Chapter 103

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Juvia wound up joining Hestia's familia, mostly because I was worried about Loki groping her, and I figured that Hestia would get on relatively well with Juvia, given she was a goddess of the hearth and Juvia's greatest dream was becoming a wife and just popping kids out like crazy. Hestia did get along quite well with Juvia... as long as neither of them talked about me. If Hestia brought me up to complain, Juvia would jump to an overactive defense, and if Juvia brought me up to praise me, Hestia would jump to an overactive offense.

Noriko's pregnancy finally finished, and she asked me to name our child - a baby boy - as I was the father and had not actually named any children yet. I settled on Theodore. I'd always thought the name had a nice sound to it. Like Setsuko's baby, it was one of the most well-behaved babies in the history of the world, owing to its Hentalian heritage.

Filvis eventually, haltingly, came back to talk about things - but she was much more comfortable interacting with Cass than me, weirdly enough, so the two spent time together. Cass wound up taking Filvis on her patrols, and according to her, the elf was pretty good at them, thanks in part to her duplication abilities.

Then our boat finally arrived near Telskyura. It didn't actually stop there - captains rarely did, unless they'd made preparations in advance (namely, by having an all-female crew, which was relatively rare outside Telskyura itself), but the border to Telskyura wasn't particularly well guarded. It relied more on the fact that only an absolute idiot would try to invade or sneak into the country.

"I guess I'm that absolute idiot," I half-muttered to myself.

"Goshujinsama, don't say that!" Julia said. Everybody in the party's head swiveled our way. "Goshujinsama said he was an absolute idiot," Julia explained, "but that's not true!"

"You are not stupid," Ais agreed, reaching up to pat my head.

"Is this Rei's fault?!? Rei did you say something to Drake to hurt his self-esteem?!?" Tione snapped, tightening her body around 'her' Drake's arm. "Don't ruin my husband with your bad mouthing!"

"What the-? Obviously I didn't badmouth Drake's intelligence! I don't even know how you domme a dude in a sexy way, but it's not bimbofication stuff!" Tione practically hissed at that.

"I was thinking to myself," I said, hoping to calm everybody down. "That only an idiot would try to cross Telskyura's borders on foot."

"Wow!" Julia planted both hands on her cheeks in mock surprise. "Goshujinsama is calling everybody he's married to stupid! He's also confusing heroism for stupidity! It's very sad!"

"A male idiot. If you're a woman it's not as stupid." Julia had found a way to annoy me, so she was stepping on it, hard.

"There there," Ais said, placidly petting me. "It's good to be a hero. You're going to save people. Be proud."

"Yeah," Tiona said. "Actually, thinking about it, this will totally become a legend, won't it? They'll be telling this story for ages for sure!" Especially since, having just bought Everlasting Talent with the spare points left over after Juvia and a fresh body... I was now probably going to live just about forever. "Drake and his wives saved Telskyura from the wicked goddess Kali. Also Tiona was there."

"If you get married to him too, then it all works out," Rei said, waggling her eyebrows.

Tiona just gave her a flat look. "I'm not getting married to somebody to smooth out a story," Tiona said with a huff. Both Rei and Julia looked about to say something, so I cut them both off.

"Let's just get back to moving." Telskyura's connection to the mainland was covered by a fairly tall and thick mountain range. "We've got a long way to go."

"Yes! So while we go, we should workshop how much better the legend would be if Tiona got married to you, goshujinsama!" Julia said as we started to move. "It's romantic, isn't it?"

"Romantic?" Tione asked flatly.

"Yeah," Tiona agreed. "Doesn't sound too romantic to me."

"No, no! Think about it," Julia explained. "The young girl, traumatized by her upbringing in a cruel and vicious kingdom, finally returns home alongside a hero whose legend would only grow from there. Why has he come here? To overthrow the wicked goddess Kali who rules over the land with an iron fist! As she watches him go to great lengths to save her homeland, she can't help but fall in love, and at the end of it, after her people are saved from oppression, she shyly confesses her love, which is accepted!"

"...okay I guess that does sound kinda romantic," Tiona said, scratching her cheek and looking my way. "But he's just coming up here for his magic love juice or whatever."

"I know what is right, and am doing it," I said, succinctly. "Whenever people do something bad, they know what's wrong, and they do it, but they don't do it because it's wrong."

"That sounds like hokum logic, not heroic logic."

"Yeah," I agreed. "Having read some of your world's legends, the hero logic would be more like, I must act like the stupidest motherfucker on the planet in order to inspire all the stupid motherfuckers for ages to come to think that they, too, might be a hero!"

Rei giggled. "I think that's actually a real legend. Isn't that the Argonaut's story?"

