I was wrong.
You know where I said I had a problem with Lindsay and I was over it? Apparently not.
And looking back on it, this is the spot where I stopped and remade the whole game to try and build the momentum to get over this spot.
Apparently this is a thing that I cannot do.
But hey, you guys give me money exactly so I can solve these kinds of problems.
I am currently employing a batch of writers to engage in a bloody death match to see who gets to be the one who writes the Lindsay dates.
I will have to wait until the blood is finished spilling, fountain pens slip from lifeless finger and the champion strides forth.
Not right away, but soon.