote for Akeno's straddle vibe atop Rias, and started fingering her with one hand, the other working over Gasper.

"No more of that monogamy nonsense from the Church! Polygamy is where it's at!" Gasper started getting fingered as well, gasping softly at the surprise intrusion. I decided that I should reward her for interrupting her camwhoring, and made her immediately come. She moaned and thrashed on the bed, twitching in place. "You won't be the only one I knock up, you know?" I told Xenovia. "Some of my other wives will want children too! As my Devil-wife, it will be your duty to treat them with the same love you would give to your own flesh and blood!"

"Yes, darli~ing!" She moaned out the word as I made her come, her pussy going wild around my cock as I thrust back and forth inside her, enjoying the way her body bounced on my cock.

"I have lots of girlfriends, and I'll have lots of wives," I explained to her. She nodded drunkenly, still in the throes of orgasm. "So- I guess you better be ready for a big family!" I made Xenovia come again, then pulled out of her. I grabbed the remote from the floor, then stuffed my cock right inside Rias, making her squeak. "Treat Xenovia well, now that she's part of your peerage, Rias," I ordered her, then hit the button on the remote to make Akeno come, enjoying as she moaned from somewhere behind me.

"Ah, alright, Issei-kun," Rias gasped out, as my cock furiously pounded back and forth inside her. "I was, ahn, going to do that, anyway," she said, at which point I made her come, continuing to play with the remote to send Akeno to heaven with orgasm after orgasm.

I pulled out of Rias, and moved over to Gasper, just shoving it in her already wet and ready pussy. I groaned at her tightness, grasping her hips as I dove deep inside her. "Nn, you're in a maid uniform, so call me master, okay, Gasper?" I breathed out in her ear, leaning down over her.

"Y-yes, master," Gasper agreed, and I promptly made her come, her pussy going wild around my cock.

I was too excited to hold back any longer, and just slammed my hips into Gasper and came, groaning into her ear. I made sure she came right alongside me, moaning and gasping against the bed - and when I was finished, I pulled out of her, letting out a soft breath.

I clambered up onto the bed at that point, and Xenovia didn't even need to be told what to do, just sliding her mouth around my cockhead and smoothly engulfing me in a single movement. A hot moan escaped her throat around my dick as she deepthroated me, reaching up to grasp me by the hips as she sucked on my cock, hard. I glanced over at Rias, who watched with a warm and affectionate smile as Xenovia cleaned off my dick - and then, once I was sure she'd slurped and sucked every droplet out of my cock, I spoke up.

"Right. Get on my lap, Xenovia," I ordered, and Xenovia popped off my cock, hurriedly clambering up to sit in my lap, pointing her pussy at my cock and unhesitatingly slammed herself down my cock, moaning as I made her come at the same time. I just grabbed her hips and started pumping her up and down my cock, enjoying the way her tits bounced.

I shifted my weight on the bed, letting the remote control fall towards my knee - and then pushed down on it with my knee, using it to send waves of pleasure through Akeno, who moaned and thrashed in her confines.

Rias got up behind Xenovia at that point, smiling over her shoulder at me. "Enjoy yourself, Xenovia. I'm sure being all pent up from Church teachings were bad, but you can be happy now," she explained - and I made Xenovia come at that point, enjoying as she spasmed wildly on my cock, moaning yet again, pressing herself down against me.

Gasper got up onto the bed, and hugged my arm from one side, watching Xenovia's tits bounce like she was hypnotized by them. It just made me fuck Xenovia even harder, the blue haired girl moaning happily as she got completely lost in pleasure.

I fucked like that for a while. "Ahm, Issei-sama," Akeno would sometimes gasp out, when I forgot to make her orgasm often enough. Rias offered soft encouragement to Xenovia, while I leaned in to suck on her tits. I lost myself in the moment

After at least ten minutes, Gasper finally spoke up. "U-um. Master. Please fuck your adorable maid," she said, her voice a bit nervous - and I dutifully popped Xenovia up off my cock, grabbed Gasper, and shoved her down it, making her start coming and coming.