"It is not the Argonaut's story!" Tiona snapped at Rei. "The Argonaut's story is about turning from a childish, irresponsible clown, into a competent hero!"

"Uh-huh. He totally wasn't faking the whole time."

"Of course a consummate liar would think everyone else was lying," Tiona huffed.

"Takes one to know one." Rei said, puffing up her chest.

"Please stop actively pissing off Tiona on our journey to save her homeland."

Julia let out an affected gasp. "Yes! Goshujinsama's seducing Tiona too! Are you going to get Riveria as well?!"

"It would be good if you seduced Riveria," Ais said, "because then she would stop badmouthing you."

"Bitch," I said. "You know I love you, but please, stop."

"Stop what, goshujinsama?" Julia said, fluttering her eyes innocently.

I just let out a sigh. This was going to be a long trip.

* * *

We were several hours into the trip, when we finally caught some lone Amazon woman. The senses of a falna-enhanced adventurer were through the roof, and the woman in question was also yelling out for what sounded like her lost goat. "Kamora! Kamoooora! Come back to mama, you fluffy little munchkin!" Possibly her child. I hoped it wasn't her child.

"Goshujinsama," Julia said, her voice a soft whisper, "you should totally seduce that woman and then help her find her lost child and/or goat!"

"It's probably a goat," Tione said, at the same time Tiona said "It's probably a child." Both girls looked at each other.

"How would I seduce a woman whose name I don't even know?"

"She's probably never seen a man, also she's looking for a goat and/or child so she probably doesn't have a falna," Julia said.

"If she has a child that means she's seen a man once."

"It's different," Tione said, to the body she was still clinging to. I met her eyes. "When Tiona and I left, we saw... a couple of men on the way out." She took a deep breath, the memory unpleasant. "I know what love looks like, because I love you soooo much." I didn't tell her that her particular brand of love was somewhat unusual. "If anybody loved them, I didn't see a person like that. They were just slaves you used to make babies."

"So horrible!" Julia said. "Having sex with a slave is rape! It's also not sexy when it's a man getting raped by a woman, right, goshujinsama?"

"Actual rape is never sexy," I told Julia, then shook my head. "Let's focus."

"Right!" Julia agreed. "You should go beat her up, then she'll fall in love with you, and she'll be able to guide us through the mountains. If she doesn't fall in love with you right away, then you should help her find her child and/or goat! That should be enough!"

"Bitch, women actually do need a little romancing-"

"Nah," Tiona said. "That'd totally work." Tiona scratched her cheek as I looked her way. "Sometimes, the older girls would talk about guys... uhh, Loki had a term she used to describe it? Thirsty? But not, like, for water. I guess it's thirsty for...?" She crinkled her nose. "Doesn't that taste bad?"

"It tastes great when it's the man you love's!" Tione said. "Not that you should join Drake's harem, Tiona!"

"Don't worry, sis," Tiona said with a smile on her lips. "I won't steal your man. Anyway," she corrected, shaking her head hard, short hair flying about. "There aren't any attractive men in all of Telskyura, basically. Getting a man was a huge status symbol for the commoners, even if you had to share. And, yeah..." She scratched her cheek, "They totally fantasized about getting pinned down and fucked into the ground all the time."

"What a wonderful country!" Julia said, making everybody give her a sour look. Well, Ais's was some mix of 'confused' and 'sour' and 'deadpan'. "Oh, right... what a wonderful country, we have to save it from its oppression so these women can enjoy life properly!"

"Fucking... I will go try to help this woman find her lost child and/or goat," I said, just to get out of that conversation.

* * *

Her name was Meslya, she was twenty, she had long auburn hair and a lean physique, and her immediate response to seeing me was to try to lasso me while hooting about having "finally got herself a man!"

It was just a regular lasso, though, so I broke free, grabbed her arm, twisted it around behind her, and held her in place against the ground.

Her response was equally stupid: "Ah?!? Is this the... the 'being defeated and getting fucked into the ground' tale of the fables?!? I'm a virgin!" She added hurriedly. "My name is Meslya, I'm twenty, please fuck me oh great warrior, lay your seed in these fallow fields! Also I have some friends you could fuck too! Or, wait, do men like that? I always hear the ones in towns whining about getting fucked again... ah! We can just have monogamous sex if you prefer!"

"So, Kamora is the name of a goat?"

She just blinked at that. "Um... no, Kamora is the name of my auntie's daughter. She's five. But we don't have to worry about her, she'll be fine, just knock me up! Everybody will be soo~oo jealous once they hear I got knocked up by a wandering bandit!"

"I'm not a bandit," I said.

