September's Newsletter
Hello, everyone!
We enter month 9 of the year known as 2025. With it, a new letter is born. Thus, I come to you all with a Newletter-
Oh, that's not it? Oh, it's a letter that has news? So, a Newsletter, not a Newletter? Oh, okay. That does make sense. Yes, I understand. Got it.
I've been on a great work rhythm/momentum recently. Allow me to maintain that by getting this month's Newsletter out early for once!
A Memefied Summary of August




I got carried away and made a bunch more memes, but it'd take too much space here, so I'll just put them in the Discord server.
Prompt Poll Next Month
Alright, fellas. Now that the memes are out of the way, let's get down to the serious stuff.
We're not having a Prompt Poll this month either, as I mentioned in a previous post. We're definitely having one this October, though. I am picking up momentum and clearing through the vast number of ongoing series, so I appreciate everyone's understanding (and we did have two winners in July).
Also, for those who may have missed it, I've already queued the two previous winners in the Workflow Central. I want to get to them quickly!
Outsourced Bitch Wins
As I've announced several times now, I've organized my large list of ongoing Exclusive Series into six to focus on, with the rest waiting in a reserve list for eventual promotion. I've nicknamed this list the 'Six Pool'.
You can learn more about it HERE.
The sixth slot of the Six Pool was still empty until a few days ago. For variety, I wanted to fill it with a Bleached series. So, I made a poll for those in the Fighter Tier and above to choose which one of our recent Bleached stories should take the slot: Outsourced Bitch or Momo Is Built For It.
Both got heavily voted, but Outsourced Bitch ultimately won with a 41-30 score.
I've already updated the Workflow Central to reflect this result. Fret not: As soon as Outsourced Bitch is concluded, Momo Is Built For It will get promoted to take its slot. I aim to get there quickly!
Character Popularity Poll Results!
I'm always curious about the results of Character Popularity Polls. We had some VERY dominant picks this time around, and some were more surprising than others.
Let us get into it.
Important note: There are likely to be spoilers for the series mentioned below. If you haven't read them yet and don't want to be spoiled, do not read my comments.
1: Momo (Momo Is Built For It)
Momo is a very popular waifu from the very popular shonen My Hero Academia. I have no doubt that this result was influenced by that, but I also like to think it had to do with her degenerate portrayal - for lack of a better term - in Momo Is Built For It.
I think there is something to watching a character behaving eccentrically with seriousness and intensity. Sometimes, these characters don't realize they are being odd; Other times, they know they are being odd but do not care or cannot help themselves; There are also times where their awareness goes back and forth. All of these scenarios can be entertaining in a variety of genres, from comedy to horror. The character's eccentricity clashes with the 'normal' world around them and creates disruption or tension.
In this story, Momo is definitely this eccentric character behaving seriously and intensely, except that she is interacting with a world that is also eccentric - and still, she disrupts it. Her primal fascination for White men and cocks is so intense that it shocks and impresses even those in a place where it is 'normal'.
So far, Adam's Heaven has not corrupted Momo by breaking her, but by unleashing her. If anything, she's the one doing all the breaking - this might be my story with the most CBT and male mindbreak thus far.
I'm happy that you guys enjoyed reading Momo losing herself in the villainous and lecherous Adam's Heaven. I look forward to writing the next chapter!
2: Zoe (Blacked By A Toxic Futanari In America)
I actually don't know if I am surprised or not to see Zoe getting so many votes. I could easily see her at a top spot. At the same time, it's impressive just how voted she got.
Zoe is a very fun bull character. Though her impulsiveness is humorous, she is also ruthless in using women for hedonistic recreation - both by turning a cute, innocent girl like Orihime into a bimbo for her black cock as well by fucking her silly for hours.
She is pathologically laid-back, impulsive, and hostage to her primal urge for vice, but she is also highly emotionally intelligent and physically attractive (and tall and absurdly hung). When these traits are mixed with absolute shamelessness, we get Zoe: a sex beast fuckgirl who is unrepentant about manipulating, cucking, and corrupting - all while still being likeable and 'goofy'. Her unabashed selfishness does not detract from her seductiveness; It adds to it, creating the toxic aura that captivates those around her.
I look forward to Rukia meeting her.
3: Kushina (Secret Bond)
It doesn't surprise me to see Kushina on this list. Everyone loves the main mommy in Naruto, and I'm happy that fellow degenerates liked her in Secret Bond. As for why, it's not hard to figure out.