It was a wonderful, debauched little orgy, with me switching up who I fucked, how I fucked, and making all my girlfriends come constantly! Akeno got more orgasms than most, even though she didn't get my dick, and occasionally Rias would join in teasing her, which just excited her further. Gasper got all my creampies, since she was infertile, but Xenovia didn't seem suspicious at all - on the contrary, she started kissing at Gasper's tummy and rubbing it, giving me bedroom eyes that screamed I hope you knocked her up! She'll look cute with a baby bump!

Luckily, she didn't say that out loud - it would have been awkward!

After a couple hours, I finally laid down on the bed, the pleasant hum of the vibe and Akeno's moaning and twitching coming from her cuck chair, Xenovia and Rias cuddling into me from either side, and Gasper plapping her light weight down against my torso... it was a great way to drift off to sleep, which was good, because I was exhausted!

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High School DxD: ERO!, Chapter 34: Leaving the Church
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Irina looked up at Xenovia, trying to search her expression. She knew that Xenovia was extremely dedicated to the Church, and to God.

Admittedly, her whole... thing with Issei was probably not what the Church fathers would have wanted - but at the same time, she also only acted that way because she wanted Issei, but didn't think it was in keeping with God's commands to indulge in those desires with him.

Irina's expectation was that Xenovia would have some sort of meltdown, or at least heatedly deny her words.

Instead, Xenovia just stared at her quietly. It wasn't an awkward catatonic kind of staring - it was like she was expecting Irina to say more? To keep reading? Her eyes flicked through the text quickly, feeling Xenovia's piercing gaze all the while. "That's all it says. Well, there's more words, and the author gets catty with whoever he's writing it to..." She glanced back up at Xenovia, fully expecting her to be in the midst of an existential crisis.

"It doesn't bother you?" Xenovia asked.

"U-uh. Does it bother you?" Irina replied, squinting up at her. "I'm not pranking you, if that's what you think," she added, standing up and holding the papers out to Xenovia to inspect.

Xenovia gave them a cursory glance, then turned her gaze back to Irina. "I know you're not pranking me, Irina. You wouldn't prank me about something so serious."

Seriously! What the heck? Irina didn't understand why Xenovia was acting this way at all! Even if she'd way overestimated what her reaction would be, then... then... still! This was huge! Irina was tempted to take up the devil's advocate position and suggest maybe the documents were fake, just because Xenovia refused to, that's how big it was!

"You're so calm," Irina finally said. It was what she was thinking, after all.

Xenovia just nodded. "Yes. I learned about this earlier," she admitted.

"What?" Irina couldn't help but be shocked. She'd secretly known? "When? How?!"

"Ah..." Xenovia's face began to turn pink at that question. Irina just stared. "A-ah, w-well..." She pushed her fingers together awkwardly. "It doesn't really matter, does it?"

Irina stood up, giving Xenovia a glare, making Xenovia take a step back. "It most certainly does matter, Xenovia," Irina said, her voice sharp. "Who told you? Did one of the Church higher ups tell you, and not me? Was it Theo?" That guy could be a real... something, she didn't want to say what-

"A-ah, no, it wasn't anyone from the Church. L-look, it really doesn't matter. I just heard it from somebody, you know, around, and they were pretty confident about it, and would have known, so-"

Irina grabbed Xenovia's shoulders. She was being evasive. Maybe embarrassed, too? This definitely wasn't like her at all. Except whenever the topic of how she was obviously fucking the hell out of Issei came up, then she would get like this - but there's no way Issei would know about this, so that couldn't be it. "Xenovia. I am your comrade-in-arms. We have fought together, time and again. I trust you with my life, and I hope you trust me with yours, but you shouldn't hide things from me."