"Sorry! I was assuming, because men aren't supposed to be in Telskyura and you're so strong!" She wriggled against me, then giggled. "Yep! I can't get free at all!" Her smile suddenly left. "Oh no! Are you planning to invade? Are you a scout for an invading army?! Please don't invade, you're hot and strong and I don't want the father of my children to die ignominiously on the field of battle!"

At that point, one of my other bodies managed to find Kamora. She was crying and hiding in a little crevice, looking a bit banged up from having tried to make her way through the mountains... and her response to seeing me was to glom onto me and say, "Kamora will be a good wife for you! Please take Kamora, Mister! Take her far away from Telskyura and make her a wife and she'll do whatever you want!"

Kamora's words did make me hesitate to return her to Meslya. "Are you... ah, slated for the kalyori or something?"

"Ehn? No, Kamora just wants to get married, but there aren't any men in Telskyura! But you're a man!"

"Right..." I gently picked her up. "Okay. Let's get you back to your... cousin?"

"Meslya? Noooo! She's way prettier than me, you'll definitely fall in love with her instead of Kamora!" She paused. "C-can Kamora be the second wife?!"

Eventually, both the five year old Kamora and the twenty year old Meslya were forced to conclude that I was not going to marry and/or fuck them right then and there, at which point they pretty much deflated. "I met a handsome man who beat me up and I didn't even get fucked, Kamora."

"A handsome man rescued Kamora from danger but he won't make her his wife!" Kamora wailed.

"Goshujinsama is so mean," Julia offered by way of commentary. Rei was eyeing up Meslya, Tione was clinging to my body all the tighter, looking like a serpent about to strike if Meslya got close to 'her' Drake (fortunately, she did not think of Kamora as competition), Tiona was pretending to be oblivious to what was happening, and Ais seemed actually oblivious. "Ah! Meslya, I have an idea on how you can seduce goshujinsama!"

"Whoa! If she actually seduces him, make sure she's got a falna before she makes a love confession!"

"A falna?!" Meslya shivered at the thought. "I- I want to get knocked up, but a falna... I don't want to live that sort of life..."

"What's a falna?" Kamora asked. "Tell Kamora!"

"It... when you're older, Kamora."

"Whoa, whoa, no need to live any special sort of life," Rei reassured Meslya. "Drake's going to tear down Telskyura's government! He's a Level Six, you know?"

Meslya looked at me again, and there was more than just brainless lust in her gaze now - there was something like hope and admiration. "Is that true?"

"Yes, I am going to overthrow Kali's tyrannical rule," I said.

"Yay!" Kamora said. "Kamora lost her baby sister to kalyori! Mama said that she wasn't coming back! Go punish Kali and bring back her baby sister!"

"I... I don't think your baby sister can come back, Kamora," Meslya said. "But if Drake really does defeat Kali, then-! Are you really a Level Six?"

"Not just him, Ais and Tione and Tiona are all Level Six too," Rei said, pointing her fingers. "And I'm as strong as a Level Six, on account of being able to turn into an Amphisbaena." Meslya clearly had no idea what that was. "It's a Monster Rex. Equivalent to a Level Six," she added, puffing up a bit.

"I see... then you might actually be able to do it. I'll help you!" Meslya declared. "Also after you're done please knock me up!"

* * *

The nameless girl wanted to go get triple-teamed by Drake right now... but there was something more important than that. Playing love match for him!

Now, obviously, while Kamora was super cute and (hopefully) would still want to be Drake's wife when she was older, she was also five and ignorant about lots of stuff. Meslya, on the other hand, was actually older than Julia! Drake needed some older women in his life! It was all teenagers, and here was a twenty year old, just begging to get bred! But Drake was being too nice... which, actually, it wasn't very nice to reject a woman's love, was it?

Though, she didn't know if Meslya actually loved Drake. She hoped she did! The nameless girl's job was to make sure that Drake kept getting more and more points. Yes, he'd bought all his beloved waifus from fiction, and he was super strong, and he now was ageless, and he had a dozen bodies, but playing recruiter was sexy and fun! Plus, once he was king of Telskyura, he'd definitely need lots of Amazon wives, so best to get started right now!

So, while Drake's bodies were occupied with fucking Ais and the Reis, the nameless girl snuck out to go find Meslya, who was actually just outside the tent listening like a perv! What a lucky find! Or maybe it wasn't lucky and Drake was going to be drowning in virgin voyeur perverts! Either way would be fine with the nameless girl! "A-ah!" Meslya sputtered, as the nameless girl appeared next to her. "Sorry, I, I wasn't-"

"Shh, shh," the nameless girl said, placing one finger on the other girl's lips. "I wanted to find you, to give you some love advice."

Meslya nodded rapidly. "I- but wait, you're his wife, why would you want to help me with love advice?! You'll have less time with him!"

