Log inWhen Shadows Wedgie
John was walking home from work one evening. It was almost dark, the streetlights weren’t on just yet, and everything was quiet. As John went through an ally for a shortcut, he felt something tug on his tighty whities. He turned around, only to see nothing. By the time he exited the ally, his undies were dug up his butt far enough for him to stop and pick his underwear out.
He continues to head home. As it gets darker, his tighty whities keep riding up, causing him to stop to pick them out. But this time, he couldn’t. He felt them tug higher and higher, lifting him off the ground. He starts to panic. He can’t see who is giving him this massive wedgie. Suddenly, a car drives by, bathing John in light, causing him to fall to the ground. He starts running home now. Every time he is near a streetlight, or a car drive by, the wedgies stop. But when he is in darkness, they continue.
Eventually, John had to stop under a light, panting. He could see his house. Unfortunately, there is no lights between him and his front door. He’s going to have to run as fast as he can. John gets ready and starts to sprint. His stretched-out undies are so low that he trips on them, falling to the ground.
The next morning, John is found hanging by a tree, wrapped completely by his tighty whities.