"I-if you trust me with your life, then you can just trust me, that I learned it..." Irina shook Xenovia, startling her out of another evasion. "Okay, I admit it, I had a threesome with Issei and the leader of the Fallen Angels, and then afterwards Azazel told me God was dead!"

What.

* * *

This whole situation was super awkward! I hated how awkward it was! But also, it needed to happen, and I didn't know how it could be less awkward!

Around the table was Azazel and Raynare, representing the Fallen Angels; Rias and Yuuto, representing the Devils; and Irina and Xenovia, representing the Church. One contributing factor to the awkwardness is that two-thirds of those people are my girlfriend, right now!

"Azazel, you obviously only mentioned this to Xenovia to try to recruit this to your cause," Rias said. "It's only fair that we Devils also be present."

"I mentioned it because Issei asked," Azazel said.

"That's right! How dare you question Azazel-sama's pure motives!" That was Raynare, acting like Azazel's biggest cheerleader. It was cute in the bedroom, but here it's - it's - you're my girlfriend so I don't want to say it, but it's my head, so I can say it! It's cringe, Raynare! You're acting super cringe! "Just like a Devil to accuse Azazel-sama of being a deceptive trickster. Not everyone is a naughty liar like you, you know."

"You only started having sex with Issei in order to kill him," Rias said, giving Raynare a glare.

Rias! That's true, but you shouldn't say it! Ah! Should I intervene to stop my girlfriends from fighting? Isn't that my job as the harem king? On the other hand, this is a real conversation with stakes beyond just who gets to fuck me, so maybe I should just let them resolve it themselves?

"Ha, you're a little virgin who has only had sex with Issei, so I'll let that comment pass me by," Raynare said with a venomous sneer. That's not letting it pass you by at all, Raynare! That's directly making a snide comment!

"Ahem," I said, clearing my throat. "While it is true that Raynare did only have sex with me planning to kill me, and it is also true that Rias lost her virginity to me, neither of these have any bearing on this conversation, which is about something completely different."

"Yes, thank you, Issei," Irina said. "Your relationship drama really doesn't interest me."

"Oh!" Xenovia's eyes widened. "Ah. I forgot to tell you something, Irina," she said, then leaned in to Irina to whisper in her ear. Irina's eyes went wide and her face turned red.

"I-I! I did not need to hear about that, Xenovia!"

"But it changes things, right? The Church won't approve, if..." She placed one hand over her stomach.

Gah! I didn't actually come inside, Xenovia! It was a huge mistake to pretend to, just because she really wanted to get creampied and knocked up.

"Yes. I suppose that does matter. You'll have a difficult time remaining in the Church..."

"Wait," Rias said, raising one hand. "Akeno mentioned this to me." Akeno?!? "Even if Xenovia is pregnant with Issei's child, she could just claim he forced her, couldn't she?" No! Ahhhhh!

I hid my face behind my hands, earning a laugh from Azazel. "Don't worry. Xenovia isn't pregnant."

"I'm not?!" Xenovia sputtered. "Wha- but he came inside me so many times!"

"Err, yes, I did," I said. "There's no way to know this soon afterwards, she'll have to wait a couple weeks to know for sure..."

"Oh, is that so?" Azazel tilted her head to one side, planting a finger on her cheek. "I am the leader of the Fallen Angels. Are you so sure I can't tell if you're pregnant or not?"

Irina slammed the table. "Whether Xenovia is pregnant or not, is not the matter under discussion! Even if it would be highly inappropriate for her to get pregnant at her age, Issei!" She said, giving me a glare. It was cute and sexy, the way she was protective of her friend, but-! But! I didn't actually impregnate Xenovia, plus, she repeatedly begged and pleaded for me to do exactly that despite my reticence, so even if I did, it would be her fault!

"Don't blame Issei," Xenovia said. "He really wanted me to maintain my maidenhood until I was older, but I tempted him into sin with my lewd body, words, and desperate pleas to make me a mother."

"I really don't want to hear this," Yuuto said.