"Ah... making goshujinsama happy makes me happy," the nameless girl said. It definitely wasn't that she had a really great idea and had to act on it! It was her pure love for her husband! No perversions involved either! No making somebody else a better wife than her just to get off on the pseudo-replacement dynamic! Nope! Pure love! The nameless girl's love was so pure! "Listen. Goshujinsama has a very particular fetish, and he's shared it with me in the past, but he would never tell you about it until you'd been lovers for months..."

"Ah?!" Meslya's eyes went wide. "Men can have fetishes?!"

Wow! Women here in Telskyura really were hard up! She knew Danmachi had some thirsty girls, but this was ridiculous! "Yes. Goshujinsama wouldn't say his fetishes until you'd been together for quite some time, and you asked and pleaded... he thinks he's lucky just to be with any woman, much less all the women he has, so he focuses on whatever brings his partners pleasure."

"Ahh, that sounds so romantic... but wait, he didn't fuck me into the ground!"

"Right! Because you're not his partner yet," the nameless girl explained. "But knowing and acting on his fetish, he'd definitely be interested in you then! He'd see you not just as a stranger, but as a sexy seductress!"

"I understand!" Meslya said. "Thank you elder sister! I apologize for not knowing your name, unless your name is Bych, that is," she added, hurriedly.

"I don't have a name any more," the nameless girl explained. "But you can call me Bitch."

"Ah! I see! I'm sorry, elder sister." The nameless girl resisted the urge to pout. Meslya was much, much weaker than her, and she lived in a tyrannical society like something out of a xianxia novel. Obviously she would just be terrified of being asked to disrespect her! She had to think about other people's feelings! That was her job, as Drake's number one recruiter! Wait... Rei had gotten her moms and arguably Setsuko and Jahanara... was the nameless girl losing to Rei?!? She had to work overtime! "Please, teach me your wisdom!"

"Yes!" The nameless girl said. "Now, we'll need to change your outfit, but I'll explain all about that later. For now, let me outline the scenario..."

* * *

We dropped off Kamora with her mother, the woman in question not realizing I was a man, because I started to use a Resplendent Destiny to disguise myself as a mother. Instead, she focused her attention on scolding Kamora, who had been sworn to secrecy as to my true identity...

And given she was five, would probably admit my true identity about five hours after we left.

I kept up the guise of a mother - well, five mothers, given I had five bodies in Telskyura. It let us pass into local towns with ease, our coin being somewhat unusual but not too much so, as we took a break in a proper town. We could buy fresh supplies for the journey, and...

And when we gathered up to leave the first town we'd stopped off in, Meslya had restyled her hair to be curled and mostly drawn back in a bun. She had shifted from the standard Amazon outfit of "caveman bikini," and was instead wearing a knee-length, pastel-colored dress, lightly spattered with flowers across its surface. They weren't drawn in the western style - looking more like something out of Aztec art, like this:



Still, the intent was blatantly obvious. It was a pastel-colored floral dress. Since I had only discussed that fetish with one person, there were two people who might have done it, and my gaze fell on Rei. "Rei?"

"Eh?" She asked. "What'd I do? You always blame me for everything."

"This isn't you?" I gestured to Meslya, who had her hands clasped in front of her, her gaze brightening as our eyes met.

"No, that's Meslya. Idiot," Rei said, with a smirk. I just rolled my eyes. That meant it was Julia.

Meslya cleared her throat. "Ahem. Ahm... sorry for speaking when not spoken to, I'm just a silly little woman." Any doubt that it was Julia was cleared as Meslya glanced Julia's way for approval, and got a thumbs up from the girl. "I am Meslya Stepford, and I want to be your wife, Sir. I can cook and clean and take care of children. I will be obedient and domestic and submissive, just like a good woman should be."

Tione's gaze was solidly locked on me, her gaze a little venomous. Luckily she'd drained my balls five times that morning, so when she checked to see if I was getting hard, she found me appropriately soft. "Is that your type of woman?"

"It's a fetish," I whispered. "I like you just the way you are."

"Good," Tione said with a huff. "It'd be bad if you secretly liked a different kind of woman without even telling me." That... hm, wait, was Tione only the way she was because it was Finn's type? No, no way was Finn into strong barbarian women. Plus Tiona dressed pretty much the same way... though she didn't have the long hair...

Meanwhile, Meslya was doing her best to seduce me off of a half-understood conception of a Stepfordized wife, filtered through Julia and her own alien culture. "Please let me be your obedient housewife, Sir!" Meslya practically shouted the words, making people glance our way, but they concluded this was some sort of weird practice session for Meslya, on the basis that they all thought I was somebody's mom. "I promise to call you darling and get bred lots and never complain about anything you do because you're the man, so I have to obey you in all things." She bowed deeply before me, giving me a nice look down her cleavage. "I'm only not telling you that I love you because Rei said I shouldn't until I have a falna, but I don't need a falna to be a cooking, cleaning, breeding machine," she added, glancing up at me for approval.