Who doesn't like a stacked MILF obsessed with being bred by big black cocks?
Kushina is BRUTALLY broken at the very start of the story by a very strenuous, very harsh, very long gangbang. Hinata goes through something similar years later. That experience awoke them to a primal desire that cannot be forgotten or ignored, and they are the only ones who recognize that in each other; AND, Kushina is the only who understands Hinata's desperation to satisfy the birth-giving craving frustrated long ago.
Thus, the Secret Bond. I look forward to writing more of it.
4: Mirko (Moko Is Built For It)
Okay, well, I DO think the character's innate popularity from MHA did some heavy lifting on this one. Mirko does not appear for very long in the two current chapters of Momo Is Built For It, but she does play a pivotal role.
Her status as the No. 5 hero validates Momo's fantasies and ego; And, her being put into penitence leads Momo to find Adam's Heaven. Moreover, it's just hot seeing a powerful muscle mommy desperately debasing herself to satisfy superior males.
We shall see Mirko in the next chapter, doing her best in penitence. Anything for Adam.
5: Tie between Miko/Diana/Hippolyta (Outsourced Bitch/Fertility Festival Of Hera)
I easily saw Diana or Hippolyta being here. They're both mega tall roided-out muscle mommies with gigantic futa cocks who fuck like beasts and inflate sluts with liters of cum. Of course, Hippolyta is even more 'mega tall' and 'roided out', and also much more ruthless in sex - and has an even bigger monster futa cock. The sexual spectacle she gives at the beginning of the festival is so brutal that it intimidates and arouses all the women watching. They are afraid to be fucked that rough; And they need it, so they want to make it to the end only to be destroyed by the Amazonian cock that they are afraid of.
Diana has quite the challenge ahead of her if she intends to beat her mother by the end of the fertility festival. Though she is more powerful than any other Amazon by a long shot, she seems to have a self-control problem once the action get good, hard, and rough - Lois learned that very well. I wonder how that'll go?
The last character in this tie is Miko, and I am actually a little surprised to see her. Outsourced Bitch was very well received, but I would have bet on Izumi appearing here instead, not just because of her 'superior' proportions but also the chapters' focus on her gradually slutting out to the man she is repulsed by - particularly when she is supposed to be a proud lesbian.
Miko is very fun to write, and I did rate her as one of my favorites in the Character Popularity Poll post. I wonder if most of this result had to do with her moaning under Izumi's stacked body during hardcore lesbian sex; Or the way she acts and the things she says with a girly, wholesome smile; Or with her manipulatively serving up Izumi to the massive, fuckboyish Noah.
Alright! These were the main results I had to talk about. These polls are just for entertainment, so don't assume they affect my vision for the stories in any way! All I ever promise is Usurpman weirdness.
Here, have one more meme I cooked up on a whim.

Updating Images Throughout The Page
I was waiting for the Character Popularity Poll results before updating the images around the page since I use the most voted characters as reference. To be clear, please note that I only use OC characters for page images. I'd rather not associate anything to already existent characters/fandoms.
I think I might run a couple of polls to choose which images go where on the page. I'll likely reuse them from already-released chapters. We'll see. I'll get to that once I find a break from writing and revising.
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With this, September's Newsletter is concluded!
As I've mentioned a couple of times in the past few days, my rhythm has been great recently. Chapter 5 of The Black King Piece is getting very deep into writing. I hope to have drafts soon. I want to see quick progress in the Six Pool.
I now return to the shadows to continue writing. As always, thank you all for your continued support!
You're like the Batman of ero writing. LD
I don't know what this means, but I'll take it as a compliment!
you make zoe sound more like a force of nature, like some sort of dark souls character lmao
She would probably like that description
It's sad that the house of temptation isn't on the list. Emily is an interesting character.
You're not the first person to ask for Emily and I love her too. I'll work hard to bring her back quickly.
Come to think of it, what's the reason for characters from commissions not appearing in popularity polls? I kinda wanted to vote for Maerlyn from Arrogant Empathy.
More or less the same reason I don't do the 'very good/very bad' poll on commission posts. I don't want there to be a sense of pressure by commissioners to tailor their story requests to appeal to what may or may not get the most likes/votes. This may or may not seem silly, but it has been my logic thus far.