"Yes," Rias agreed. "While it was irresponsible of Issei to impregnate Xenovia while carefully avoiding knocking up anyone else-" Rias, phrasing! If you say it like that, it sounds like you're upset I didn't knock you up too! "-I don't think it matters for the sake of this discussion."

"The Church is keeping the death of God under wraps," Azazel explained, leaning back in her seat. "That means that just for knowing it, the two of you might end up being excommunicated."

Rias nodded. "That means that the logical thing to do is prepare in case of that eventuality."

"Which means that you two should join the Fallen Angel faction," Raynare concluded.

"No, it doesn't," Rias said. "It means, they should join whichever faction they prefer."

"But we might not get kicked out of the Church," Irina pointed out.

"If that happens, sounds good," Azazel said. "You pay more attention to the Church's dealings on the ground than I do, Raynare. What do you think?"

"The Church is currently in the midst of a purge cycle," Raynare explained, a smile on her lips as she carefully worked to crush Irina and Xenovia's hopes of staying with the Church. Raynare! Don't be so cruel! "It's very helpful to our cause, of course, since we can pick up the people they throw out. It will end, I'm sure, as all such things do, but the problem with staffing your organization with mortals, is they're far too quick to forget the lessons of the previous generation. I don't expect it to end soon, though."

Azazel nodded along, and Xenovia and Irina didn't argue with Raynare's characterization of things. I guess the Church really was like that now?

"If it comes down to that, I would like to offer both of you the chance to join the Devils," Rias said.

"And I would like to offer you the chance to join the Fallen Angels."

"If you join the Devils, then I can help you live forever."

"What?" Azazel asked, sounding annoyed. "I was just going to offer them a lot of money as a signing bonus."

"Oh, I have money, too," Rias said, a grin on her lips, clearly seeing her opportunity here. "If you joined the Devils, then you would become part of the Gremory clan, and while it isn't as if you would instantly become rich, well - we have been gathering wealth for centuries, and what might be great to you, is small to us."

"If it's immortality and money, then I'm going to pick immortality," Xenovia said. "Sorry, Azazel-chan! Thank you for telling me about God being dead, so I could use my body and desperation to convince Issei to impregnate me, but I would rather live forever than not!"

"What about our immortal souls?" Irina asked.

"The systems that determine whether you go to Heaven or Hell have nothing to do with Church membership," Rias explained. "That's just Church propaganda. It's karma that lets you into Heaven, so good people go there."

"It's not fair to act like it's impossible you'll wind up being what's commonly considered a 'bad person,'" Azazel explained with a shrug, "but in fact, our offer is better on the afterlife front. If you're a goody two shoes, Heaven; if you're an asshole, Hell. But we can promise you a quite pleasant afterlife. Hell isn't nearly so bad as it used to be, thanks to the influence of the Fallen Angels."

Rias just rolled her eyes. "Actually, it was due to the hard work and dedication of the Devils, who worked towards the development of Hell into a superior, modern living environment. The Fallen Angels just stole a bunch of land and set up their own shitty country there."

"The crime rate in Fallen Angel territories is lower than in Devil territory."

"Because it's all rural because there's not enough of you to build a single proper city," Rias snapped back. "That land is wasted on your lot. You should just give it back. If you surrender to the Devils, the Gremory clan would gladly take you on as clients."

"You dare suggest that the great Azazel-sama become your client, Rias Gremory?!" Raynare practically yelled, slamming her hand down on the table. "This offense-"

"Oy, shut up over there," someone called out from elsewhere in the restaurant.

Raynare looked about ready to snap whoever it was's head off, but then Azazel gently tapped her shoulder, and her face turned red instead. She sat down next to Azazel.

"Haaa... immortality, huh?" Azazel said. "Honestly, quality of life arguments aside, I can't compete with that." She shrugged. "I guess you win. I am curious about how this immortality works," she added, peering closely at Yuuto.