Obviously, my dick was very hard. "Let's head out, Meslya," I said. "We can have this conversation on the road."

She practically rushed me - then thought better of it, instead clasping her hands in front of her and following one step behind my body, looking my way for approval. Several times, my other bodies caught sight of her about to speak before she shut her mouth, thinking better of it. Julia came by her, gently patting her shoulder, whispering words of approval and affirmation and making a few extremely obscene suggestions. Meslya just nodded along.

Eventually, I had to break the ice. "You don't have to do the Stepford wife thing," I said.

"Huh? But you didn't accept me before!" Meslya said, her voice having a surprising amount of heat to it as she spoke. "I was ready to get fucked into the ground and bred right then and there! Even if I'd never seen you again it would have been fine!" She shook her head. "I mean... ahm... I'll do whatever my strong, powerful, and oh-so-much-smarter-than-me husband says, of course." She glanced over at Julia, who once again gave her an affirming nod.

I pinched the bridge of my nose. "You really, genuinely, do not have to do the Stepford wife thing."

"Then... then you'll breed me?"

"I barely know you."

"Of course," Meslya said, nodding along. "I'm a silly little woman for thinking you would knock up a woman you aren't married to. You're far too good for that."

"Julia-" Julia just looked at the sky, acting completely indifferent to hearing her name called. "Right. No. Bitch. Fix this."

"Ahh, goshujinsama, she's just trying to be the kind of girl you like, you know? It's not my fault you keep rejecting her. You do like Stepford wives, don't you?"

"I, that's a fetish."

"Ehn? But you also like women to be at home as housewives, don't you? I mean, you want Juvia to do that..."

"I want Juvia to pop out thirty-three kids like she wants to, which would obviously be hard to do in the Dungeon." I couldn't help but notice the way that Meslya's eyes seemed to light up at the words 'pop out thirty-three kids,' in the same way Julia's might if I said 'fuck in all three holes,' or Rei's might if I said 'make her eat your pussy for hours.'

"Right!" Julia agreed. "You want a wife who wants to have kids, and of course it'd be easier if she also wanted to stay at home! And look at that, Meslya wants to stay at home and have kids!"

"She had a personality and life before you stuck this crap in her head," I scowled.

"Ah! Goshujinsama's so silly!" Julia just smiled. "Meslya, why did you used to dress like that?" Julia pointed at Tiona, who very clearly didn't want to to be involved in this.

"Huh?" Meslya looked at Tiona, then back at Julia. "It was the style... oh! My mom said it helped attract men!"

"Right! And why were you talking about getting pinned and bred into the ground?" Julia asked.

"That... that's what strong men do to Amazons once they beat them?" It was obvious Meslya had never thought about these questions very hard.

"So if after strong men beat up Amazons, instead they stuffed them in frilly dresses and turned them into housewives...?"

"Then I'd want to get stuffed in a frilly dress and be a housewife!" Meslya looked at me. "Which I do! I totally do! Because I want to be your ideal woman so you'll breed me lots and lots!"

"Okay, but put sex with me out of the equation," I said. Meslya looked absolutely miserable at those words. "As in, I'd fuck you either way. Which way would you rather get fucked?"

"Um..." Meslya just squinted. "Whichever way you want? Because you're a strong man who I'd be lucky to get bred by?" She looked at Julia for approval.

"Ah! Meslya's not good at seducing men, since you're the first one she's met, goshujinsama!" Julia looked at Meslya seriously, and Meslya looked right back with an equal amount of seriousness. "Meslya, goshujinsama is worried about your feelings, hopes, and dreams! So try thinking about it, would you rather be a goatherder or a housewife?"

"A housewife!" Meslya said rapidly. Julia made some hand motions, and I just let out a long sigh at Julia, grabbing a tangle of her hair and yanking her off to one side, hefting her over my shoulder and starting to spank her, making her squeak and wriggle. Meslya watched with uninhibited lust - mostly at the way that I'd slung Julia over my shoulder, not the spankings, before she came back to her senses. "Ah! A housewife sounds amazing! You get to- to get bred lots and lots! And, and! You get bred extra because you're with the kids, which is helpful to the man! Right! A housewife is the best job for an Amazon who wants to get bred! Of course, you need a really strong man to get bred, like you, Drake! Darling?" She added, uncertainly. "If the man's not strong, then he wouldn't be able to provide for you to stay at home and get bred! And then all you have to do is cook, clean, and watch the kids! Much better than watching goats, which are dirty and stupid," she said, then paused. "Well, dirtier and stupider," she clarified.