"Look," Irina said. "None of this matters. We won't abandon the Church, unless it abandons us, first. Right, Xenovia?"

Xenovia was staring at me when she was asked the question, and then jerked in surprise in response. "Ah? Ah. Yes. Right." Xenovia nodded.

"You should probably tell them that you know," Azazel said. "Once you hand them back those documents, they'll eventually figure out that the whole bit about God being dead is in there, and hiding it won't make you look good."

"They won't excommunicate us for that," Irina declared with confidence. "Right, Xenovia?"

"Right," Xenovia agreed.

* * *

"Issei, the Church has abandoned us," Xenovia declared, having shown up at my front door in the middle of the night. I was still groggy, but she looked bright and chipper. I wondered if that was because of jet lag or her having become a Devil in the meantime? "I fall upon your mercy - no, upon your pride as a man. As the mother of your future child," she said, placing one hand on her belly, "you cannot possibly simply abandon me, can you?" She gave me her best puppy dog face.

"Yes, you can come in," I said, and Xenovia happily followed me as I made my way back to my bedroom. "Hey, uh, why did the Church kicking you out mean you had to come here in the middle of the night?" Even if they canceled all her credit cards or whatever, she had to have been sleeping somewhere, right? Would they have done a chargeback on the hotel?

"E-eh?" She asked. She cleared her throat, blushing. "W-well, the Church, of course, has cast me aside, so I have no home now..."

"Right, but you're in Japan. Where were you sleeping before showing up at my door?"

"A-ah... that sort of question, Issei- are you accusing me of infidelity?!"

Yep, she just decided to use it as an excuse to come over and was now just evading the question. She wasn't a very good liar, which was cute, but she also was way too dishonest about stuff like this, which was bad. Xenovia, we're boyfriend and girlfriend! In your head, I've already impregnated you, so we're basically husband and wife! How can you be so dishonest all the time?!

"No, I'm not," I said. "Come on, let's get to my bedroom. You can sleep with me."

"Yes, your bedroom, to have completely chaste sex- to completely chastely and sexlessly sleep in the same bed, without any sex at all..." I resisted the urge to roll my eyes as we got back to my bedroom.

"Xenovia," I said, turning to face her as I took off my shirt, planning to strip back to my underwear to sleep in. She stared at my bare chest, mouth slightly open. I grabbed her head and twisted her to look at me, and her lips slightly parted. "You are my woman, aren't you?"

"Y-yes, Issei... you took my virginity... and you made me a woman... and a mother," she breathed out. "I'm your woman."

"As my woman, should you be honest about your feelings with me, or dishonest about them?"

Her cheeks grew pink at that question, and her lips softly wriggled. "Honest."

"So, did you come over here because you wanted me to have sex with you, or because you honestly don't have any place to sleep tonight?"

"...because I wanted you to have sex with me." I released her head, and she lowered it. "I'm sorry, Issei!" She dove to the ground, actually starting to kowtow to me. I probably should have stopped her, but the surprise, and the sexiness, made me hesitate just a moment! Okay, longer than a moment. "I'm so used to hiding my feelings for you, but I understand! I've heard from Akeno that you're openly a depraved pervert-" when have you been talking to Akeno without me around? Akeno, what have you been telling her?! "-and I know honesty is important in a marriage! I should be open and forthright! Please, Issei-kun, fuck me hard and spray hot cum all over the inside of my pussy, it's all I want! I want to be the mother of your children!" She finally rose from the kowtow at that point, looking up at me with moist eyes.

Of course, in this position, she was right at eye level with my cock, and I was in my underwear, so her gaze soon left my eyes to instead refocus on my cock. "Ahhh... Issei-kun..." she breathed out, reaching up for my underwear. She caressed it through my underwear, her movements full of curiosity and wonder. "Issei-kun, is it okay for me to touch you like this? You always touched me in the past." She leaned forward, rubbing her cheek against my cock through my pants. "Should I try leading? As your wife, I should be able to do all the things that make you happy. I know you like using my mouth and jerking off with it."