"Her logic's impeccable," Rei said. "You've got no choice but to make her your housewife, I think, and pop her cherry right here in front of me as you breed her."

"Oh, yeah," I said. "Rei gets to watch me knock up any wife," I said. "You watched Juvia get impregnated, don't worry," I added, not admitting that I'd been sufficiently caught up in the moment I'd almost forgotten. "So if you want to get pregnant, you have to let her watch."

"That's okay!" Meslya said. "So I can be your breedable Stepfordized, domesticated, submissive housewife?!" She asked the question with utterly uninhibited enthusiasm. Julia managed to stop wriggling in pleasure from getting her ass and pussy spanked for long enough to shoot Meslya another thumbs-up. "Ah! Oh, and it's natural that Amazons get bred by powerful human males like yourself!" She said, nodding rapidly as she remembered some bit of dirty talk that Julia had no doubt advised her to say. "Though... that is natural? I guess dirty talk doesn't have to be false! You're really handsome and sexy! That's dirty talk, right?"

"Let's just focus on our journey," I said, mostly to avoid talking about this for a little while.

* * *

When we made camp for the afternoon, obviously, Tione began sucking my dick with the fervent eagerness of a girl who was feeling particularly challenged and jealous. She tried pulling back her hair a bit, too, mimicking Meslya's new hairstyle, but I managed to get her to stop. Once she had me fully hard again (which didn't take that long, as she'd last sucked my dick that morning, hours prior), she rode me like a maniac cowgirl, lacing her fingers together with mine so that our tattoos rubbed against each other while proudly proclaiming herself to be my wife, that she had me all to herself, and so on.

Very loudly, to be clear. With the obvious intent of making sure everybody else heard her, which she succeeded at.

"Now that we're making camp, can you please breed this domesticated, submissive, dutiful, fully Stepfordized housewifey, darling?" Meslya asked, fluttering her eyelashes as she finished the thought.

"Yeah," Rei agreed. "You want to breed this hot-to-trot Amazon housewife in training, right?"

"You gotta," the other Rei said. "It'd be cruel to string her along. Especially when she's working so hard to-"

"I LOVE YOU DRAKE! YOUR COCK'S THE BEST! I LOVE MY MAN'S COCK! MY MAN'S BIG FAT COCK IS SOOOO GOOD! GIVE ME ANOTHER BABY, MAKE IT TRIPLETS!!!"


Rei just glanced in the direction of the tent in question. Tiona let out another long sigh, having done so at least a half-dozen times since I had started fucking Tione. Ais just pursed her lips, then spoke up. "Arf arf," she declared. "Your fuckpuppy wants her master's big fat cock. She should have a whole litter of puppies. Ruff. Woof. Arf arf."

"Alright, Ais, let's go to a separate tent," I said, and Ais scampered into position, leaving three of my bodies around for Meslya to attempt to seduce - largely by kneeling, placing her hands neatly in her lap, and staring up at me with big beautiful brown doe eyes. "If you really want to become my wife, then we can do it, Meslya."

"Yes! I really want to become your housewife!" I avoided twitching in response to her changing 'wife' to 'housewife.' Though my dick did not. "I'll get bred and pump out babies and my big strong man will put me in my place as a silly little woman! Amazons like me were born to get domesticated by big strong human men like you, darling! I'm so happy that I found you! Please let your submissive wife, who was born to listen to and obey you, get your big hard cock. I know that I should let you make all the decisions for me, because I'm an Amazon and you're a human, but I'd like to humbly, as a lowly, pitiable woman, request that you please knock me up, darling."

Fuck it. By the end of this whole affair I'm going to have a lot more than one Amazon begging to get bred. Might as well get started. "Alright. Since you asked so nicely," I said, hefting her up into a bridal carry.

"Yes!" Meslya said. "Thank you for your advice, elder sister!" Meslya wrapped her arms around my neck, leaning in to start kissing at it, sucking on bare flesh with eagerness, yet curiously not seeking out my own lips. When I took her into the tent and just laid her out, she immediately hiked up her dress, revealing she'd been going commando the whole time. "...elder sister said that going without panties would be sexier for you?" She squeaked a bit as she finished the thought, looking up at me for approval.

"It's sexy," I reassured her, as both Reis hurriedly came in after me. I started to pull down my pants - then decided that Meslya deserved a nice show for having put up with me and done her best to seduce me and so on. I grasped the base of my shirt, slowly peeling it up, enjoying the way that Meslya watched with uninhibited lust, her lips parting as she stared at my chest.