Xenovia! That's very sexy! Actually I don't have any complaints, do I? I mean, maybe that's a cruder way to describe a blowjob than you should use, but I can accept it if it's what you're into, and my sex skills tell me you are! "I'm... kind of tired," I admitted. "You woke me up in the middle of the night..."

"I see." She looked genuinely full of sorrow. I'm weak to my girlfriends wearing faces like that! Probably most guys are! "In that case... I guess I will-"

"So you should totally do all the work!" I interrupted.

"Ah! Yes, that makes sense!" She agreed immediately. I plopped down on the bed. "Since I'm leading, and you like blowjobs so much that you made it so your girlfriends have to give you blowjobs to get the power boost, that's what I should do now, right?" She tugged down my pants, and my cock burst free, smacking her right in the nose. "Oh, it's different when you're not manhandling me," she breathed out. She grabbed the base of my cock, using that grip to gently twist my cock left, then right, then just smacked herself in the face with my dick.

She actually let out a sigh at that, repeating the action, casually smacking her cheeks with my dick like it was fun. It was insanely sexy! My length was furiously pulsing in her grasp. "That's good, Xenovia," I told her, reaching down to pet her as she shifted my cock to point the tip right at her nose.

She just drank in my scent, her face turning red as her eyes lidded, and it was ridiculously sexy. "Now, it's time to properly please my man, the father of my child," she said, licking her lips. Stop talking like that! It's sexy to be talked about as your man and stuff, but you're not pregnant! You're not!!! "As your woman, this is my sacred and unavoidable duty." That way is fine, though.

She then dove down my cock, grasping my hips and starting to just roughly fuck her face on my length. My brain stuttered at the sheer intensity with which she went at it, out of absolutely nowhere, but my cock happily pulsed and throbbed inside her mouth. She went cross-eyed as she went, just deliriously fucking her face on my cock, tits winding up smacking against my thighs as she moved. Thump, thump, thump, went the loud sound of her face ramming into my pelvis, her nose mashing into my pubes again and again. She slurped, sucked, dove, gobbled, and did every single other word you could think of, twisting her head, licking, slurping, and sucking.

She didn't hesitate for a moment to maintain that brutal pace, and the fact that this was what she did, the first time she sucked my cock entirely on her own, was insanely hot. I just groaned at the sensations of it, my fingers tightening into fists on either side - at which point she popped off.

A single thin wet string stretched from her half-open mouth down to my cock, and one hand delicately reached up to tuck her hair behind her ear as she looked up at me, gaze smoldering with lust. Her tongue briefly ran across her upper lip. "You don't have to be gentle for my sake," she breathed out, her breath tickling my cock as the strand of saliva broke. "You can take control whenever you like, Issei. You know I like it when you just take what you want."

My cock pulsed in her grasp, and she dove down for my cock a moment later, once more brutally facefucking herself on my dick. It felt amazing, making me groan, my length throbbing inside of her mouth, my hands going for her head. She wanted it, after all, so why not? I grabbed her head in both hands, holding her through her hair to her skull, and started to just roughly skullfuck her.

I made sure she came, obviously! The very first thrust of my cock straight down her throat was accompanied by an intense orgasm I sent through her body, and she was left trembling and jerking, going cross-eyed from the rough treatment, even as saliva splashed all around her mouth. Her moaning noises were repeatedly cut off as I just brutally fucked her face, loving the feeling of her throat, the vibrations of her moans around my cock, the way she went cross-eyed with bliss at each thrust. I kept her coming, and hard, as I roughly fucked away like that, and she showed no sign of displeasure at the rough treatment.

My brain bubbled up the dirty talk that Xenovia would like to hear. "That's good, Xenovia. This is what I want from you. Whenever I see you talking, I watch those pretty lips open and close, and I can't help but fantasize about my cock getting shoved right down them. Your tits, ass, and pussy, are just the most tempting holes I've ever seen, and I'd do anything to get at them. Whether you like it or not - well, I'm glad you like it, but maybe I'd have found a way to drag you into my bed even if you hadn't?"

She mewled and squirted at that point - luckily, she hadn't disrobed, so she just soaked her panties and inner thighs as she came. Her eyelashes fluttered, and I stood up, gripping her head and roughly fucking her face. I just dragged her along with me, pulling her to the bathroom, then into the shower. She crab-walked awkwardly, but she couldn't escape, so if she failed to keep up, she'd just scrape her legs across the floor for a few moments before she scrambled back into position.

Once we were in the shower, I pulled out of her mouth, and she gasped, panted, and stuttered as she recovered from the rough oral sex, drool running down her chin as she looked up at me dizzily. "Issei-kun..." The words were like a prayer, and the prayer was for more facefucking!

"Take off all your clothes," I ordered her. "You're going to come your brains out here in the shower, with me fucking your face, so I don't want you to mess them up."


She nodded dumbly, and hurriedly stripped. It was somewhat awkward for her to take her panties and skirt off, because she steadfastly refused to stand up, remaining kneeling as she wobbled her way out of the skirt and panties. "Is this good, Issei-kun? Am I a good girl?" Her golden eyes shone with desire as she looked up at me in that position.

Ah! She was so cute like this! "You're a good girl, Xenovia," I said. My magic sex skills said that she would really love it if I said And now it's time to get pregnant! and then bent her over and forcefully creampied her, but my brain said that was a terrible idea. I just grabbed her head in both hands instead, and her mouth fell open, letting my cock slide in over her lower lip, her tongue, towards her throat. I plunged ever deeper, and just sighed as I deposited my cock all the way inside her throat. "A very good girl. Even back when you were pretending not to want to be my woman, you always did whatever you were told, didn't you?"

She gulped and glugged as best she could, with my cock lodged deep in her throat, and I just sighed as I held her in place...

And then I realized that I needed to pee. With my cock lodged so far down her throat, she wouldn't notice, would she? "Xenovia, I need to pee. Do you mind just staying there while I piss?"

She shook her head. In fact, her expression was fierce, as if getting her throat used as a urinal was a task which she was reassuring me she would do to the utmost limits of her ability.

I let loose, and she just quietly gulped around my cock as I sighed and found release down her throat. My hands remained clasped onto her head all the while, and when I was finished, I purposefully clenched, doing my best to get rid of the last few spurt of urine, before pulling out of her mouth altogether.

She gasped for air, cheeks hot, nipples perky, her nostrils flaring, her mouth half-open, her eyes looking up at me - and I decided to go for it, just coming right then and there, totally coating her face with a huge load. I shuddered as I came, and she just closed her eyes and took it, smiling all the while. By the end of it, her face was practically coated white, my spunk dribbling down her chin, splattering onto the curve of her breasts and starting to slowly slide down towards the base of the shower.

"Clean yourself off, then we can go to bed and sleep," I told her, and she started to lick her face clean, using her fingers and scooping up my cum.

I managed, barely, to resist the urge to get right back to fucking her afterwards, mostly because I was genuinely really tired. It was like 2AM or something!

We cuddled in bed, both of us naked.

* * *

Irina genuinely couldn't believe Xenovia.

They had been staying in a hotel room, together. Two beds. She had finally gotten up the courage to talk to the Church, getting redirected to somebody with actual authority (luckily, it wasn't the middle of the night in Italy), and she had been told that they would be "thoroughly debriefed, on site, and only then will a decision be made." It definitely hadn't sounded good. But it wasn't as if they'd been thrown out instantly. The hotel room was still fine.

Xenovia, however, had decided to run off to be with Issei.

Irina just sighed.

She wondered what sex was like. It must have been really good, with how completely bizarre Xenovia acted every time Issei's name came up.

She closed her eyes and tried to get back to sleep.

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