"Ah..." she panted out as she saw me. "My husband's hard cock. My big, dominant, strong husband, who's defeated me utterly and put me in my place as a woman... it's my first time seeing his naked chest, but now that he's decided to breed me as his obedient Stepfordized housewife, I'm going to get to see it a lot more! At least once every nine months when he fucks me!"

"I..." really didn't know what to say to that. "...will fuck you more than once every nine months," I reassured her.

"Yes!" Meslya said, pumping her fist. "Wait, why? Pregnancies last nine months."

"Because sex feels good," I told her, starting to pull down my pants again, Meslya staring at my cock as it bounced free. Her lips parted softly as she just stared, committing its appearance to memory. "You can touch it, if you want," I told her, and she reached out, dark fingers softly running along my length, her gaze flicking up to me, then down to my cock, then up to me, as she nervously stroked it, worried that she was doing it wrong.

She was, in a certain sense: it wasn't like she was giving me a handjob. Her fingertips were sliding up and down my length, trailing across veins, corkscrewing around the crown, staring at my length all the while, her cheeks growing hotter the longer she did it for. She just swallowed wetly after a bit of staring - and then I grasped my dick near the base and lined it up with her pussy. "Ah!" She said, excited. "Please take this submissive little Stepford housewife and breed her hard with your thick creamy cum! Splatter your baby batter all over her insides, darling! That's what she's for! It's her highest goal in life! Please, darling, knock this silly little wifey up!"

"Alright," I told her, and just started to push inside her wet sex. I took it slow for the first stroke or so, taking my time with it, just grinding my way into her, but she was extremely horny, so it was a pretty easy journey down inside her, and soon enough I was hilted. "Rei, make her hornier."

"Holy fuck, he's asking for it!" Rei said. "Yo, yo, Meslya, look at me!" She said, waving her hands frantically, and Meslya did exactly that. I could feel as Rei's magic came into effect, with the way that Meslya's pussy suddenly tightened around my cock, and I just remained hilted inside her, riding out the intensifying arousal - and then I reached up along her flanks, enjoying the sight of her cute pastel floral dress, the lewd half-managed parody of a 1950s housewife - and then I plucked a certain strand of Fate, as I began to saw back and forth inside her.

She squirmed on my dick very pleasantly, looking up at me with a bright and happy smile.

* * *

Meslya was so happy! She'd gotten attacked by a man, and now, she was going to get bred and turned into his housewife! She was so thankful to her elder sister-wife. Julia? Drake had called her Julia, but she hadn't responded to that name. Either way! She now understood the way into her darling husband's heart! It was being a sexy doting housewife who was super submissive and breedable! Words like 'obsequious,' 'domesticated,' 'obedient,' 'subservient,' 'servile' - these were how she showed her love! Both by saying them, and acting on them, and also reminding him that as an Amazon, she existed to get bred by strong human men!

Which reminded her! "I exist to get bred by strong human men, like you, darling!" His cock twitched inside her, and he leaned down over her, fiercely kissing her on the lips. Her first time was accompanied by her first kiss too! This was the sort of saccharine nonsense they wrote in romance novels that were never intended to reflect reality! Her pussy quietly twitched around his cock, as he sawed back and forth, as he kissed her. Her hands came up to softly run along his naked body.

Her elder sister-wife was sooo smart! He had been all trying to send her away, completely uninterested in her, but now he was absolutely interested in her! She would absolutely live up to the title of Stepford housewife! Stepfordization - that was the term for what she'd done to herself! You made yourself pretty and feminine and elegant and submissive and sweet and docile and then the man fell head over heels in love with you and had to knock you up as many times as possible!

His cock inside her definitely felt good, with the way it pumped back and forth, and she was definitely lost in lust since she made eye contact with Rei and the other woman had made a silly face, but was sex really so incredible? Ais and Tione had acted like it was, but maybe there was something different about them?

Her darling husband Drake, who was in charge of the household while she was just a dutiful obedient housewife who was born to get bred ("Repeat those thoughts in your head until they become second nature!"), was slowly getting faster atop her, his tongue invading her mouth by force. She was pinned beneath him, as he clasped her hands, and he broke off the kiss to let her catch her breath.

Of course, her mouth had more important things to do than 'breathe,' like make sure that Drake was enjoying himself! "I'm your dutiful submissive little housewifey! I used to want to be a goatherder my whole life, daydreaming about one day getting to have sex with some man, but now I just get to be bred and fucked every day and every which way! This is so wonderful, darling! Thank you for putting my Amazonian body to its proper use, getting fucked and bred by a big strong man! Please make sure to impregnate me! Being bred by you is my highest aspiration in life, please and thank you!" She squeaked a bit towards the end of those words, and pleasure laced up her spine at that point.

It was shockingly pleasant, the way his dick throbbed inside her, pulsing, threatening to explode. Ohhh she wanted to declare that she loved him so bad right now, in the throes of what must have been an 'orgasm'! She'd heard about them from other Amazons, but she half-believed they were made up! Now she was getting to experience one, from this (wonderful, big, male, dominant, powerful, virile, human) man! The man who was her husband (?) was fucking her and making her come and all that sort of thing!

The orgasm soon passed, and she was left panting on the ground before him, his hips once more beginning their natural movements inside her. She wanted to speak up. She needed to speak up, to show him her appreciation! If she was selfish and didn't say dirty things to him, he might fuck her less! Her mouth worked at the air for several seconds, then she managed to speak. "Darling, thank you for fucking this quaint little Amazonian woman, and making her your doting, breedable bride!" Oh, that was good! Alliteration! "Silly submissive Stepfordized small-minded sluts like her were born to get fucked by big breeding bitch-breaking dicks like this one!" He seemed to be liking it, gauging by the way his cock was throbbing inside her. "Thank you for turning her into your submissive Amazon housewife, she's soooo thankfu~ul!" She squealed out the last word, as pleasure washed over her, even more powerful than the previous one.

It was incomparably powerful. When Drake kissed her anew, pushing his lips against hers, slithering his tongue in past her lips, pleasure laced throughout her whole body, making her tremble and gasp. The dress she'd paid to have custom made (with her elder sister-wife's money! She needed to pay back the dark-skinned woman one day!) felt like liquid, honeyed pleasure, poured over her body. Ecstasy and bliss and wonder all mixed together in her brain, sloshing around inside of her skull as she got fucked like that, Drake's pace intensifying now, her pleasure intensifying all the further as he ground and pound inside of her!

He broke off the kiss, and she did her best to speak up, though she knew she'd be less coherent even as her mouth started to move. "Ahm, I, I'm a submissive, breedable, bitch, yesh, meant to be, fuh, fucked, bred, knocked u~up, turned into, a housewife, housewife! I'm a horny happy housewife! I'ff neber wanted anyting more!" She squealed and bucked, and Drake started saying some words in a weird language as he just thrust away inside her, her burbles becoming less and less coherent as he thrust inside her, her whole body bouncing on his cock all the while.

When he finished whatever he was saying, it had to have been six hours later, by just how much pleasure she'd experienced. Was this what real orgasms were like? No way, right?! If it was, then she'd never have talked to a woman who had gotten to experience orgasms! Because they would've been too busy getting more of them 24/7! He leaned down over her, kissing her fiercely on the lips, and he batted at her tongue. "We can understand each other even when you're coming your cute little brains out, Meslya," he told her, making her pussy twitch around his cock all the more. That was the super-romantic magic marriage spell that her elder sister-wife had told her about! She was now genuinely his wife! It wasn't just roleplay any longer!

She came all the harder to that thought, her eyes peeling back in pure bliss. "Thank you darling husband for knocking up breeding fucking marrying using pounding dominating putting in her place this quiet sweet docile submissive domesticated trainable teachable dutiful loyal little wife girlfriend whore cumdump fuckto~oy!" She was coming her brains out, every word coming out a nonsense pitter-patter, but Drake's cock only got all the harder as he just pounded inside her.

Absently, she was aware that the two Reis had collapsed onto their butts, panting loudly as if they were also getting fucked, but she didn't care! Her husband was fucking her, that was what was important, not those other women! Getting fucked by her husband was her highest aspiration in life! "Thank you for breeding me husband! Fuck me every day okay?!? I'll do anything you want just like a good wife should! I'll never complain about anything you ever do or say or say to do! Just bree~eed me!" She squealed into his mouth, pure pleasure frothing up into her brain and wiping away any thoughts other than how best to please him in the moment.

She lost all track of time like that, getting fucked into the ground by a man.

This was the moment she'd been dreaming of her whole life. The moment that an Amazon like her was born for. Getting dominated, fucked, and knocked up by a powerful male. She just squealed in pure, uninhibited bliss, when he exploded inside her, the spunk that marked her as a real woman, as a future mother, as receiving the glorious seed of a powerful, virile male which would create another generation of wonderful Amazons spilling all over her waiting cunt, wriggling its way towards her womb in record time.

He paused at that point... and then about five seconds later went right back to fucking her, pounding her into oblivion.

The oblivion where, as an Amazon, she belonged.

The oblivion of getting fucked, dominated, and bred by a powerful human male.

She tried to tell him as much, in as many ways as she possibly could.

* * *

A half hour later, I wound up having to carry Meslya out of the camp - I'd pushed her a bit too far, and she lacked a falna to handle it. Once we had the camping supplies packed up, we got back on the road to Telskyura.

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